my turtle is on drugs

my feckin turtle, stinger, has taken a wrong turn and headed north. good old stinger is either on drugs or has fallen in love with billie ii. billie headed north a few days ago and now stinger is running after billie. that billie must be one gorgeous turtle.

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on a different note, it's been raining like crazy around here so i've been looking for ways to amuse myself. i was going to cut an apple in half and watch it turn brown but i decided to watch a dog eat a ju jube.



turtle racing and watching a dog eat ju jubes. it doesn't get much better than this.

gung hay fat choy

today's the big day! chinese new year!

this is a big day in myshkinville. all things begin anew and superstition abounds. i'm expected to observe a few customs. all cleaning is supposed to be done in the days preceding new year so the house is clean and there is no cleaning to be done on new years day. apparently it washes away good karma. this includes laundry and washing hair.

there is to be no discord in the house today. if the year starts off with discord in the house, then the house will have discord the rest of the year.

there is also a ton of food. in most chinese occasions food plays a large part. ruby feckin well loves chinese new year.

do these rules apply to billy pilgrim?

absolutely not!

i am a child of the universe
no less than the stars and the trees
i have right to be here

COME JOIN ME, IT'S FREE

will i wash my hair today?

take a feckin guess