Thursday, May 5, 2011

two thoughts

1. the whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world's population: mikhail gorbachev.

2. suddenly obama is a hero because a seal shot a muslim in the head, so it goes: billy pilgrim.

i like short posts, both to write and to read.



i love you sons of bitches

11 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Did Gorby say what craving the 2% had? Some kind of sandwich spread, perhaps? No.2 would be funny if you replaced the word "muslim" with "walrus".

billy pilgrim said...

gb - and the walrus was paul.

texlahoma said...

I had the volume up too loud when the video started, almost flipped over backwards but my knees hit the underside of the desk and saved me.

Makes water-boarding look like a walk in the park.

I'll talk! What do you want to know?!!?

billy pilgrim said...

tex - i can't think of anything i don't already know.

that doesn't mean i know everything it just means i don't think very well.

BBC said...

I think that 98% of the worlds populations crave too much.

So we shot a muslim and shoved his dick in his mouth before dumping him into the sea.

BFD, it's not like we won WW3. But in a couple of years it may be the next national holiday.

I wonder who is going to step up to the plate next to be public enemy number one. America can't stand not having a number one enemy.

Jayne said...

I hope most of us aren't craving more of this. Get the troops home, dammit!
(Why do I have a feeling that soon, very soon, all hell is going to break loose?)

BBC said...

Get the troops home, dammit!

No chance in hell of that happening, america is based on a war economy, stock up on bullets and powder for personal protection.

Mr. Shife said...

Short and sweet kind of like my son. I am just looking forward to the conspiracy theories about bin Laden now that the photos are not being released.

billy pilgrim said...

billy - 98% crave too much buy only 2% can afford to pay cash.

jayne- it is amazing how fast patriotic fervor can pop up.

mr shife - soon kyle will be tall and sweet!

BBC said...

What do the Japs think of a muslim being shot in the head?

They think he lost face. :-)

BBC said...

True, I would never be elected cuz voters hate the truth.