Thursday, February 26, 2015

sad king billy

call me SAD KING BILLY until further notice.

first my buddy jim's pitbull ginger died. then my faithful pitbull ruby passed away. then my buddy jim passed away. and then the cruelest cut of all, the man who had my back for almost 60 years passed away unexpectedly.

it has not been the best of years for the pilgrim. being unstuck in time can be great fun but it can also cause unbearable pain so i've decided to live in the present, hence sad king billy. (i would highly recommend the Hyperion saga to anyone with an interest in sci fi novels.)

i love you sons of bitches.

Saturday, January 31, 2015

greece

so those rascals in greece went and elected a left leaning government. as is so typical of lefties, THE NEW GREEK GOVERNMENT WON'T PAY IT'S DEBTS. so the big question is, will the EU call the greek's bluff and end the bailout? in my opinion, the EU must call the greek's bluff and let the chips fall where they may. those greek rascals borrowed a shit load of money and promised to pay it back but now they say: fuck you and fuck your debt, we're not paying. i say let those fucking greeks wallow in their own shit.

it's not that i enjoy seeing greek women and children starving, it's a matter of respecting the rules. if you promise to pay, you fucking well better pay. and walter agrees with me 100 percent!

as for the deadwood question in my previous post, the winner was a young lady from mississippi who correctly guessed: "if that ain't the purest form of nigger logic..." i don't know any negroes so i have to substitute the word nigger with the ethnicity of what ever rat bastard immigrant i happen to be having a disagreement with at the time. if i had a nickel for every time i've said: "if that ain't the purest form of toucan sam logic....", i'd be eating an apple fritter right now.

for those of you who would like to use my new catch phrase, let me assist you with this valuable information: THE RACIAL SLUR DATABASE.

oh well, if i can't afford an apple fritter, there's only one thing to do:

i love you sons of bitches.

Monday, January 26, 2015

corn bulbs

my first LED CORN BULB arrived in the mail today. it's a 9 watt bulb and i paid about $2.50 for the little angel. i was pretty excited when it arrived and was expecting great things when i screwed it in and turned it on. lunch bag let down, it was not as bright as the 5 watt LED bulb that i received last week. after checking on line it became apparent that these corn type bulbs have plenty of detractors. unfortunately i have a few more on their way. luckily i didn't go crazy and buy any of the 10 packs on ebay. although the corn bulbs aren't great, i did get more that $2.50 worth of amusement out of the adventure. i'm looking forward to receiving the 3 watt bulbs. if they provide enough light to prevent me from tripping over stuff in the dark i'll be happy.

i've almost finished the deadwood marathon and have had one of the great lines from steve the drunk stuck in my head for the past week or so. can anyone guess which line is stuck in my head?

caution, this video my offend sensitive viewers. (but you're at the wrong fucking blog if you're sensitive)

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i love you sons of bitches. (and don't buy any fucking corn hole bulbs)