Thursday, July 9, 2009

better than frankincense and myrrh

i've given the baby jesus his best gift yet. it's very powerful and once he learns how to use it his powers should increase immeasurably.



if you can't figure out what i've given the baby jesus, here's a beauty of a clue.



i'm pretty sure there's a primo spot waiting for me in heaven thanks to this latest gift.

i've got so much stuff going for me right now i can't remember it all.

20 comments:

Ananda girl said...

Okay... I'm confused. Are you giving Jesus his freedom? Does it really come in a yellow powdered form?

No? Okay, then I'm guessing primo grade A-1 Bee pollen.

billy pilgrim said...

ananda - by the spirits of emperors past i thought you'd get it even though you elect your leader by snoutcounting.

secret agent woman said...

I don't get it either.

Sling said...

Is it Saffron?

billy pilgrim said...

this stuff is even more expensive than saffron.

Josh said...

Making brown eyes blue... frankincense and myrrh... it has to be Spice from Dune!

billy pilgrim said...

i can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but i can never fool josh.

it's melange all right, i stole it from those rat bastard harkonens.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

jesus loves you this i know, cause the bible tells me so...yes jesus loves him, yes jesus loves him...yeeeeees, jesus loves him, the bible tells me so.

crazy4coens said...

Wow! I am glad I came to this later rather than earlier. Had no idea - but you don't know that -oops! Wait, ya, I knew that!

Ananda girl said...

Hanging head in utter shame! (My second book fail of the day too.)
Crap. They're gonna take my library card away.

sageweb said...

Luckily, I came late to this guessing party. I have no idea what Josh or you are talking about..but Baby Jesus has a spider on him.

texlahoma said...

I thought it was a new drug that I wasn't cool enough to know about.

texlahoma said...

Something you've probably never thought about but I have, is that if a guy named Billy Pilgrim sold pills, pretty soon they'd be calling him Pilly Bilgrim.

Ananda girl said...

I love feeding the turtles!

Thanks billy! I hope they stay up there.

aliencg said...

Unfortunately, it was lost on me as well. I am not a reader or watcher of Dune. So, please, disregard this comment.

crazy4coens said...

I feckin' love those turtles!

Sling said...

I love teasing..I mean feeding the turtles!

billy pilgrim said...

yellowdog - wow, you know your bible.

sage - if you ever need an answer, call josh.

tex - the spice from arakis is one of best drugs in the known universe.

ananda - i've tied those turtles to a tree with roots, they ain't going nowhere.

alien - start reading! may i suggest you start with house atreides. i think you'll like it.

crazy - i love them too. they'll love you too if you feed them.

sling - a little teasing is ok. it gives them much needed exercise.

Allan said...

I missed it too...the last Dune I read was Lorna.

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