Friday, May 22, 2009

doctor my eyes.......



i saw the opthamologist today for a follow up. he took out the eye shield or patch or whatever in the hell it was. i'm glad it's out. the good news i can still see pretty good, the bad news is my eye still hurts like crazy.

i was given a wee lecture on how lucky i was not to have lost my eye. i hadn't thought about losing an eye and i don't think that i was ever in danger of losing the eye. there's just something about eye doctors, they take eyes real serious and don't want people doing stupid things. he gave me some more anti-biotic eye drops. i like doctors that aren't cheap with the samples. they all have tons of samples from the pharmaceutical companies. god bless the doctors that hand out the samples rather than hoard them.

take the eye and ear test.



i love you sons of bitches

15 comments:

Ananda girl said...

Holy fecking sh*t!!!! When I can stop laughing, I'm sicking the lords of chaos on you billy!

Is this an ear for and eye? Make that two ears. I think hysteria is setting in.

citizen of the world said...

Yikes! I'm so glad you didn't lose your sight, that would have been horrible.

Rocky (Racquel) said...

holy krep! I'm glad you're gonna be ok!

yellowdog granny said...

im out of fecking batteries and i left my ears on and ran the battery down..will have to come back and listen to it..but i do love the song..
glad you aren't going to lose an eye...which is better than a poke with a sharp stick..snort*

Rocky (Racquel) said...

damn, I knew that was coming and I still jumped.

feckin' you-tube

sageweb said...

Oh if you did lose an eye you could have had an eye patch and looked like a pirate. Youcould have gotten a parrot..I hear they live for 100 years..actually I have no idea..I made that up...I am also drunk right now.

Ananda girl said...

Well, in all the excitement of finding the "hidden words" I forgot to tell you...

Yeah! Glad your eye will be okay.

yellowdog granny-- lol!

billy pilgrim said...

i might have jumped the highest when the video got scary!

as far as patches and parrots go; i'll stick with being a king in the valley of the blind.

my feckin tooth still hurts, i chickened out and told the dentist all was well.

Ananda girl said...

Try scrubbing that tooth with baking soda... not baking powder. Make a little paste of it and let it sit on the hurting part. If it can get into the whatever, it should help to neutralize the acid that causes the pain for a while. It does taste kind of nasty though.

But you know, there is no substitute for a dentist and it's only going to get worse. Call him back.

billy pilgrim said...

i'm hoping that eating ice cream and watching tv will fix the tooth.

Ananda girl said...

Heavy sigh... TV and ice cream...now why does this not surprise me? lol
Well, good luck with that! Let me know if it works. I could save a lot of money.

billy pilgrim said...

exalted fleetlord - i get complete relief while eating ice cream. however, the relief disappears when the ice cream disappears.

Ananda girl said...

Better stock up... oh and be sure to have a good supply of strong spoons.
lol

texlahoma said...

I just shit myself a little and now I'm deaf...but other than that...

billy pilgrim said...

congratulations tex!
your eyes and ears are working very well.