it seems our neighbors to the south are flush with cash again. what to do if you run out of cool spending ideas?
BUILD A FECKIN FENCE ALONG THE CANADIAN BORDER!
they've even got a cool web site detailing the Programmatic Environmental Impact Statement for CBP Activities Along the Northern Border of the United States
to be fair they're not talking about building a 6400 kilometer fence. nope, they're just going to build it in strategic areas of high risk. we might be stupid but i'm pretty sure we'll pick a spot without fencing if we want to sneak across.
i can picture the al qaeda boys watching the fence being built on their satellite tv's and giving each other high fives as the american deficit climbs. the war will be won through the wombs of their women and the financial strains resulting from their terrorist shenanigans.
i hope the american leaders don't expect us to pay half the cost of building the fence. we might give them a 10% discount on the price of canadian hardwood but that's as far as we'll go.
on a brighter note, the lovely mrs myshkin is in new york for the next week or so. so i got that going for me too which is really, really, really nice!
i love you sons of bitches.
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Will the Americans trust you to hand them over or do you think they'll send in the SEALs like in Pakistan?
gb - good question. i guess they'll do a little polling first then run it by a few focus groups. they won't want to do anything until the trial for that guy accused of killing michael jackson is over.
Hey, can you spare 20 bucks? It and my 30 would bring a sexy college gal to my room in Victoria.
bill - you can't use the "c" word. other than that it was a brilliant comment.
the $20 is going into ruby's college fund.
Hey, I didn't use any c word.
Oops! Wrong boarder!
There are loads of Canadians waiting to sneak into the US? Better brush up on my French!
Ry Cooder's got nothin' on those Coasters.
Great clip pilgrim.
I feel like some of that cool oozed out of the computer, nice.
billy - yes you did. it was racial.
silly - ??
secret - tres bien.
harry - i heard it on dylan's theme time radio.
tex - ruby and bob could have a little fun with 3 cool cats.
I meant that if we are worried about people sneaking across boarders, we should be building that fence between us and our southern neighbors. We can't feed everyone forever.We are a bit low on cash.
Just so you know I'm not a cold hearted meanie... I have no problem with anyone who wants to go through the channels and become a citizen or use a temporary visa. But I see the massive movement from the south by people who won't go through the channels to obtain a legal place here as a much bigger threat to our economy.
I'm also more concerned about how many American born citizens are jumping on the terrorist band wagon.
I'm also pretty sure that Canada is part of the western culture that those folk hate and don't want terrorists any more than we do.
silly - who are the terrorists?
if i lived in the middle east and witnessed unmanned drones dropping bombs on civilians i would consider your military to be government sponsored terrorists. not to mention you government being in bed with the saudis.
My fucking computer vapor locked, I should be living in a cabin in the remote country. Shacking up with a horny injun chick.
Or is injun and chick on your banned words list?
Just wondering.
you're pretty brave when the sheriff isn't around.
Fuck the sheriff, when I get tired of her bullshit I turn her off.
I don't have to deal with her shit.
Well, maybe it is your shit, but I don't have to deal with it if I don't want too.
Have a nice evening Billy.
You know, Billy, there's a lot of crazy Canucks up there. Oh yeah.
Are you sure this isn't some kind of joke? What's it come to... I wanna move to Quebec.
Canucks, hey, I guess you can't use any C word here. Quebec is beautiful, been there, done that, but didn't buy the tee shirt.
some times the stupidity of my government absolutely fucking amazes me..sigh*
party hearty while the Mrs is gone.
jayne - quebec? may i suggest one of the coasts, vancouver or the maritimes.
bill - quebec is nice to visit but i wouldn't want to live there.
yellowdog - does obama's nigerian uncle own a fencing company?
that might explain a lot of things.
I would like to sneak into Canada. This is my second petition to come and live with you and the lovely Mrs. Myshkin. We both like Vonnegut and the Coasters, so I think this will work.
Poor America. "Why's everybody always pickin' on me?!" (Coasters, "Charlie Brown")
I've pretty sure that whoever it is that is really running our government is planning the overthrow of Canada. Us honky's have been a pain in the ass for many years.
Those walls are just to keep Canucks and other undesirables they let in from taking pot shots at us, we'll send drones over them to kill them.
Hell, we just killed an american born raghead with them.
nance- come on up. i can use a little help with the tomatoes.
bring a few moonflowers too.
bill - i think the same corporations that your country run our little country too.
sovereignty is an illusion.
Oh well, I have met the enemy and it is us.
SEALs are only somewhat entertaining and they stink of fish. I want to see some hot dolphin on dolphin and/or moose on moose action or this shithouse with the fancy barbed wire half-assed wrapped around it can go up in flames.
That sounds like our "vwonderFOOL und glooorious" Washington DC Papistocracy:
We're being invaded by Mexico, so lets lock Canada out! Maybe the whole idea is actually to keep US in/from escaping. If so, they'll go the whole border, eventually.
You should be grateful.
bill - thanks for censoring your own comments.
static - with enough alcohol you can seen a little indian on moose action.
ted - i still think obama has some relatives in the fencing racket.
Um, sorry buddy, but it wasn't me that deleted those comments. I only do that when I make a mistake and want to correct it with another comment.
It wuz a gud day, fun races and I won $1.47 at the casino. Hey, it’s better than losing.
