after a long soul searching deliberation i've decided to throw my support behind speaker newt. of the 4 remaining candidates newt is definitely the most interesting. he's been married 3 times, wants to turn school children into janitors and now he wants to ESTABLISH A PERMANENT COLONY ON THE MOON.
my support of newt isn't worth a hill of beans since i'm not a citizen of the most heavily indebted nation on the planet but i can tell supporters of the other 3 candidates to go fuck themselves should the opportunity present itself. if i was given the opportunity to kick only one of them in the nuts, it would be that santorum douchebag. his family and religious preaching makes me what to puke. so it goes.
as a supporter of the newt, i think this would be the perfect theme song for a man of vision: (even if you don't like newt, this is worthing watching)
i've recently converted to the "two-seed-in-the-spirit predestinarian baptist" faith.
i love you sons of bitches.
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I enjoyed my moment here today... especially Dave and the Secret Sisters. (Reminds me of a Ray Bradbury short story.)
Santorum's sweater vest scares me!
Tell us more about being a "two-seed-in-the-spirit predestinarian baptist"
please!
i met a volunteer fireman from indiana who recommended it. i was a little skeptical but he gave me three hundred dollars and told me i was the salt of the earth. that was good enough for me. if somebody up there likes me i may run into him again some day.
if someone put a loaded gun to my head and said to make a choice between any of them assholes..I'd beg them to shoot me.
I am also backing Newt The Toad. If this continues, the GOPers will have to screw Newt like the Dems did Sen. Clinton. Finally, a fun convention!
Newt is a hypocrite. He went on about Momica Lewinsky when he was screwing around in his marriage. I think he owes President Clinton an apology. He didn't do anything that Newt wouldn't have done. Except get caught.
yellowdog - don't do it!! you have too much to live for.
bob - i read that sen clinton is packing it as o'bumble's clean up lady. could anyone clean up after newt?
gb - being a hypocrite is prominently written into the statement of qualifications for all senior politicians. they didn't call him slick willy for nothing.
Why that sounds like my dear friend Mr. Rosewater! =:D
Newter is one SERIOUSLY delusional piece of pork.
It doesn't matter who the next prezunt is, this country is fucked no matter what.
But keep buying our stuff, we export a hell of a lot more stuff to you than you export to us.
It is curious how the "family values" base of the GOP is falling all over itself in supporting the guy who proposed to Wife 2.0 and Wife 3.0 while still married to Wife 1.0 and Wife 2.0. What a busy little randy reptile Newt was.
Newt hopes people will ignore his history of having all those sexytimes with all of his honeys when he claims sam-sex marriage is an assault on the sanctity of marriage.
He apparently doesn't understand he should remain silent on something he has serially de-sanctified.
Santorum has many skeletons in his closet, easy to blackmail and control.
Newt is a hypocrite piece of shit. Romney is so rich he can't relate to the average Joe.
Ron Paul is the only good one.
silly - that would be saint eliot.
harry - where's hugh?
bill - you couldn't be more off the mark. canada has had a large trade surplus with you every year for a long time.
shaw - could he be a psycopath? no remorse for action?
tex - but poor old ron doesn't have a chinaman's chance of getting elected. who are the koch boys supporting now that herman has ridden into the sunset?
canada has had a large trade surplus with you every year for a long time.
That's not what I saw in the news a few days ago. But yeah, sell us a bunch of raw materials and we'll convert them to products and sell them back to you at a good profit.
I hauled all kinds of things into Canada when I was trucking, I hauled one load of steel out of Ontario and the rest of the loads I hauled back to the states were usually plastic bottles.
And sometimes I came back empty so to pick up a paying load going somewhere else.
I took a load of Rainer beer from Seattle to Edmonton, why any Canadian would drink that shit is beyond my comprehension, not even Americans drank much of that shit, it's why they are defunct now.
But I did pick up a load up there, a load of pork going to Vancouver, it's illegal to haul in country, we're supposed to pick up a load going back to the states.
But hey, shit happens.
Haha! Newt. Also know as a frog, hyla, proteus, salamander, toad, etc. Slimy he is, I say, slimy.
pilgrim- I gave it, er, I mean I gave him a damn good beating and I doubt he'll rear his ugly head again soon.
bill - that was then, now we buy all our good stuff from china. probably most of the stuff you sell us is manufactured in asia and assemble in your country.
jayne - think he had gills before puberty??
harry - if you run into hugh tell he's welcome here. he was a witty son of a bitch.
It has been a while since I hauled stuff into Canada, a number of my trips were truck components to the Western Star Truck plant in Kelowna, but they went out of the truck making business. Or so I heard.
A room for one person in a Super 8 here is 68 bucks a night. You must not get out and about much, or believe the shit you see on TV.
Billy,
To you & yours, I wish you a happy Christmas & a prosperous New year.
Peace & Love,
Father Steve [formerly know as that English motherf*cker, Utopia] :-P
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