rasslin

me and my bitter racist pal are embroiled in a big argument over pro rasslin. he hates rasslin with a passion, almost as much as he hates jews. he hates rasslin because he thinks most people watching it believe it's real.

i say 5% of adult rasslin fans at the most think pro rasslin is on the up and up. he thinks over 50% of rasslin fans believe it's real. he also gives me lectures on pro rasslin and mixed martial arts being homo erotic. i still don't know what homo erotic means but if i mention rasslin, sure as shooting he's gonna mention homo erotic.

i haven't mentioned my racist friend in a long time because he's in bad mental shape right now. he lost a lot of money speculating on real estate then went and lost a lot of money on the stock market. guess who he blames for his misfortune? here's a hint, it begins with a j.

anyway, here's my question:

do you know any adults who believe that pro rasslin is on the up and up?

flu shots

tomorrow i'm getting 2 flu shots.

i called the clinic telling them that i just wanted the normal seasonal flu shot but they said no dice. i couldn't get the normal flu shot unless i got the h1n1 shot. something about the normal shot might cause me to get h1n1.

i always get a sore arm after the shot so that's why i only wanted to get the one shot. the nurse wasn't too impressed with my logic. so it goes.

last year the bitch nurse gave me the shot right in the middle of my sea turtle tattoo. i pouted over that one for days.



i love you immunized sons of bitches.

love and marriage

i was prepared to write something very profound today but as usual i got sidetracked. i might have found a soul brother.

MAN PREFERS PRISON TO LIFE WITH WIFE

the more i listen to dylan's latest album the more i like it. this track really hits home.

no more baskers

it's been a nice warm sunny day so i rode the black adder (new bike, cool name eh?) up to the turtle lake today but there weren't any turtles. looking at a log full of turtles always lifts my spirits but it looks like i'll have to wait until 2010 to enjoy watching the little baskers.

it's just as well that they've dug into the mud for the winter with those feckin olympics about to invade our fair city. i wouldn't want the chinese speed skating team taking a tour of the lake and making dinner out of my soul mates.

in other news, we got lucky and found a ship load of TAMIL ASYLUM SEEKERS. most people want to ship them back to where they came from but the professional refugee advocates want to put out the welcome mat.

toys

BIKES MORE BIKES I BELLOWED I BRAYED

I NEED MORE BIKES, I'LL STACK'EM TO HEAVEN,
I NEED 'BOUT FIVE THOUSAND, SIX HUNDRED AND SEVEN!



ain't she a feckin beauty.

i saw the word kona in the ad and thought i was going to buy something else. when i got there and saw it was a bike i figured; what the hell, i came all this way it'd be a shame to go away empty handed.

the lovely mrs myshkin loves me even more today with an extra bike in the basement.

rush or al

so rush limbaugh wants to be a part owner of an nfl team and al sharpton thinks this is an important social issue and has decided to toss in his 2 cents worth.

i don't think the ownership of a football team is something that impacts on the public good. football is a game, plain and simple. there is a tremendous amount of hype and bullshit associated with it but it's still a fucking game.

suppose rush limbaugh bought shares in phizer. would al sharpton chime in on this? i doubt it. al sharpton is a media whore. being a part owner of a drug company would have much more impact on the public good than being a part owner of football team.

so here's the question:



i've been a big sam cooke binge lately.

olympic lunacy

i wanted to say f the olympics but that might get me arrested. no shit, it could happen.

our provincial government has introduced a law allowing city workers to enter people's homes to remove any anti-olympic signs. i'm not making this up:

OLYMPIC LUNACY

the olympic police are also clandestinely observing any olympic protests. protesters are paid a visit by undercover rcmp olympic security forces. not only are protesters paid a visit, friends and relatives of protesters are also paid a visit. once again, i'm not making this up.

OLYMPIC POLICE STATE

the olympics of the 21st century have become nothing more than a sanitary corporate exercise in profits. or in the case of vancouver, a big money losing event. the budgets put forth by the olympic organizing committees were basically a pile of shit. for example they estimated security costs at about $200 million. we later found out the security costs for the 2006 winter games in turin italy were closer to a billion bucks. it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out the cost of security in 2010 wouldn't be 80% cheaper than in 2006. prices tend to go up rather than down when governments are involved.

there are countless other clusterfucks around the 2010 games but it's time for me watch a little tv.

the peace prize

so obama won the nobel peace prize. i'm little skeptical since nominations for the prize closed 2 weeks after he took office. the people voting for obama were either psychic or just figured giving obama the prize would be the popular thing to do.

i think it would make more sense not to hand it out some years. they could just make an announcement that no prize would be awarded this year because there was no cessation of any wars. maybe i'm jaded but i'd also make a rule that all politicians were ineligible for any of the nobel prizes.

i'm a little sad today because i just received the last fresh tomato from my dad's garden. they were sweet while they lasted.

tension

the flesh belongs to the individual
but the water belongs to the tribe.


i picked up a dvd on bicycle tune ups and it worked!

my gears weren't shifting perfectly but it wasn't bad enough to take it into the shop so i decided to adjust it myself. in the past it was a hit and miss proposition. sometimes things were worse after i tinkered and sometimes things were better. the dvd taught me one thing, tension rules.

i adjusted the tension on the derailleurs and it worked like a charm. it's not often that things work this well for me. the only problem occurred during the test ride. i rode through dog shit.

back to my book.

stephen harper

the canadian prime minister does a beatles tune



the ball is now in obama's court.

what would a good song be for obama?

this might be a good obama tune

pedophile priest

actually it's better than a pedophile priest, it's a pedophile bishop. what makes this good is the prick bishop had just finished negotiating a settlement for previous abuse by a bunch of horny priests. the good bishop was proud of himself for negotiating the settlement without going to court in order to spare the victims of reliving the horrors. he also apologized. catholics don't like to apologize.

the priest was caught crossing the border with a laptop containing child pornography. he's from nova scotia. the priests of western canada would never stoop so low. nudge nudge, wink wink.

i'm not making this up: PEDOPHILE BISHOP BUSTED!!

not all priests are bad though

THE GOOD PRIEST

funny thing, all the father ted clips had embedding disabled. the long arm of the pope i suppose.