Tuesday, July 7, 2009

jesus be happy

i promised jesus that him and his posse could stay out of the box all year and i'm not about to break a promise to the baby jesus.

it turns out the little bugger has been having the time of his life. when i left for work this morning the lady was fat, sassy and full of air. i don't know what happened while i was gone but as the title says, jesus be happy.



i made jesus happy!

so i got that going for me too, which is nice.

13 comments:

aliencg said...

Gotta watch out for those wise men, after many days on camels, they get pretty riled up.

laura b. said...

Well...He does look happy in the picture. The lady, not so much. You know what you need? Hidden video camera.

Ananda girl said...

The miracle of deflation...She was full of sins... and Jesus took her sins away.

Wouldn't it be great if Jesus could work the miracle of deflation on the economy too?

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

somewhere i know jesus is laughing his ass off..

crazy4coens said...

I am impressed that you left your baby Jesus and his peeps outta the box this year. I went to get mine last Christmas only to discover that I had thrown them out the year before - can you imagine that? I didn't even remember that I had thrown them all away. You the better man all the way around!

Josh said...

Lord have mercy... No wonder the Mrs. wasn't very pleased with your find.

sageweb said...

Ha ha..Love it..Jesus has a good sense of humor.

Nickie Goomba said...

Bless you, Billy. You're a good boy.

billy pilgrim said...

alien - anyone bringing gold is ok with me. they can keep the other stuff.

laura - a satisfied jesus is a happy jesus.

ananda - deflation! we'll all be broke.

yellowdog - if his dad lets him.

crazy - you through out jesus??? sounds kinda jewish.

josh - she can't stand any competition.

sage - we'd all be in huge trouble if he didn't have a sense of humor.

nickie - thanks! it's about time someone blessed me. come back and bless me at your convenience.

Allan said...

The next time someone asks me about my relationship with Jeebus Christ, can I answer with this picture?

I'll trade you fer my craigslist ad!

billy pilgrim said...

it's a deal allan.

unokhan said...

josh was payin attn. o lawd--was the rest of her blown out?

Rocky (Racquel) said...

oh man, Leo - I didn't think you could outdo yourself after the Ralph Kramden video...

LOL