a vigilant civic minded canadian took action on vatican stance on halloween.
Canadian wipes arse with bible
wasn't that worth the read???
on a different note, old billy pilgrim rides again.
i rode the red rocket to the liquor store to cash in the maximum daily limit of 48 beer tins. when i put them in the cardboard flats i discovered that i had 49 tins. i sheepishly asked the lady if she would accept 49 tins. she took the cans, smiled and gave me $5.00! a 10 cent bonus. i thanked her profusely and rode away.
why did she smile and treat me so nicely?
i cashed in beer tins while wearing a woman's sweatshirt. in slaughterhouse 5 billy pilgrim wore a woman's coat, today i was wearing a woman's sweatshirt and got a 10 cent bonus.
i was dressed like a bum and she tossed me a dime.
so i got that going for me too, which is nice!
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16 comments:
Hum, the pages in a bible are a little course for me to want to wipe my ass with them but they are okay for starting campfires.
As a favorite saying goes in some circles, “Jesus, save us from your followers.”
Maybe a random act of kindness? Sometimes people will catch you off guard with an unexpected bit of niceness.
So womens clothing seems to work for you..yay!
How do you tell a woman's sweatshirt from a man’s?
I think we are on our last roll of T-paper so thanks for giving me a Substitute that seems perfect. Now I have to see if we have one. I know there is a Book of Mormon here someplace.
I have to be sure I have enough Band-Aids to treat the paper cuts.
Wait till the Gideons find out about this!
Well,..you're just an aluminum can floozy!
..Cool!.
Go with your strengths,I always say.
bbc - save us from you followers, i like that one.
secret - yup, now i have to pass along that act of kindness to someone else in the next few days.
sage - it was free, free works for me too.
mr wit - my fast food princess told me it was for a woman.
tex - have the gideons branched out into cars?
sling - i'm a scrap metal whore!
i could never get it to download..but i like that you were treated so nicely by the lady. and think it had less to do with the sweatshirt as it did that little twinkle in your eyes...
Since you're an equal opportunity offender when it comes to ... ok, just about anything, I thought you might enjoy this:
http://pictureisunrelated.com/2009/05/22/does-whatever-a-spider-god-does/
check out my blog..you received an award.
That was a good laugh. I like that he hid in the cop car... and then was bitten. So much for safety in cop cars.
What color was the sweatshirt? I think is was your nice mannors. Most women like guys who say please.
yellowdog - i can only hope the old twinkle is still there.
rocky - wow, a ganesh spiderman, i have an urge to shove a incense stick up his arse.
yellowdog - am i worthy?
ananda - the sweat shirt is a creamy brown with a an underlying bit of pink and black. it looked pretty manly to me.
Hi Billy, I'm visiting from Yellowdog Granny's blog. That drunk guy only used the Bible because Eatons catalogue has gone out of business.
debra - small world, i'm wearing an eatons shirt at this very moment!
you are worthy..
Let it never be said you don't know how to use the system.
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