no i'm not referring to the lovely mrs myshkin.
i had to rearrange the rec room to get a little more distance between me and the new tv. as luck would have it i'm now about 3 feet away from ruby's sofa. ruby and i each have our own sofa and have come to an understanding. i don't go on her sofa and she doesn't go on mine.
now that i'm right beside ruby i can hear all the noises she makes while sleeping. in the past i was about 25 feet away from her and the noises were funny but now they are a little intrusive. she snores like crazy and then wakes up to fart and belch. after farting and belching she grooms herself. i'm not sure if she's giving herself pleasure or just has excellent hygiene but there's a lot of slurping going on behind me. i'd give a few fingers to be able to sleep and snore like her. she can wake up take a look around and be snoring again in less than a minute.
it is really feckin hot here today. i gave my dad's gutters a blow job and i'm sweating like a pig.
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Well I hope you're staying out of smelling range anyway. Yikes!
i don't need a weather man to know what way the wind blows, i got ruby.
you have the hot weather and we have 70 degrees weather and rain..thre is nothing more disgusting than a dog snoring, farting, belching and slurping..but i'd give my left tit to have ole Bill or Nate back to make that noise..and they could bring Annie with them..sigh*
Bob has a rythmatic, light snore that helps me sleep. His farts however, can be quite devastating.
Whatever you do,don't try to compete with Ruby..You'll lose.
yellowdog - i can think of person who disgusts me more but i'm too mature to mention any names.
tex - ever walk up the stairs behind bob and get blasted?
sling - there are times when i can give her a run for the money after a big bowl of bean soup.
when bill was around he ate 1/2 canned and half dry mixed with an egg and some water...if i used kal can or this other brand whos name escapes me he didn't have smelly farts..but if i used alpo..? oh my Goddess...every now and then you'd hear either me or one of the kids yelling 'alpo farts, alpo farts'..it was sooo gross.
Ahh yer a lovely man to give yer poor old dad a blowjob Leo!
Ha! I’ve said that more than a few times since living here.
I love that Ruby. SHe is just like me...hehehe
Hmmm... this post could have just as easily been written by almost any longsuffering wife, no? hehe
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