Saturday, May 7, 2011

phoney baloney

so there was NO LIVE FOOTAGE OF BIN LADEN BEING OFFED

and the photo of obama and his cronies watching the action was A FECKIN FAKE




all this leads to one question:

who is calling the shots, obama or his spin doctors?

how about an even bigger fraud?

stephen harper, canada's prime minister, WEARS A FECKIN TOUPEE!



i'm only 93% sure that my boy harper wears a toupee and i must confess the above picture is as phoney as obama and his crew watching the assassination but i love the story.

ALL POLITICIANS LIE!

i love you sons of bitches.

14 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Canada's No.1 citizen, William Shatner, wears a toupee, so there's no reason for this Harper dude to be ashamed of doing so.

Hillary is not wearing a toupee, I know this for a fact.

Robert the Skeptic said...

Maybe you guys in Canada would vote for a baldie, but not in the good ol' U S of A. A thick head of hair shows virility... and that's pretty much all we expect in our leaders.

billy pilgrim said...

gb - i think shatner wears a black russian cod piece too but it hasn't been confirmed.

robert - we wouldn't knowingly vote for a baldie but then again we wouldn't knowingly vote for a right wing zealot. so it goes.

Charlene said...

There is no hair conspiracy in the US, unless you believe the Donald has real hair that looks like a cloud of fox fur.

texlahoma said...

Hillary's really hamming it up, covering her mouth like she just saw Osama get his head blown off.
I guess she's use to acting (like Bill's not cheating on her).

Nance said...

Um, I've read plenty of assertions and evidence that the photo of the dead OBL that made the rounds on the internet was faked. (His beard gives it away. It was mostly gray at the time of his death and all dyed black in the videos found by the SEAL team. But, in the faked death image, his beard was long and black with just a few strands of gray beneath the center of the bottom lip. Dyed beards do not grow back that way. That's natural graying, so the original picture that was doctored was very old.)

I've seen no evidence that the "Situation Room" image was doctored and lots of viable criticism of assertions that it was faked. The implication made is that Hillary Clinton was holding an image of a dead body in her lap at the time the shot was made...with the additional leap that it was OBL's body and the assembled cabinet members were watching a re-play of the assault on OBL's compound.

Perhaps it was. I could be wrong. But I am as leery of government conspiracy theories as I am of the media's early efforts to report the facts before they are substantiated.

billy pilgrim said...

charlene - i saw donald's big bald spot when he was rasslin vince mcmahon. in case you missed it donald won and vince had his head shaved.

tex - i thought hillary was hiding her smirk. like we did as kids when the teacher farted.

nance - all the world's a stage!

BBC said...

Why should anyone give much of a fuck about the raid went down? We'll never know the truth and I don't give a rats ass. He's dead, bye bye motherfucker, lets move on now.

I suspect that it was our politicians that taught your politicians how to be lying fucking idiots.

TheWayfarer said...

I think the inmates got caught running the asylum while DumB-0 was on the golf course, fucked it up like three monkeys on a football as their manner is & threw dust in the air eversince to cover their ass, till he told them all to shut the fuck up: His comments about it since Friday sound like damage control.
A little time to get your bullshit story straight before spoon-feeding it to the talking empty heads goes a LONG way...would have been a good idea, too!

billy pilgrim said...

billy - i think lying comes naturally to all politicians. they'd never get elected if they told the truth; you're fucked, deal with it.

ted - spin, spin, spin, spin makes the world go round!

Shaw Kenawe said...

"i think shatner wears a black russian cod piece too but it hasn't been confirmed."

billy, you say that as if it were a bad thing. Our president #43 was adored when he sported his.

billy pilgrim said...

wow, that #43 is a stud and a half.

remember the black adder?

baldric, bring me the black russian. it makes the clergy tremble!

Jayne said...

Ok - so does anyone know what WAS on the tube in the Situation Room??

billy pilgrim said...

i think it was the bugs bunny show and the coyote finally caught that nogoodnik roadrunner.