guess what....
INDIA HAS A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
what have you heard more about on the news lately; india building a nuclear submarine or michael jackson's journey to the afterlife?
i'm guessing that most people have heard more about the michael jackson saga, perhaps ad nauseum. to be fair, i have become a fan of old joe jackson in the past few weeks.
india and pakistan have had 3 wars since great britain did a cost-benefit analysis and vacated the region. pakistan also has nuclear weapons making the region perhaps more dangerous than the middle east with mr charm, mahmoud ahmadinejad, whispering sweet nothings in the ear of mr compasion, benji netanyahu.
i love all you sons of bitches
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The real news is that MJ is alive and he and Elvis are planning to hijack that sub so Joe Jackson can make a documentary about it...
Crazy stuff going on. but no one would know it in the US becasue celebrities are much more important
I agree with Sageweb, celebrities are more important in the US. There's a world news disconnect around here.
You scared me for a moment! Then I got that you said "Joe"... phew! I was afraid you had turned to the dark side, billy. (No racial pun intended).
That's the reason I gave up watching TV most of the time... I don't give a rat's skinny ass about celebs other than to enjoy some of their work.
Yay! for the turtles. At least your good readers know what matters.
world news, world swnews. what do we care about those folks all the way over there? it's not like what they do could affect us.
thank you for talking about this. as fun as the jacksons are, and family abuse is always fun, there are other things going on in the world (and under our own noses!).
here's to the truth!
rocky - but they took his brain!
russia has lenin's brain, america has jackson's brain!
sage - was mj a celebrity or an oddity?
alien - i guess there's no money in world news these days.
ananda - i saw old joe on tv and he had a certain roguish charm.
crazy - i find the bbc world news to be quite truthful. but maybe i'm just a sucker for those british accents.
all them whack jobs make me nervous...but we'll never get the leathernecks back..
rocky - but they took his brain!
billy - from what I could tell there wasn't much left to take so no biggie
I can't listen to the news for just taht reason - it's pverwhelmingly about inane things like celebrity news.
And if things go according to plan, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Egypt might join the party of nuclear-bomb wielding nations, that is, once Iran gets the bomb.
Cool.
Fortunately I'm going to go worry about what pair of shoes Paris Hilton is going to wear tomorrow night.
Yeah the one person who voted for Michaal Jackson was me. I had to be the jackass. The whole part of the world is scary especially if someone decides they want to make a few million people have a really, really bad day.
thanks mr shife - people were thinking the poll was rigged with the turtles getting all the votes.
What is the biggest concern to human life in 2009?
Geez, I don't know, idiots on pot?
"when the new is not the news"
MJ is one thing; Lindsy Lohan and the chick from the OC (forget her name) are quite another all together; how they are news worthy is beyond way beyond me.
bbc - i think the epidemic of dementia in older men is of great concern to all right thinking people.
raspootin - i think it's cheaper to have a bunch of gasbags spread gossip than to send news crews out to cover stories.
it's that fucking australian idiot rupert murdoch to blame.
I just was thinking about you on my jog today and wondered how you are. I spend most of my time on the computer at facebook. But I wanted to stop by and say hi and I was thinking about you. Wishing you the best my friend.
holy shit ..is bbc still around?
Well at least they're on our side... I think.
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