my feckin turtle, stinger, has taken a wrong turn and headed north. good old stinger is either on drugs or has fallen in love with billie ii. billie headed north a few days ago and now stinger is running after billie. that billie must be one gorgeous turtle.
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on a different note, it's been raining like crazy around here so i've been looking for ways to amuse myself. i was going to cut an apple in half and watch it turn brown but i decided to watch a dog eat a ju jube.
turtle racing and watching a dog eat ju jubes. it doesn't get much better than this.
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Sixth place??? hmmm. Well, if your turtle is chasing my turtle then i'm thinking my turtle is going to come out as the big winner after all. :)
oh man...I laughed out loud...that was funny...and then...back to sleep...
nate got one of my peanut butter and banana sandwiches once...i laughed so hard i hurt myself..that peanut butter and banana just kept getting bigger and thicker and he was bound and determined to keep chewing..
think your turtle has gone awol.?..
My turtle would be doing great if she hadn't spotted everybody a few lengths to start the race. (Thankfully I said "she" this time instead of "he" - they're all girl turtles!)
Heh, that damned Ruby always makes me smile.
Kinda reminds me of my cat Tyson the time he decided to eat Apple Jacks. He couldn't quite grip them in his mouth the right way, but he was bound and determined to eat them all the same. After a couple of gags, they got softened up enough that he could work them down. He ended up with orange cereal froth all over his face.
I like the green one, Shelby, a real sleeper.
The Ruby movie was great, lots of twists and turns. Just when you think it's over, another twist.
Feed a turtle JewJubes? They'll go faster.
lakota - my turtle might be slow but she's got good taste.
yellowdog - creamy honey works good too. it's a win win situation, ruby gets food she loves and i get entertainment. ruby goes through about 3 pounds of ju jubes a week.
big tex - these female turtles can be stubborn, they won't start swimming until they're good and ready. i don't think a female turtle has ever won the triple crown.
rev - wanna share a milkshake with her???
tex - she learned all her moves watching marlon brando movies.
woozie - the zionists won't share the jewjubes. we're stuck with the no name jujubes.
Oh ruby is adorable, chewing away. She got bored after and fell right asleep...oh it would be nice if I could do that.
My turtle turned to his jockey and said,"Why ya whippin' me?..There's no one behind us!'
More Rubby eating Ju Jubes please.
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