We were born to bitch and whine, and of course our politicians are going to fix everything for us, hahahaha
Looks like we're going to get more fucking snow than we want to deal with, it snowed more last night and will today and more is reported to be on the way.
I don't complain. I just take my trusty sledgehammer with me and knock the shit out of people. It always seems to put a smile on my face when I crack open an asshole's skull. :)
When a President goes through the White House door, An' does what he says he'll do. We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb, Eatin' that rainbow stew. Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon, Underneath that sky of blue. We'll all be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb, Eatin' some rainbow stew.
I don't believe anyone in NY is going to plow a drive for ten bucks in this day and age of expensive plows, insurance and gas, unless she is giving them blowjobs and the ten bucks is just a tip.
Yup, supposed to start raining but they're saying it will be a cold rain and take some time to remove the snow.
It's best to keep the drive clear just in case I have to go somewhere. But now I'm going to walk over to Rick's with a couple of beers.
I love it when people think a 4x4 makes them invincible in the snow.
It helps you go, but it doesn't help you stop! Steering is a bit easier at cruising speed, but that means 25-45 depending on visibility and the type of road.
Oh, don't worry pal. Once the Papistocracy they keep reelecting takes everything they have away, puts them in gulags and has them working 12-18 hours a day on breadcrusts, maybe they'll figure out that a little diligence and individual responsibility beats the hell out of too much sitting/standing around with your arms folded, expecting someone else to hand you everything because of some injustice allegedly done your ancestors. Fucking incredible how educational a reality check can be!
Paulson for President and the SNL Just-Fix-it man for Veep. And Ruby, of course, for Sec'y of State, but she'll have to do some brown-nosing for the appointment.
Why would I lie about having land and a small cottage in upstate NY? Why not Beverly Hills, or Cannes? But thanks for consistently being a dumbfuck. The plow is on the front of his truck and it takes him about 15 minutes to clear enough space for me to get up the hill and park by the house. He does yardwork for me in the summer, so perhaps that"s why he doesn't charge much.
Started putting photos online because I'm going to sell it in the spring. It's very small and was built in 1785 and really is not all that impressive.. Lies are usually more grandiose, aren't they?
So call me a liar again. Or a cunt, or a bitch, or make a blowjob crack, or say who gives a shit, or tell me that could be anyone's cottage, because it's all you know how to do when up against a wall.
God she's annoying, she's forgotten that a few years back she told us she sold her upstate property, that I never believed she had in the first place. She just lies a lot to make it sound like she has a real life.
Anyway....
This would be a fine day to go squirreling around in near empty parking lots to tune up our driving skills.
Never said I was important or a land baron. I own two small houses and it's really not a big deal.
I have a sister, not a brother.
Why don't you go outside and build a snow hooker? It'll give you something to do and it's not like you're not used to women giving you the cold shoulder.
Because I’ve met Thims and believe him to be an honest man he has credibility where Leslie doesn’t, if he believed she had a brother its because she conned him into believing that.
She tried annoying some of the women visiting my blog but they turned her off, can’t blame them for that. She reminds me of the new insane chick out in the boondocks I decided not to work for, we’ve caught her lying a number of times also. Terry avoids her like the plague, she’s just too full of what she thinks is her self importance while denying it. What a con.
I'm going to venture into Monkeyville for a while.
the maritimes have the best bars in canada. i almost moved to nova scotia 30 years ago because i liked the bars so much. (i also liked the off shore oil)
I’m just thankful she lives on the other side of the country because there’s too many of her kind here already. And she’s right about not being important, most bloggers sooner or later decide that she is a pain in the ass. Except for Omar and some of those freaks.
Do you suppose that con thinks we are supposed to give a shit about what she is saying?
Old man you make no sense. What's the payoff for conning Thimscool into believing I have a brother? I.e...why would I bother?
Bad loser meaning you again tried to call me out on something and failed. Still waiting to hear what lies you've "caught me in". You'd be more fun to bicker with if you weren't so repetitive, and if your reading comprehension skills were better.
thims - those are outdated photos. things have improved considerably. their tailing ponds are infinitely less toxic than 90% of the mining tailing ponds.
mr shife - this is the place to come if you're looking for a little intellectual conversation.
I don't give a shit about the bitch and I'm pretty sure no one else does either.
Of course my yard is full, but not of shit, sanitation laws don't allow that shit.
Except maybe in New Orleans where sewers will overflow during storms. But everyone knows that New Orleans is a shit hole.
Here's the thing....and it's actually getting boring arguing with a heinous creature who clearly suffers from some sort of age-related dementia...so try to understand this comment:
I don't give a shit who does or does not give a shit about shit on the internet. Your pack mentality is juvenile and needy. It's a bunch of cyberghosts I will never meet, and unlike you, I have real friends and a real life. That's why you won't find me, on this or any other blog, saying things like...
