Thursday, August 4, 2011

who gives a shit

do you ever get tired of being nice?

want to have a little fun?

i was thinking about searching all the blogs about scrapbooking or some other sucky subject and leaving the comment "who gives a shit"

brilliant idea or childish prank?

who gives a shit!



i love you sons of bitches

32 comments:

thimscool said...

I just vent my spleen on Liberal Supporter and I usually feel much better.

But sure, go for it! The world needs more downers right now because life is just too easy for the vast majority of people.

thimscool said...

Or... you could just check out Regretsy.

Love that horn, by the way.

silly rabbit said...

I do get tired of being nice sometimes. But when I do stinkery things, I feel like shit.

yellowdoggranny said...

I was so tempted to type in.:who gives a shit.but thought you might not think that was as funny as I thought it was.

Bob Harrison said...

Somebody cares enough about something stupid to blog about it-- then it must not be that stupid.

billy pilgrim said...

thims - i like the business card holder. it has a touch of elegance.

silly - i feel like shit most mornings before my coffee. but then again, who gives a shit.

yellowdog - are you sick? the old yellowdog i know and love would have said who gives a fucking shit without hesitation.

bob - there must be a lot of stuff that isn't stupid then because people sure as christ blog about stupid stuff. not us though ;)


who gives a shit!

thimscool said...

I kind of liked this post.

But I meant the horn in the Bobby Blue Band.

Mr. Shife said...

I vote for brilliant. I also think you can go to a message of a sporting team you hate and start some trade rumors to get the followers of that ream all fired up. You can also go to Wikipedia and make some edits to a few of their pages and see how long it takes to get in trouble. Good luck BP.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Hah, that's a good way of making yourself popular! How about making a comment like "my butt is on fire" in a knitting blog?

TheWayfarer said...

Yeah, fuckin' 'ey!

BBC said...

Who gives a shit? Not me, think I'll fire myself from building the pump house for the spoiled insane chick, I don't need her crap or her money.

What does a seven dollar peanut butter cup taste like? Like a fifty cent peanut butter cup.

I love you also, you SOB.

BBC said...

I look at Regretsy once in a while but don't have much time for such amusing bullshit.

BBC said...

Besides, over at Regretsy they just don't give a shit...

billy pilgrim said...

thims - i'd rather have the business card holder made out of shit.

mr shife - thanks, i knew i could count on your support.

gb - funny how popularity means less as i age. aahh, freedom.

ted - that's the spirit, who give a shit.

billy - i'll take the 50 cent one then.

billy pilgrim said...

well i learned 2 things about scrapbookers today:

1. lots of them are feckin christians.

2. lots of the fuckers have comment approval.

i might need to rethink my plan.

silly rabbit said...

Aw come on... give it a try... who gives a shit anyway?

BBC said...

christian scrapbookers don't like us telling them they are idiots.

billy pilgrim said...

i've been spreading the who's give a shit gospel. that's how i ran into all the anal retentive scrapbookers that have comment approval.

i tried to give billy a who gives a shit but he turned his comments off because of leslie.

who gives a shit.

Omar said...

23 hours ago I received an email from
Luis Morago at Avaaz.org informing me
(yet again) that "Somalia is Dying".

I. Don't. Give. A. Shit.

And not only do I not give a shit, I really do wish Somalia would just get the fuck on with it already.

Omar said...

oh, and I don't believe I am one of the sons of bitches you love, Pilgrim.

I don't give a shit about that either.

billy pilgrim said...

omar - you're in love with yourself so you don't need my love.

BBC said...

i tried to give billy a who gives a shit but he turned his comments off because of leslie.

Well, I don't give a shit, it beats dealing with comment moderation to shut that bitch up.

Although I do feel bad that it stops others from commenting because of that bitch.

BBC said...

while it's important that Omar, as does Leslie, loves themselves, they should also try loving others.

Jayne said...

I love the fact that I know exactly where to turn when I need a good laugh out loud laugh.

I'm with thimscool--Regretsy's the balm. ;)

Nance said...

Tea party bloggers who write on knitting, too.

Speaking of what a nice guy you are, funny coincidence: We miserable progressive Americans have just been discussing jumping ship entirely, maybe trading on your niceness and hospitality. Given that most of us are retired and won't be welcomed as citizens, we'd have to be adopted, taken in like strays.

Robert The Skeptic was just saying we'd have to stick it out here, but I assured him that a nice guy like you would be glad to take us in.

thimscool said...

Omar, can we conclude from your statement about Somalia that you don't. give. a. shit. about the Commonwealth?

BBC said...

I'm trying to give a shit about Somalia and the Commonwealth, but failing at it.

Well, I do like the Brits generally speaking, but it looks to me like they are fucked. Some of them give a shit but have no power to change things.

billy pilgrim said...

jayne - it's no joke. in these times, we must divert all our resources away from scrapbooking. we can no longer afford that luxury.

nance - come on up. the water is warm and there's plenty to eat. also, we now boast having cousin eddie on board.

thims - i think omar took one up the arse from a pirate and is now tarring all pirates with a broad brush.

billy - i think britain is the canary in your coal mine as far as the distribution of wealth goes.

thimscool said...

Har!

billy pilgrim said...

har! har!

who gives a shit!

BBC said...

Whats all this har shit? Did someone stick a marlin spike up Omar's ass?

Robert the Skeptic said...

My wife happens to be one of those "scrapbookers" which actually is more about organizing our BOXES of photographs and crappy photo albums that are discoloring our pictures.

The spouse now has a whole room devoted to this art/hobby. Hey if it cleans up a bunch of our clutter, I'm all for it.