Leslie self deleted... not BBC. Very strange.
I missed it...
thims - so how do you know it was leslie?
unless you're leslie!
it's all starting to come together now.
I've wondered about that myself at times. But he is a pretty busy man and I'm not sure he has the time for that kind of nonsense.
If he can squeeze all that into his day he's a fucking genius.
In his own way, he is a pretty sharp guy.
Hell, he has a master in physics and I just have a degree as a doctor of motors.
Well, I do have a lot of degrees but they are stored away in a box and I can't fucking remember what they are for.
And I don't care, cuz it's all bullshit, everything is bullshit.
When you have a degree in physics you understand that your nut sack is a pickup bed designed to pack around your balls so you can pick up chicks.
Goodness. Scroll down.
I greatly admire Leslie. Had I incarnated as her, I would not feel cheated.
But I am not Leslie. She is much better looking... and better connected. I am being beat by my own drummer.
I am what am.
is the master/mistress baiting me???
is the master/mistress baiting me???
I'm going to say no, but I could be wrong. By my view of things Leslie is a true bitch and Thims is a cool guy.
I know that for a fact cuz we spent two evenings visiting with each other.
I greatly admire Leslie.
I have no idea why, she wouldn't make a pimple on his wife's ass.
My wife is not interested in blogger pissing contests... so she's one up on me there.
Leslie is clever, spirited, and has impeccable taste. What's not to admire?
Impeccable taste does not impress me, I think that women with it are a pain in the ass.
I suspect at times that the two of them work together because it’s some sort of a fun game for them, a kind of good cop bad cop thing, or something like that. But hell, I just don’t know.
Impeccable taste:::
Can you say vain...
In a rare and fleeting moment I thought I'd take the high road, but that never works out for a Scorpio, so fuck it.
BBC, If I were vain, I'd have my face and ass and videos and opinions and projects and camping pictures all over the internet.
...if you get my drift.
...but yes, I can say "vain".
I can also say "pathetic lowlife bitter bigot useless egoist toothless fossil".
That dumb broad thinks that all vain women have themselves plastered all over the place.
I just got a great idea, Billy P. You should marry her.
HAHAHAHA
Have you noticed that she did not say one thing about your post?
That's pretty fucking vain if you ask me.
That was one of my deleted comments...that I'd be wlling to pay good money if that fence can be extended to include Washington State and keep out one more undesirable.
Vain would be leaving comments on a blog (not my own) about my daily doings...I.e...."think I'll spray paint the boat agan then go take Helen the leftover cornbread I cooked on the camper engine". Wait, no. That actually goes in the Who Gives a Sbit column.
Super bitch has spoken.
She only comes here to spread her hate of me. And I don't give a shit that she hates me.
None of us have ever met her and I'm pretty sure none of us will. She just enjoys being a bitch on the internet.
thims - while we're praising leslie let me say that when i wrote a little epistle extolling the virtues of mr cook, leslie left the perfect comment; WHO GIVES A SHIT.
it brought a smile to my face, better timing than jack benny.
bill - what can i say?
leslie - deleted a comment?
who gives a shit!
You crack me up sometimes. :-)
Have you priced washers lately? Shit, it's much cheaper to drill holes in pennies and nickels.
Three bloggers have met me Two wrote posts about it, and the third is now a real life friend.
Again you reveal your head is firmly up your ass.
If you would like me to stalk your pal Thimscool in NC, I can arrange that at the end of the month.
Anything else?
*Just keep in mind that won't stop me from being a bitch on the internet. I prefer it to being a bitch in person. And excellent logic, as always!
Big mouth, small brain. The worst affliction.
Oh shut the fuck up bitch, I don't give a shit !!!
You either give a really big shit or you're just the lonely and deented fool I believe you to be. When I first visited this blog you were already here talking about me.
Now go to bed and give my best to the little plastic ladypart beside you.
No, I simply don't give a shit, I wouldn't walk across the street to meet you. I think you are a fucking phony and a con.
Post links to those three blog friends posts or shut the fuck up.
My plastic lady friend is a better piece of ass than she could ever hope to be. I’m turning in early. Good night.
leslie - give bill 3 people who list scrapbooking as an interest. it could be a match made in heaven.
She appears to have plenty of time for scrapbooking and pitching shit on older men.
Billy, you sure do get a lot of comments.
No, I simply don't give a shit, I wouldn't walk across the street to meet you. I think you are a fucking phony and a con.
Post links to those three blog friends posts or shut the fuck up.
Oh really, then what? You'll eat crow in a public forum? SOOOoooo worth it! Start with this...
Numerous posts HERE about her 2nd visit to New Orleans. Skip around the restaurant posts and enjoy my decor and basket of fancy soaps. (I bathe, you should try it sometime!) And look closely and you'll see my little dog, Jasper.
(The only pic of me is the cleavage shot with the bread pudding. Got that? The blonde featured is not me.)
Now what were you saying? Phony con? Hmmm...
House in New Orleans, CHECK
I really exist, CHECK
I'm not Thimscool, CHECK
I own furniture and am tidy, CHECK
You're a dick, CHECK
who gives a shit.
You REALLY know how to stir up a fkn hornets' nest, don't cha?
Billy, with enough alcohol even I might get a little moose action.
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