recently i signed up for daily horoscopes and tarot readings. i like them.
unfortunately i've ran into a little problem. occasionally the spiritual guidance from these two sources of inspiration is in conflict. the horoscope may say that the stars are lined up very nicely for me and love is in the air. on the other hand, the tarot cards may say that my love life will be in the crapper and i better curl into the fetal position avoiding all contact with the ladies. what to do?
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Believe it or not Billy, I can read those tarot cards.
I lost a couple of them though, so I'm not playing with a full deck.
send me your birthdate, where you were born and time..and i'll do your horoscope..
do i get a prize if i get it right?
oh..i love that song so much
of which ladies of whom do you speak?
That is a wonderful song and I had no clue that it existed. Thanks.
Yikes, I can't help you with forecasts. I tend to read what I want to happen into things and forget what is reality. I'm often wrong.
I like to let it all be one big freaking mystery.
tex - i read them too. i remove the cards i don't want to pop up when doing a reading.
yellowdog - how do i know if it's right?
crazy - mostly human ladies.
ananda - i do the same. reality is for the birds.
secret - i prefer to think of it as all one big accident.
I like to read the horrorscope after the fact to see if they are accurate..but I can never remember what happened.
So what exactly do I get out of feeding these turtles? I do it all the time and nothing ever happens other than the food disappearing. it is fun to drag them around, though.
woozie - so that's what you get out of it - we have to find our pleasures where they are - - -
woozie - feeding the turtles will give you total conciousness before you die, just like caddying for the dalai lama.
holy christ, it's a 3 way tie.
this poll is flawed. as the creator i should get more than 1 vote.
i hereby declare tarot cards the winner.
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