Friday, October 2, 2009

pedophile priest

actually it's better than a pedophile priest, it's a pedophile bishop. what makes this good is the prick bishop had just finished negotiating a settlement for previous abuse by a bunch of horny priests. the good bishop was proud of himself for negotiating the settlement without going to court in order to spare the victims of reliving the horrors. he also apologized. catholics don't like to apologize.

the priest was caught crossing the border with a laptop containing child pornography. he's from nova scotia. the priests of western canada would never stoop so low. nudge nudge, wink wink.

i'm not making this up: PEDOPHILE BISHOP BUSTED!!

not all priests are bad though

THE GOOD PRIEST

funny thing, all the father ted clips had embedding disabled. the long arm of the pope i suppose.

15 comments:

sageweb said...

That priest is a little fucker..how dare him..I hope he gets diddled with in the prison.

The father ted..is hilarious!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

Feck!


bastards..every one of them..I'm so proud to be a pagan..no diddling priests in my religion.



will be sending you your horoscoope tomorrow..

billy pilgrim said...

sage - father ted proves that not all priests are a horses arse.

yellowdog - if there's no diddlers then it's not a real religion.

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BBC said...

Father King, the catholic priest in Kellogg when I was young would not lower himself to doing something like that, he just went to the whorehouse in Wallace.

I deleted the first comment cuz I got it wrong.

billy pilgrim said...

bbc - when he whipped it out did it go snap crackle pop?

BBC said...

Old dicks do not go snap crackle pop, they work just like young dicks. And not all priests are old/

I don't recall ever hearing of a nun whining about being poked by a priest. They sure know how to stay quite.

Maybe they are just thankful for it and go to confession for a clean slate.

"Bless me father for I have sinned." "What was your sin?" We had sex after mass on Sunday." Say three hail mary's and all is forgiven."

"Yes father, see you in the rectory at nine."

texlahoma said...

Priests are a strange lot.
So that's where candles come from!

Ananda girl said...

Loved the Father Ted ! Can you immagine trying to confess to Father Jack in that?

As for the bishop... you pour the gas and I'll flick the bic.

BBC said...

As for the bishop... you pour the gas and I'll flick the bic.

First ya gotta give him a fair break. Nail his nuts to the floor and give him a razor blade before setting the place on fire.

Allan said...

Father Abbass was shocked.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

oops i forgot to send your horoscope..uh oh..

secret agent woman said...

I know there are good and caring priests out there, but these sure give them a bad name. I think the celibacy system is a breeding ground for pedophiles.

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