iran has decided to tackle the big stuff, IRAN BANS VALENTINE'S DAY
after trying to blow up israel for the past few decades i guess they decided to hit israel in the pocketbook. everyone knows the jews make a fortune selling candy and greeting cards for valentine's day. but the jews are smart, they'll control the black market for valentine's day stuff in no time.
there is a good chance that the iranians won't be successful with their valentine's day crackdown. they can't control heroin for sour apples.
********IRAN HAS THE WORLDS BIGGEST RATE OF HEROIN ADDICTION******
i suspect the taliban have more to do with iran's drug problem than the jews. could it be possible that the iranian clerics are dumber than a sack of rocks?
i love you sons of bitches.
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I reckon those chocoholic mullahs want to keep it all for themselves.
gb - i think yer right, just like the catholic priests wanting to keep you know what for themselves.
Clerics of every faith are not really recommendations for intellect. I figure the Iranian kind are equally ignorant.
“Allah did not create man so that he could have fun. The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer. An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.” Ayatollah Khomeini, 1979
I'm surrounded by fucking idiots.
As for love and valentines day I'm beginning to wonder about that. Like, what in the hell is love good for without lust? At least when it comes to couples.
Love, interesting subject that I've studied a lot. Lust is much simpler.
If you turn each others cranks you just get it up, get it in, get it on. You don't need love for that, like is good enough.
Never met a hooker that didn't like me.
I figure the Iranian kind are equally ignorant.
No, they are ignorant minus 100.
So is you are convicted of Heroine addiction in Iran, what part do they cut off for that offense, I wonder?
charlene - i think the iranian clerics are a little more dangerous than most due their influence with the government.
billy - there ain't a hell of a lot of humor in catholicism or judaism either. makes me wonder why in hell people sign up.
robert - there might be a lot of one armed iranians. do they have state health care?
I'd be much happier if everyone was a pagan..no dues, no churches, only a few simple rules..do no harm, and except everyone for what they are..or aren't..
damn I loved that music
Those Iranians are wacky. And just think I was going to go down to the travel agent today to plan a Valentine's Day trip to Tehran for me and Mrs. Shife. I guess we will have to go somewhere else.
yellowdog - i'd like e.b. farnum's opinion on pagans since he employs richardson.
mr shife - i understand it's easier to get into iran than to get out of iran.
Those fucking iranians need to loosen up and get their dicks sucked.
Huh, I had no idea that Iran had the highest rate of heroin addiction, I actually learned something today, thanks Billy.
I hope they appreciate the U.S. military for providing fertilizer and guarding the poppy fields.
http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/12707
billy - i'll have no muslim dick sucking here. please be nice.
tex - someone should tell the military about the war on drugs.
Perhaps they celebrate a heroin holiday? What do you think... St. Addictus?
ananda -good idea. does that mean we get half price heroin the day after addictus?
I loved richardson and his horns..
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