I made a meatloaf
I'm going to Monkeyville
It's raining
It stopped raining
The teller at the bank has big tits
I'm going to bed
I woke up
I triple grind my cheapass coffee and huff the dust then drink hot water and jump up and down so I can save more money and buy more ammo because the world is ending and you fucking monkeys should follow the lead of an ignorant and bitter old man who hates everything and everyone but still stockpiles guns so I can survive the civil war or nuclear apocalypse coming to this failed planet you monkeys fucked up so I will still be here telling the roaches and Twinkies that survive that I am better and wiser than them and that's because I am too much of shit-talking narcissist to grasp how hypocritical and ignorant I sound.
Who fucking cares what you think of New Orleans. If you weren't all mouth and no balls, you'd have recognized your miserable existence is the very definition of Hell and it's no one's fault but your own and if you actually cared one iota about humanity or the planet,you'd have done us all a favor and blown your brains out years ago.
I have real friends and a real life. That's why you won't find me, on this or any other blog, saying things like...
I made a meatloaf
I'm going to Monkeyville
It's raining.
We talk about what we are doing, okay? You couldn't possibly have a life or you would be blogging about it, you just spend all waking hours on the internut bugging others.
Not that I give a shit what her life is like, don't give a shit about her at all. So I go into a bank and enjoy talking to a redhead with beautiful naturally curly hair and nice tits, sue me for being a male.
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Oh, I'll take care of the problem alright...
I miss having him to vote for in presidential elections. =:]
Interesting to compare his list of b&m issues with today. Whatever happened to AIDS?
We were born to bitch and whine, and of course our politicians are going to fix everything for us, hahahaha
Looks like we're going to get more fucking snow than we want to deal with, it snowed more last night and will today and more is reported to be on the way.
Well, I'll keep the driveway plowed.
Oh, I'll take care of the problem alright...
He get into making bombs?
thims - is there nothing physics can't fix?
silly - me too. vote for me.
gb - magic johnson cured it.
bill - i fell on my arse walking ruby yesterday. guess what word the neighbors heard at 6:00 in the morning.
Well... physics and not giving a fuck, yeah.
Well... physics and not giving a fuck, yeah.
twice, apparently...
With fuckin sugar on top, yes!
Not giving a fuck seems to help.
I don't complain. I just take my trusty sledgehammer with me and knock the shit out of people. It always seems to put a smile on my face when I crack open an asshole's skull. :)
thims - to give a fuck or not to give a fuck; that is the question.
bill - who give a shit.
kelly - good way to cull the herd too!
Nature wins, my plow is stuck, but I don't give a shit.
When a President goes through the White House door,
An' does what he says he'll do.
We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' that rainbow stew.
Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon,
Underneath that sky of blue.
We'll all be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' some rainbow stew.
BBC~ enjoy your karma!
bill - install a bigger engine.
tex - i heard someone call your president "barry banana" today. after the pipeline announcement i was calling him a lot worse!
good thing the missus wasn't home.
leslie - that might the nicest thing you've ever said to bill. his charm must be working.
BBC~ enjoy your karma!
Once again she is a fucking idiot. I have nowhere to go but sit here in comfort and watch movies and fuck around on the internut.
The storms will soon pass and then I'll clear the driveway and go to the bank and chat with the chicks.
I damn sure don't have to deal with it during the storms.
God knows you needed more free time to spend on the internet!
God knows you needed more free time to spend on the internet!
Damn sure not with you anyway but Wikipedia will be back up tomorrow.
Besides, this afternoon I watched the 1994 running of the Brickyard 400 that I taped back then.
That's about the time Leslie was learning that she didn't like sex because she just didn't get it.
Like Al said on Deadwood, "Suck my dick." "Slow down." "Okay, speed up now." "It's okay, you don't have to swallow it, go ahead and spit it out."
Oh sure, spit out breast cancer prevention.
bill - wait until you see season 2. al's not so tough when he gets kidney stones.
Too bad the guy died. If he were alive today he'd probably kill himself.
I'm not Al.
Nothing hotter than a skinny old posturing tough guy!
I miss ole Pat..loved him on the Smothers Brothers show..and I think I wrote him in one year.
Having a good Thursday? I jerked the plow out with the truck and cleared the driveway, fuck Karma, she’s a wimp and shouldn’t fuck with spirit.
And fuck Leslie, no, you fuck her.
That's right bitch, tough guy. You would never be able to get the driveway clear, even with a plow some of it is hard work.
Why would I even try? In upstate NY, a nice high school boy plows my drive for 10 bucks.
robert - pat would be gearing up for his quadrennial run for the presidency. he might even have won by default. o'bumble or newt?
bill - we're going to get monsoon like rain starting tomorrow and that'll do a better job than a snow plow.
leslie - i'll shovel you driveway for $7.50.
