Thursday, July 16, 2009

here i sit...

here i sit
broken hearted
paid a dime
and only farted.


i forgot to mourn the passing of an old friend this year. june 10 was the anniversary of the passing of a faithful companion. this is the first year it slipped my mind. i blame in those feckin filipino roofers. normally i'd blame the lovely mrs myshkin but it was the filipino roofers that drove me nuts and gave my ladder to some chinaman to pee on.



in the past i'd build a little shrine and put her picture in the middle. i'd light some incense and maybe smoke something and say a few words such as, "fuck off, don't bug me. can't you see i'm in mourning." you can probably guess to whom those remarks would be directed.

and i wish people would quit insulting turtles.

11 comments:

Ananda girl said...

I'm sorry about your friend. She looks like such a sweetie. I love the way her ear tips over on the one side.

Who would do that to a turtle? Ack.

unokhan said...

that's a beautiful girl, and smart.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I'll light a candle and say a little prayer for her..but I bet she's with the goddess...
people that mess with turtles need their asses whipped..

billy pilgrim said...

ananda - i think vlad putin did it.

uno - shepherd/lab cross; brains, courage and kindness.

yellowdog - she's up there with my previous dogs protecting my reserved spot.

aliencg said...

Condolences for your faithful companion. Maybe the Filipino roofers and Chinaman will get bitten at the behest of the dearly departed. You could only hope.

texlahoma said...

There's nothing quite like a good ol' dog.

I'm sure no turtles were harmed in the making of that picture.

texlahoma said...

Hey Billy, don't you ever feed those turtles? I fed them for four hours last night and they were still hungry! I finaly had to go to bed.

crazy4coens said...

your turtles are the best. maybe i should feed your turtles my fish and get a dog instead.

sageweb said...

Oh sorry for you..I have forgotten my past dogs day also.

secret agent woman said...

Does this dog have a name, so I know who I'm remembering with you?

Rocky (Racquel) said...

she was a beauty your astro dog was


and when the turtles are insulted, the terrorists win...