my corporeal shell has been on the fritz lately. first i got this motherfeckin rash on my back that's taking it's sweet time to go away. i'd been falling down a little more than usual in the past month so i was told to take more drugs. i like drugs so that wasn't a problem but a rash appeared and that was a problem. i was told it was fungul rash and told to put some $35 cream on it. the lovely mrs myshkin told me to piss off when i asked her to apply the cream so i've been paying the fast food princess to put it on. the rash didn't go away so i sought another opinion and was told it was eczema. of course i've been prescribed some steroidal cream so i'm back to paying the fast food princess to put it on. so it goes.
i got a flu shot on my last appointment. i asked my new doctor if flu shots were any good. he smiled and told me they might or might not work. i then asked him if he had a flu shot. he said no. i then asked him if they were free. he said yes and i said give me 2 of them. he only gave me one shot and explained that even though they might not be any good he gives them to patients who ask for them because they do no harm. he then sent me to the lab for a shit load of tests and told me to come back in 2 weeks. so it goes.
i'm falling apart faster than a dodge mini van.
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ha..I'm first..I'd rub lotion all over your body...and wouldn't charge you a thing..I had asian flu in the very early 70's and nearly died..since then I've had bad colds and stuff but never the flu...and never had a flu shot..think by having the asian flu it made my body immune to the other flu's..
I love that song...and now I know where John Travolta got that strut he used in sat. night fever..from Elvis...sigh*
yellowdog - i'm in bliss thinking of you applying the lotion. i'll be the reverend smith and you'll be calamity jane looking after me.
A blogger recently said that taking the flu shot gave him flu as bad as the real thing. So maybe you do have a natural immunity. Do you have a picture of the fast food princess?
Old enough to repaint, but young enough to sell?
Sounds like you are falling apart faster than I am and I'm not even trying to stay healthy.
I'm not getting a flu shot, I wanna catch that shit and spread it around.
I know some women that can kill a dodge mini van in a week or less. And they won't put shit on your back either.
I've never gotten a flu shot but mostly because I don't like needles.
From a post ago - I saw Tony Joe White sing that song at one of the free outdoor concerts they have here in the summer. Very cool. People around here do eat poke salad.
gb - the fast food princess has grown up and has copyrighted her image.
thims - i'm hopin i'm young enough to buy a motorcycle.
billy - like i said, taking public transit is the reason for the flu shot. i'd rather ride a virus infested bus than pay 20 bucks a day for parking. that's 200 empty beer cans if you're counting.
secret - close your eyes and think of reeses pieces and you won't even notice the needle.
I got the flu and the pneumonia shots. I got the same last year and he year before. I've not had flu for about a decade.
I'd like to watch YELLOWDOG GRANNY rub that nasty cream on your rash. Would it be ok if I took pictures and/or video too!?!?!
I was going to tell you and Jacque to get a room but if you come to Face Book you can poke each other.
I know what you mean about falling apart and I had a Dodge van. My Docs and Nurses never say anything about me getting flu shots. I think they fear what might happen more than me getting the flu. I had all sorts of rashes while I was in the hospitals. I even ended up taking steroid pills to try to get rid of them. Didn't work and they went away on there own after I stopped trying to cure them. I bet it cost a lot more for the nurses to put creams on me than you pay the Princess.
I think you'd make a better Wild Bill than a Reverend Smith..
I'd love to be Calamity Jane..she rocked..
yeah, come over to Facebook and let me poke you.
I had a dodge van. I drove it from Texas to D.C. area 3 times and back to Colorado and back, to Arizona and back and to Long Beach all the way up the coast to San Francisco and back to Texas and all I did was change the oil and fill it up...I loved that fucker.
"It puts the lotion on the Pilgrim. "
charlene - sorry no pictures, it'll be a closed session.
mr wit - but the government would pay the nurses and i have to pay the fast food princess. i've seen 3 doctors about the rash and had 3 different opinions. the last guy actually took a real close look at it i have more confidence in him. the first bitch didn't get within 5 feet of me.
yellowdog - i'd really like to be e.b. but i lack his fashion sense.
heff - i'm a pilgrim and i'm only passing through.
Actually, I don't know much about Dodge mini vans other than what I've heard about them, I've never even had sex in one.
You never follow my medical advice!
Since I'm not a doctor, I can't really blame you, but I'd put a poultice on that rash right away.
You and your free health care. I had a 1990 Dodge Caravan. It was a pain in the ass. It was the first year they put the Japanese made carburetor on them and nobody would work on them and they cost $350.00 for a factory rebuilt one. That was in 94 when money was still worth a little bit.
tex - i remember granny clampet was always giving jethro a poultice. maybe i'll try it.
mr wit - isn't life good now with fuel injection! makes life a lot easier.
Fuel injection is great until some weird thing takes a shit and you can't figure out what it is so have to pay a mechanic serious bucks to tell you.
I can't buy a new fuel filter for my fucking Dodge truck, it's built into the fuel pump that is built into the fucking gas tank so if it plugs up I have to buy a new fuel pump.
And pull the fucking tank and fucking shit like that. But until that happens I love this fucking truck.
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