Tuesday, October 4, 2011

obama

let me begin by saying i was never an obama fan, in my opinion he reeked of narcissism from all the adulation he received leading up to the presidential election but that's only the opinion of an outsider. quick, name three harvard educated lawyers who aren't in love with themselves. i knew you couldn't do it.

maybe it was his color that made people think he would be the great friend to the poor or maybe it was just the fact he wasn't george bush that made people think the messiah had landed. i have seen the messiah and she has 4 legs, a nasty disposition and can fart with the best of them.

so i wasn't surprised when i read this, Obama: A disaster for civil liberties before reading this i thought all the criticism of his record on civil rights was just rhetoric from a bunch of conspiracy minded kooks but the facts speak for themselves. face it, as far as privacy and civil liberties go the cat is out of the bag. between surveillance technology and the growing chasm between the haves and the have nots, freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose. so it goes. we are facing the same bullshit in canada but at least it's coming from a right wing douche who is pretty much doing what we all expected, being an asshole.

how to get the genie back in the bottle?



on a different note, i'm seeing the radio repairman (brain guy)so what the fuck, why not dispense a little childish watermelon humor.

in case you forgot, this will be my swan song. so it goes.



i love you sons of bitches.

58 comments:

Allan said...

We are doomed.

BBC said...

I'd go camping with the man and I voted for him but I didn't expect anything great from him when I did.

I don't know why the fucking idiots in this country expect so much from their presidents when in many ways they have so little power over some things.

Like I keep telling others, you're really going to hate our next president.

In a few more years it will be clear that I'm right.

BBC said...

But on the bright side I'm still doing okay cuz I saw this fucking train wreck coming and got ready for it.

BBC said...

And that crock pot of beans turned out pretty damn good, nothing like enjoying some good farts in the evening.

BBC said...

We are doomed.

Speak for yourself, I'm doing okay. Those that depend on their government have the government they deserve.

Bob Harrison said...

I'm neither in favor of Obama nor doom, so I'll take neither. And I'm doing ok.

BBC said...

Way to go Bob.

BBC said...

BTW, can I borrow that front end loader for a week?

billy pilgrim said...

allan - it is always darkest before the dawn. can i sell you some swamp land?

bill - beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot....

bob - i'll take a good sci fi movie and worry about other stuff tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

So it comes down to Obama or a Right Wing douche ... who's campaigning on promises to repeal universal healthcare, and to eliminate both women's reproductive rights and civil rights for LGBTs.

Those Right Wing douches also promise to not raise taxes (of the wealthy) thereby ensuring the widening gap between uber rich and uber poor while eliminating the middle class. Oh, and they want more Jesus in politics.

Choices, choices.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Er... that article is an an incredibly weak indictment of Obama. It basically criticises him for blocking the prosecution of those involved in the water-boarding of Khalid Sheik Mohamed and a few other al Qaeda killers. There's not a jury in America that would convict for that. And a lot of the detainees in Gauntanamo are being held there because sending them back to their own countries would put them at risk of being tortured! There are a lot of ultra-left radicals in university faculties who specialise in this kind of hyperbole and propaganda.

billy pilgrim said...

dissenter - yup, that's obama's greatest asset; the shear lunacy of his opposition.

gb - breaking kayfabe are we?

texlahoma said...

It's not like the voters had much choice, Obama promised to end the wars, (Lying sack of shit) McCain sang "Bomb Iran".
Ron Paul is the real "change" candidate but the real powers that be will do anything to keep him out of office. So, we will be given a false choice again. At least that's how I see it.

billy pilgrim said...

tex - like lewis black said, you had a choice between two bowls of shit.

Rubye Jack said...

Oh, the horror, the horror...

I'm a liberal but never did care for Obama. I actually liked McCain, considering. That is until he brought in the ditzy queen.

billy pilgrim said...

ruby - i was once a lefty liberal then i read the moon is a harsh mistress and became a rational anarchist. then through a series accidents the rational microchip in my brain got knocked out and i hooked up with a pitbull named ruby.

welcome to enjoy the moment, i like your name.

BBC said...
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BBC said...

Shit, I forgot to ask you how the tomato's are doing.

How are the tomato's doing?

Shaw Kenawe said...

Oh well...Obama not the messiah everyone thought he'd be?

billy pilgrim said...

bill - i had to delete another of your salty comments. play nice.

shaw - yes, the real messiah plays goal for your bruins.

BBC said...

Reality bother you?

What ever, it's in half a dozen other places on the internet.

BBC said...

And answer the question about the tomato's.

Leslie said...

Having to pay someone to touch you really is nothing to brag about.

Shaw Kenawe said...

billy,

Tonight is this season's opening night at the Gaaaah-den. I'm heading over to Causeway Street for a brew to celebrate the Broonz!

billy pilgrim said...

bill - the tomatoes are doing fine. i have about 10 that are almost ripe.

leslie - i think bill got a bargain having someone touch him for $50. i can't imagine anyone doing it for less that $500.

shaw - the mighty 'nucks are opening up against those nogoodnik penguins tonight.

Leslie said...

