Sunday, March 22, 2015

something new

i picked up these two little buggers because i liked their style.

little did i know that they have mystic powers and that i'd be under their spell. somehow or other this sweet little couple have taken over my life and demanded that i remodel the bat cave to be more to their liking. i'm not the only one under their spell. they cast a spell on the lovely mrs myshkin and she will soon be off on one of her trips. i don't pay much attention to what she says but i'm pretty sure she'll be gone for about 2 months. more than enough time to make a few changes.

in other news, IT SEEMS OBAMA IS DEAD SET ON FUCKING WITH ISRAEL. i think it's pretty common knowledge that o'bumble is unable to contain his anti-semitism at the best of times and his inner racist self would like nothing better than to be rid of netanyahu and possibly the entire state of israel. but i think there is more to the story than that. if there's one person that o'bumble detests more than netanyahu, IT'S THAT UPPITY HILLARY CLINTON.. he's leaving a scorched earth for hillary's run at the presidency in 2016. he's a mean one that o'bumble.

in case you forgot about their past:

i love you sons of bitches

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

happy st pat's

what a stroke of luck! i heard the following song on our national radio service, cbc, and thought it was totally excellent. if there was ever an occasion to enjoy a song of drinking and debauchery, it's st patrick's day.

on a sadder note, a friend of sonny, whom i drove to school most mornings, was just diagnosed with cerebral palsy. at first the medical industrial complex was treating him for major depression and anxiety but after a few more tests, they changed their best guess to cerebral palsy. so, if you're able, go get shit faced for st paddy's day, for life is short and you might not be able to celebrate tomorrow.

get drunk, enjoy the moment and take take a few aspirins along with a few cups of water before retiring for the evening.

i love you sons of bitches.

Monday, March 9, 2015

does the pope......

does the pope shit in the woods?

i don't know about the pope but i know about someone else. i rode up to the big mall and was chaining my bike to the rack when two guys walked up to have a smoke. there are lots of smoking rules including not being able to light up within 5 meters of any mall entrance. the first guy lit up and started to smoke a few feet away from the bike rack while the second guy, an asian, lit up and walked over to stand behind a few short cedar shrubs. my asian friend then pulled down his pants and squatted behind the shrubs. that's right, he took a shit close to the mall entrance, a few feet away from the bike rack. i immediately cried out, "this fucking idiot is taking a shit." i seemed to be the only person that gave a shit that some nine iron was taking a shit beside the bike rack. the insane thing is the mall has countless public washrooms. i guess it's an asian custom to forego a nice indoor shit and go outside to fertilize the greenery.

multiculturalism in canada. if that isn't nice, what is?

i love you sons of bitches.