i made a triumphant return to the cracker factory this week after a 3 month medical hiatus. i call it the cracker factory in an affectionate sort of way. they treat me well. way better than a certain lovely lady i know, they even throw money at me every 2 weeks.
when i was a ute, this is what i would have sung upon my return. slide it to the 1 minute 35 second mark and you might find a song that you can use when returning to the missus (or mister) when you return late at night from the bar.
when i was in university our drinking gang sung this often when stumbling into a restaurant before crashing in the dorm.
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Vegetables are green and you can pee in to the stream...that is sweet.
Good luck being back in the factory!
Glad to hear you're back in the saddle again and I love that you call it the cracker factory. This gave me such a great giggle! They were something. And it sounds like your friends were very similar to some of mine! I was just having flash backs about them.
does this mean your health is better?...I always want to ask about how you are, but you don't seem to want to discuss it...soooooo.
how the fuck are you?
I always wanted to call in well...just call up the boss and say'look dude, i just feel to fucking good to waste it on work.so I'm going fishing,(golfing,swimming movie what ever)and will see you tomorrow...
Congratulations on the return. I hope your systems have been restored and are running smoothly.
sage - nothing beats peeing into a stream. well, almost nothing.
ananda - one day they might let me put salt on the crackers.
yellowdog - into every life a little rain must fall. i have an umbrella.
allan - i downloaded the patch last night. so far so good.
Made me feel like getting drunk!
You can never have too many drinking songs!
I hope they let you put salt on the crackers.
CRACKER FACTORY :)
i work at a "factory" filled with crackers...
That landscape looked like the Land of the Lost. I kept expecting to see dinosaurs.
You know billy boy, it occurred to me that with you being home for 3 months that perhaps this was a bit of billy overkill for the lovely lady. I hope she is more kindly toward you now. And by the way, I want to salt the crackers! Big grin.
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