I don't believe anyone in NY is going to plow a drive for ten bucks in this day and age of expensive plows, insurance and gas, unless she is giving them blowjobs and the ten bucks is just a tip.
Yup, supposed to start raining but they're saying it will be a cold rain and take some time to remove the snow.
It's best to keep the drive clear just in case I have to go somewhere. But now I'm going to walk over to Rick's with a couple of beers.
i guess it depends on how big the drive is. i'm not going to shovel a few acres for $7.50. it's good exercise.
My drive is 14 feet wide and about 70 feet long, I keep about 12 feet of it clear.
She lies a lot you know, and hasn't really got property in upstate NY.
Canadian freestyle skier Sarah Burke dead at 29.
Win some, lose some.
FUN IN SEATTLE
I love it when people think a 4x4 makes them invincible in the snow.
It helps you go, but it doesn't help you stop! Steering is a bit easier at cruising speed, but that means 25-45 depending on visibility and the type of road.
A 4X4 only gets you a bit further up the hill so you can slide down it farther.
Oh, don't worry pal.
Once the Papistocracy they keep reelecting takes everything they have away, puts them in gulags and has them working 12-18 hours a day on breadcrusts, maybe they'll figure out that a little diligence and individual responsibility beats the hell out of too much sitting/standing around with your arms folded, expecting someone else to hand you everything because of some injustice allegedly done your ancestors.
Fucking incredible how educational a reality check can be!
Paulson for President and the SNL Just-Fix-it man for Veep. And Ruby, of course, for Sec'y of State, but she'll have to do some brown-nosing for the appointment.
Why would I lie about having land and a small cottage in upstate NY? Why not Beverly Hills, or Cannes? But thanks for consistently being a dumbfuck. The plow is on the front of his truck and it takes him about 15 minutes to clear enough space for me to get up the hill and park by the house. He does yardwork for me in the summer, so perhaps that"s why he doesn't charge much.
God you're annoying.
Www.tinycottage.blogspot.com
Started putting photos online because I'm going to sell it in the spring. It's very small and was built in 1785 and really is not all that impressive.. Lies are usually more grandiose, aren't they?
So call me a liar again. Or a cunt, or a bitch, or make a blowjob crack, or say who gives a shit, or tell me that could be anyone's cottage, because it's all you know how to do when up against a wall.
And have a nice day.
God she's annoying, she's forgotten that a few years back she told us she sold her upstate property, that I never believed she had in the first place. She just lies a lot to make it sound like she has a real life.
Anyway....
This would be a fine day to go squirreling around in near empty parking lots to tune up our driving skills.
Her life appears to be hanging out at her brothers place in N.J. with her laptop and mobile devices and annoying people.
On the other hand we should believe that she is a real estate baron wiht places in upstate N.Y, N.J, New Orleans and somewhere in the Ozarks.
And drives a Pries. :-)
HOW ABOUT A PRIUS CAMPER?
SHOPPING SPREES?
Sold the Nova Scotia property. Would love to sell this one too.
Leaving for New Orleans at 5 pm. Don't have a brother.
People with steady incomes buy things. Get a job if you're feeling bitter and jealous.
Blah, blah, blah, she's so important.
Thims told me she has a brother, I'll believe what he says over what she says.
Never said I was important or a land baron. I own two small houses and it's really not a big deal.
I have a sister, not a brother.
Why don't you go outside and build a snow hooker? It'll give you something to do and it's not like you're not used to women giving you the cold shoulder.
Steve's not your brother? Not sure how I got that idea...
I was probably drunk on Scotch at the time.
Steve/Omar or Steve the psycho Robert Sutton came here to live with? Fuck no to both. I used to bartend with Steve when I first moved here.
nance - welcome to the monkey house. the monkeys seem to be in the common play area today.
thims - steve/omar/leslie. it all sounds a little incestuous to me. maybe one day someone will figure it all out.
The latter. You tended bar?
Yes, in college. Before I became an extremely important land baron.
Because I’ve met Thims and believe him to be an honest man he has credibility where Leslie doesn’t, if he believed she had a brother its because she conned him into believing that.
She tried annoying some of the women visiting my blog but they turned her off, can’t blame them for that. She reminds me of the new insane chick out in the boondocks I decided not to work for, we’ve caught her lying a number of times also. Terry avoids her like the plague, she’s just too full of what she thinks is her self importance while denying it. What a con.
I'm going to venture into Monkeyville for a while.
the maritimes have the best bars in canada. i almost moved to nova scotia 30 years ago because i liked the bars so much. (i also liked the off shore oil)
Never bugged any women from your blog. You are a demented jerk and a bad loser.
I’m just thankful she lives on the other side of the country because there’s too many of her kind here already. And she’s right about not being important, most bloggers sooner or later decide that she is a pain in the ass. Except for Omar and some of those freaks.