So if you have a decent job and work hard to afford what you want, you're an "empire builder", but if you're a prostitute letting old men gum you for an hourly wage, you're just a "nice lady who knows how to enjoy herself in a bad economy"?

I'm struggling with that. Also I'll be haunted by the visual for at least a week.

BBC said...

You two seem to know very little about some things. Plenty of women touch me but I'm not interested in dealing with their bullshit to have us touch each other in interesting places and do sex with.

It's just not worth it, and hookers are more fun and no games with them so don't be too fast to judge them. Like I've said many times, never met one I didn't like.

Spending 200 hundred bucks a month to get screwed and have a good time twice a month is a hell of a good deal compared to what it costs men with mates.

But spend your money anyway you like, I don't give a shit.

thimscool said...

I can't get this song out of my head.

Mr. Shife said...

Hope the trip to the radio repairman went well, and I used one of your favorite quotes on my blog today. And I just don't have the time or temperament to talk about politics today.

BBC said...

Well, as long as you don't call me a pimp, I'm not about to tell anyone who she is, out here us country folks like to keep the good stuff for ourselves.

I'd rather play with her than a messed up self righteous broad like Leslie.

BBC said...

If we ever get within 500 miles of each other that will be too damn close for me.

Leslie said...

I'm not judging her, I'm judging you.
Why don't you pay a tutor $50 to teach you how to read.

Leslie said...

PS, if you were really a "country folk" you'd be banging your cousin for free.

Poseur.

BBC said...

None of my cousins live here but if they did they would be better than you. Hell, my sisters would be better than you, bless their departed souls.

BBC said...

I’ve never banged a cousin, but when I was around 50 my youngest aunt was a hell of a lot more fun than Leslie would ever be. And what consenting adults past child bearing years do isn’t any of her business. Fucking busy body.

Leslie said...

Whatever you say, Hot Stuff.

BBC said...

She appears to have a problem with horny, that figures.

Leslie said...

And what consenting adults past child bearing years do isn’t any of her business. Fucking busy body.

Are you not broadcasting your entire sexual history on the internet? Are you doing it because you don't want any attention?

Leslie said...

Ok, then. Night night, Skeezer.

BBC said...

Are you not broadcasting your entire sexual history on the internet?

You have a problem with reality and facts? I don't. Many know about the sexual exploits great men in the past.

Not that I'm going down in history but at least I fucked some of the best fucking while here.

BBC said...

Ok, then. Night night, Skeezer.

Time for her to hit the sack with her dildo I guess.

BBC said...

Woof, woof!!!

BBC said...

And now I'm back in the game at a damn good price, eat your hearts out.

BBC said...

Time for me to turn in also.

Woof.

billy pilgrim said...

bill - i'm tempted to call you a fucking idiot over your views on women. i joke around about my wife but she is definitely an asset not a liability in my life. there is a remote possibility that your problems with women may be partially your fault.

thims - i can't get THIS SONG out of my head

mr shife - the radio repairman came through for me but that's a whole post in itself. i'm tire of politics too, i just wanted to use the watermelon trap one more time.

leslie - do you think bill's cousin has any teeth?

BBC said...

It's good that your wife is an asset, keep her, if you have to go looking for another in this day and age you will learn a lot about modern women you don't need to deal with.

BBC said...

And I know an asset when I see one, she lives right next door.

Leslie said...

Halle-freakin'-lujah a breakthrough!
Been tellin' y'all this dude's a moron.

He's one Volkswagen and a couple of steps away from being Ted Bundy. Except Ted Bundy didn't have to pay for booty.

BBC said...

You should hang onto every word she says, she's an expert on all things Bill.

Leslie said...

Not true. I know very little about armadillos.

BBC said...

You know very little about a hell of a lot things you think you know a lot about. It's why you spend Friday nights baby sitting or watching TV.

BBC said...

I'm spending this Friday night out in the boondocks with friends.

Leslie said...

More assumptions. I rarely watch tv and my schedule is what it is because of my job. Additionally, I'm a modern girl with a smart phone, so I'm able to insult you anytime, anywhere.

Anyway, I was thinking....why don't you save your money for beer and just lube up a glazed donut. It doesn't seem like you really care if there's a head attached to your "ladies".

Leslie said...

ya ok, thanks for he update on your whereabouts, now I can go about my day

BBC said...

She rarely watches TV cuz she spends most waking hours on the internut. And she lies more than most women.

BBC said...

I’m leaving now, maybe while I’m gone Ms. Perfect will get a life. One she hasn’t got to make up.

It’s not easy to grow tomato’s here but enough folks do okay at it that I don’t have to bother trying to grow my own cuz they are always willing to share some of theirs. But I’ll try it next year just to see how we both can do, just a little friendly competition. First I gotta build a little greenhouse for the plant, that helps a lot here.

I heard on the radio that there are 14 million unemployed monkeys here, and a lot of them are thinking of heading to Canada. Shit, you have any jobs up there?

billy pilgrim said...

what the hell is wrong with watching tv?? i was watching howard moon's birthday party on the mighty boosh last night and it was excellent.

much better than arguing like children on the internet.

Static said...

"i have seen the messiah and she has 4 legs, a nasty disposition and can fart with the best of them."

So...Sarah Palin is the messiah?