greece

so those rascals in greece went and elected a left leaning government. as is so typical of lefties, THE NEW GREEK GOVERNMENT WON'T PAY IT'S DEBTS. so the big question is, will the EU call the greek's bluff and end the bailout? in my opinion, the EU must call the greek's bluff and let the chips fall where they may. those greek rascals borrowed a shit load of money and promised to pay it back but now they say: fuck you and fuck your debt, we're not paying. i say let those fucking greeks wallow in their own shit.

it's not that i enjoy seeing greek women and children starving, it's a matter of respecting the rules. if you promise to pay, you fucking well better pay. and walter agrees with me 100 percent!

as for the deadwood question in my previous post, the winner was a young lady from mississippi who correctly guessed: "if that ain't the purest form of nigger logic..." i don't know any negroes so i have to substitute the word nigger with the ethnicity of what ever rat bastard immigrant i happen to be having a disagreement with at the time. if i had a nickel for every time i've said: "if that ain't the purest form of toucan sam logic....", i'd be eating an apple fritter right now.

for those of you who would like to use my new catch phrase, let me assist you with this valuable information: THE RACIAL SLUR DATABASE.

oh well, if i can't afford an apple fritter, there's only one thing to do:

i love you sons of bitches.

corn bulbs

my first LED CORN BULB arrived in the mail today. it's a 9 watt bulb and i paid about $2.50 for the little angel. i was pretty excited when it arrived and was expecting great things when i screwed it in and turned it on. lunch bag let down, it was not as bright as the 5 watt LED bulb that i received last week. after checking on line it became apparent that these corn type bulbs have plenty of detractors. unfortunately i have a few more on their way. luckily i didn't go crazy and buy any of the 10 packs on ebay. although the corn bulbs aren't great, i did get more that $2.50 worth of amusement out of the adventure. i'm looking forward to receiving the 3 watt bulbs. if they provide enough light to prevent me from tripping over stuff in the dark i'll be happy.

i've almost finished the deadwood marathon and have had one of the great lines from steve the drunk stuck in my head for the past week or so. can anyone guess which line is stuck in my head?

caution, this video my offend sensitive viewers. (but you're at the wrong fucking blog if you're sensitive)

EMBEDDING DISABLED BY REQUEST SO CLICK ON THIS SON OF A BITCH AND ABSORB THE WISDOM OF STEVE THE DRUNK

i love you sons of bitches. (and don't buy any fucking corn hole bulbs)

let there be light.

i can't remember what planted the seed in my mind but a few weeks back i became entranced with LED light bulbs. the little buggers cost a small fortune at our local stores so it was off to ebay. i have ordered several of different wattage since the fascination began and today was my lucky day. the first little soldier arrived in the mail, a 5W bulb shaped like a normal light bulb. i say this because they come in several different shapes and configurations. i'm expecting some different types any day. lucky me.

i replaced a standard 40 watt bulb with the 5 watt LED bulb and so far so good. nothing has exploded and the 5W LED bulb is at least as bright and maybe a bit brighter. it also doesn't get hot which is good. no sense wasting electricity producing heat that i don't want. i can hardly wait for the 3,7 and 9 watt bulbs to arrive. once i test all the different wattages and shapes i'll order a 10 pack.

does anyone have the phone number of the pope's mother? it seems that son of a bitch is DARING ME TO SWEAR AT HIS MOTHER. i hope he doesn't chicken out and send the swiss guard after me after i make the call.

i have a raunchy deadwood clip i'm dying to post but for now i'll chicken out go with a possibly top 10 video:

i love you sons of bitches.

a.i.

are muslims the big threat to western civilization? if it's not muslims how about: union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired weirdos, vandals, hooligans, football supporters, namby- pamby probation officers, rapists, papists, papist rapists, foreign surgeons - headshrinkers, who ought to be locked up, Wedgwood Benn, keg bitter, punk rock, glue- sniffers etc, etc...

wrong reindeer breath, it's none of the above. the biggest threat to western civilization (probably eastern too) is ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. I

as luck would have it, i happen to be an expert on this threat having just finished reading MENTATS OF DUNE and SISTERHOOD OF DUNE. of course i have read all the other dune books including the BUTLERIAN JIHAD. and that's my big complaint about the CBC article about artificial intelligence. canada's commie pinko news outlet left out any mention of dune and it was frank herbert who brought all this up almost 50 years ago. cbc also forgot to mention battlestar galactica.

all bullshit aside, i do think that artificial intelligence is a major threat to the human race. god only knows what experiments the military is conducting on artificial intelligence at this very moment.

in addition to artificial intelligence i'm also very concerned about the declining JTMR figures. yes, the JTMR may well be our biggest threat.

i love you sons of bitches.

we're nuts

alright hands up, who knows that muslim fundamentalists are a wee bit sensitive about their beloved leader?

that's what i thought, everyone knows these guys mean business.

i haven't jumped on the free speech bandwagon and applauded the bravery of the french cartoonist poking fun at the prophet muhammad. if the french editor who gave the go ahead to ruffle the feathers of muhammad's crew was my son, the decision would have been different. as far as i'm concerned, he poked the bear and the bear retaliated. the result was quite predictable and the consequences are also predictable. the chasm between muhammad's militant crew and non-muslims has widened and views have hardened.

now the loony french canadian newspapers have decided to PUBLISH THE OFFENDING CARTOONS. are these guys slow learners or is it their misguided attempt to show just how courageous the new breed of frenchmen have become. you know, make us non french quit telling jokes about the french performance and actions in world war two. long live vichy france. these guys are closer to being idiots than being heroes in the book of billy. eliot agrees too.

in the age of the internet, anyone wanting to see these cartoons is only a click away from enlightenment, we don't need some fucknut editors poking the bear.

smooth, they are not.

speaking of smooth, i've decided this song/video is an all time top ten.

i love you sons of bitches.

sony

for the life of me, i cannot figure out the importance of sony electronics. barrack o'bumble IMPOSED SANCTIONS AGAINST NORTH KOREA because of an alleged cyber attack on sony corp. call me stupid and hit me with a stick but i don't see how the supposed most powerful country in the known universe can interpret hacking the emails of japanese entertainment corporation as a threat to global security. who gives a shit if sony's dirty laundry and salary structures are exposed through some sort of cyber shenanigans.

it's quite apparent that o'bumble enjoys hob nobbing with the stars of the entertainment industry and finds their financial support along with personal endorsements to be valuable to him and his brand but i fail to connect the dots on the international security threats. if a nuclear power plant or the pentagon were to be compromised i could see the threat but sony pictures???? is there some sort of strategic importance to the sony PS4 and world of warcraft video games?

i passed my concerns along to the rosewater foundation and asked eliot to withdraw all support from barrack o'bumble. as usual eliot was one step ahead of the game, he told me that the rosewater foundation withdrew all support from o'bumble after he wore the beige suit to a white house briefing session. but eliot went on to tell me that it was still my responsibility "to love the dumb son of a bitch."

i'm quite enjoying my retirement and spending my time very productively.

i love you sons of bitches.