Do you suppose that con thinks we are supposed to give a shit about what she is saying?
Bad loser? About what? No one here has been trying to win her. No one here wants her.
Wow BP you got quite the conversation going on here. I was going to bitch and moan about it but I will just keep it to myself. Have a good one, buddy.
And now you lika da shale oil.
Old man you make no sense. What's the payoff for conning Thimscool into believing I have a brother?
I.e...why would I bother?
Bad loser meaning you again tried to call me out on something and failed. Still waiting to hear what lies you've "caught me in". You'd be more fun to bicker with if you weren't so repetitive, and if your reading comprehension skills were better.
Who gives a shit?
Clearly YOU give a shit. A big one. I guess your yard is full.
thims - those are outdated photos. things have improved considerably. their tailing ponds are infinitely less toxic than 90% of the mining tailing ponds.
mr shife - this is the place to come if you're looking for a little intellectual conversation.
I for one would love to plow the Baroness ...driveway .
And by driveway I mean... Well never mind what I mean; my plowing days are all behind me now.
I like my weekly Old Fashion made with three dash of Angastora bitters.( accept no substitutes.)
Thats for a double of course, thanks.
I would have enjoyed meeting you TC but I didn't want to horn in on your convocade with BBC.
Grenadine Etching says tighten the focus up.
you do have a way with words mr rekshonn.
Clearly YOU give a shit. A big one. I guess your yard is full.
I don't give a shit about the bitch and I'm pretty sure no one else does either.
Of course my yard is full, but not of shit, sanitation laws don't allow that shit.
Except maybe in New Orleans where sewers will overflow during storms. But everyone knows that New Orleans is a shit hole.
Billy, you got comment 69.
SUPPORT SHIT, VISIT NEW ORLEANS.
But don't call Leslie when you are there and looking for some fun.
BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN.
I don't give a shit about the bitch and I'm pretty sure no one else does either.
Of course my yard is full, but not of shit, sanitation laws don't allow that shit.
Except maybe in New Orleans where sewers will overflow during storms. But everyone knows that New Orleans is a shit hole.
Here's the thing....and it's actually getting boring arguing with a heinous creature who clearly suffers from some sort of age-related dementia...so try to understand this comment:
I don't give a shit who does or does not give a shit about shit on the internet. Your pack mentality is juvenile and needy. It's a bunch of cyberghosts I will never meet, and unlike you, I have real friends and a real life. That's why you won't find me, on this or any other blog, saying things like...
I made a meatloaf
I'm going to Monkeyville
It's raining
It stopped raining
The teller at the bank has big tits
I'm going to bed
I woke up
I triple grind my cheapass coffee and huff the dust then drink hot water and jump up and down so I can save more money and buy more ammo because the world is ending and you fucking monkeys should follow the lead of an ignorant and bitter old man who hates everything and everyone but still stockpiles guns so I can survive the civil war or nuclear apocalypse coming to this failed planet you monkeys fucked up so I will still be here telling the roaches and Twinkies that survive that I am better and wiser than them and that's because I am too much of shit-talking narcissist to grasp how hypocritical and ignorant I sound.
Who fucking cares what you think of New Orleans. If you weren't all mouth and no balls, you'd have recognized your miserable existence is the very definition of Hell and it's no one's fault but your own and if you actually cared one iota about humanity or the planet,you'd have done us all a favor and blown your brains out years ago.
holy shit, am i a cyberghost running with the pack?
leslie - i think the rosewater foundation may be of help to you.
She thinks others here give a shit about her.
Soooo, how much snow did you get? Is it gone yet? Still about three inches here but it's raining and slowly melting.
I have real friends and a real life. That's why you won't find me, on this or any other blog, saying things like...
I made a meatloaf
I'm going to Monkeyville
It's raining.
We talk about what we are doing, okay? You couldn't possibly have a life or you would be blogging about it, you just spend all waking hours on the internut bugging others.
Not that I give a shit what her life is like, don't give a shit about her at all. So I go into a bank and enjoy talking to a redhead with beautiful naturally curly hair and nice tits, sue me for being a male.
Today I enjoyed a good corned beef soup I made in the crock pot.
Split some kindling for Helen.
Located which wire in the kitchen camper was shorted out and tripping the breaker and cut the wire so my appliances were usable again.
This afternoon Helen and I listened to Prairie Home Companion and Car Talk and I made us root beer floats.
I'm happy enough with my life, if the bitch doesn't like it that isn't my problem.
Oh, and I'm going on a road trip next week, I like roads less traveled.
I'm pretty damn sure that Kurt appreciated nice tits without an attitude. :-)
Twitter update...
Yawns, scratches balls, turns in.
Mmmm, snow hookers..
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