Sunday, January 1, 2012

happy new year!

after reading my tea leaves and being the victim of an excellent accident it looks like 2012 is going to be very good year for me and ruby.

1. i decided to look for my lucky turtle ring this morning. i didn't find the ring but found something even better, 600 bucks! lucky me.

2. i received an e-mail from future shop, the outfit that caused me grief over ordering the $1500 speakers for $349. Not only am i going to get 2 speakers rather than the one speaker they were offering, i got a $150 e-gift to compensate for the aggravation they caused. lucky me.

3. this is the event that really made me think 2012 would be an excellent year, i had the best bowel movement recent memory. lucky me.

so the mayans can go fuck themselves, 2012 is going to be a great year for me.



i love you sons of bitches.

35 comments:

Hugh G Rekshonn said...

Rut ro.....

Leslie said...

And the Saints will win the Superbowl.

Happy New Year!

silly rabbit said...

That worked out well! Glad that your year has had positive movement.
=;]

billy pilgrim said...

hugh - trick or treat?

leslie - i wouldn't bet against them. happy new year to you too.

silly - yup, i'm a regular guy!

BBC said...

It certainly has started out well for you but there's 364 days left.

I took Helen for an enjoyable 3 1/2 hour drive.

Nance said...

My, you have had some luck! And, since we agree that it all is just luck, shouldn't we be worried that it might turn or would that be terribly bad form?

I must get hold of some meds.

Hugh G Rekshonn said...

pilgrim- what Nance said.
It's liable to rebound on ya; be careful.
Wouldnt want to read aboot some poor unlucky bastard crushed beneath a pair of mint Polk rti 12s while listening to Live at Leeds.

Bob Harrison said...

Glad you're off to a good start!

billy pilgrim said...

bill - things are only going to get better, it's going to be a bright, bright, bright sunshiny year.

nance - luck schmuck, it's fate.

hugh - good point. note to self, don't sit too close to the polks and have the missus move them should the need arise.

bob - think i should pace myself? i wouldn't want to be a two pump chump.

BBC said...

No comments on my blog is certainly making my new year better, and with luck it won't rain too much this year.

It sure was nice here today.

BBC said...

Ah shit, I was taking a piss and spitting out a goober at the same time and the goober landed on my dick.

Is this a sign of the coming year?

Leslie said...

It's a sign you're a disgusting pig who likes to overshare.

Why don't you save the sexytalk for your hooker, or did you run out of cans to redeem?

BBC said...

And you are a disgusting bitch.

BBC said...

My ‘hooker’ friend is a nice and well liked lady, not at all a know it all bitch like Leslie. :-)

Leslie said...

I base my opinion of you on the information you rabidly put forth. I don't need to have children to know that if your kids won't speak to you, you were and are an asshole of a parent.

You base your perception of me on how I voice my intense dislike of you, not on any real information you have about me.

Turning off your comments shuts you up, and that's all I'm after. Your breed of ugly doesn't need a voice.

billy pilgrim said...

well, i guess you guys didn't resolve to stop exchanging astute observations on each other in 2012.

bill - telling us that you spit on your wiener isn't going to advance your case.

thimscool said...

Um. Happy New Year!

billy pilgrim said...

thims - happy new year!

yellowdoggranny said...

nothing better than a rebate and a good dump..you luck bastid you.
me and ole Dexter loves you and ole Ruby.

Jayne said...

Ha! Well, even if the Mayans are correct, I believe you have at least until December 31. Wishing you lots of exciting discoveries this year. ;)

BBC said...

She'll never shut up, that's why she is not welcome on my blog, most insulting bitch I've ever known.

While trying to stay on subject and putting up with a mouthy know it all bitch that wouldn’t make a pimple on my friends ass as she babbles stupid shit here, when do you expect the speakers to arrive?

BBC said...

bill - telling us that you spit on your wiener isn't going to advance your case.

Remind you of deadwood? :-)

Hugh G Rekshonn said...

I never spit on MY wenis.





I spit on my hand first THEN apply the lougee.
That's how Father Murphy taught me anyway.

Fwappers.

billy pilgrim said...

hugh - i just figured out your name. boy, you must have got teased a lot in school!

Kelly said...

That dog at the top was sniffing my ballsack region for biscuits. I force you to have a Happy New Year.

thimscool said...

It's all over anyway ...

TheWayfarer said...

Fkn SCORE!!!

BBC said...

The link Thim's left is almost three hours long, I'm two hours into it and will have some things to say about it on Sunday.

But in short form, he's right, we're fucked and it can't be fixed. And in the long run it will hurt the elite the most because they don't know how to get by if they can't just buy stuff.

The poor are learning how to live decent with little and getting into gardening and raising their own meat and such to get by.

I fucking hate to garden, I'll have to trade skills for some things.

billy pilgrim said...

kelly - i bow to your authority and will accept my fate of having a happy new year. thanks.

thims - who gives a shit as long as i get my second speaker, which by the way, they now say i won't be getting. best buy/future shop don't have a fucking clue what they're doing.

bill - i think there's a real good chance that thims is baiting us. he is a master baiter after all.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Well billy, I don't know what to say.

Except:

Poo-Tee-Weet!

Hope your luck continues throughout 2012.

thimscool said...

Who? Me?

BBC said...

Na, Thim's is cool and sees the big picture clearly.

I now have the complete first season on Deadwood on 6 CD's.

billy pilgrim said...

shaw - the speakers may have hit a snag. it's turning into a giant clusterfuck.

thims - excuse me while i clean my rose colored glasses.

bill - you're going to love deadwood. i'm watching it for the 5th time and it's still better than anything else on tv.

BBC said...

Nothing more interesting than a good cluster fuck.

BBC said...

Oh, Thim's looks through rose colored glasses alright, but inside he sees the truth.