i just discovered hearts on vista. years ago i played this with the help of a bottle of scotch. those were the good old days.
i got creamed by the computer the first few games. i decided to name my opponents after my dead dogs. this didn't work because i couldn't bear tossing the queen to my best friends. i decided to rename my opponents after people i'd have no trouble tossing the queen at; barrack obama, stephen harper (canadian prime minister) and the pope.
barrack and stephen are ok but that motherfucking pope keeps giving me the queen. in the past i merely disliked the pope, now i hate the prick with a passion. it's a good thing i don't drink any more or in the blessed name of elvis i'd put a hole in the pope.
i love you sons of bitches
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I've been playing hearts for 40 years or more. Yikes. I like the computer version. I generally play against Pinhead (the Black Pope of Hell),Chatterbox and of course, Barbie.
In the way back, I used to play Monopoly with God, The Bad and The Ugly... ask Crazy4coens. I used to tell her about the games. I think they may have been in my imagination though.
Geez, I haven't played hearts since I was a kid, long before computers came out. And I have little time to play games on my computer what with blogging, visiting blogs, writing, doing research and looking at the fucking news sites around the world.
I used to play the pinball game some after hours of looking at a monitor, it's good eye exercise, but it's been a couple of years since I even played it.
Anyway, fuck the pope, no, you fuck the pope. Those fuckers butt fuck alter boys, or at least think about them while they whack off.
BTW, I wouldn't even let the pope suck my cock.
so...here's the story..im bout 7 months pregnant with thom, dave is about 16 months old..asshole #1 is out of the service, has a job at a gas station till his civilian fire dept. job comes thru, we're living in a little wooden cabin about the size of a chevron bathroom and I'm along with my big belly, bored kid and playing solitare. no tv. radio is on...and that song came on..I laughed so hard i almost went into labor..every time i hear the song i have the same memory..
oh and by the way? the pope sucks bites and blows.
I dont like playing games I have a chance of losing ..and if I lose to the Pope..my life would be horrible..maybe
ananda - i'm gonna beat that arsehole pope if it kills me.
bbc - when it comes to blow jobs i think the pope in on the receiving end more than on the giving end.
yellowdog - asshole number one really knew how to treat a lady.
sage - i'd like to find a game with no chance of losing but i can't afford to open a casino.
Way to go Billy. Keep giving the Pope the business. It would be nice if they got someone in there that did not look like my great grandfather and was a little more progressive. Ah but who am I kidding it is the Catholic church.
What in the world is hearts on vista?
Don't feel bad, the pope gives everyone the queen.
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