1.chinese new year, kung hei fat choi. if you see a dragon, shoot the prick.
2. ruby turns 10 years old.
can you guess which one is more important to me?
so happy feckin new year, which leads me to this question:
my new years resolution:
i'm going to love these discarded americans, even though they're useless and unattractive. that is going to be my work of art.
i love you sons of bitches.
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Happy Birthday Ruby!
Augury a Ruby!
I don't know what 10 is in gorilla years, but congratulations to your dog for getting there. Is there a reason why you didn't write "radical muslims"?
tex - does bob date older women?
thims - there's a lot of information in her droppings but i haven't been able to spin it into gold yet.
gb - radical muslims is an american term and as a child of the universe i look at the big picture.
Happy birthday Ruby.
discarded americans, hahahahaha.
I still feed the old bat next door and she's bouncing up on 90, but she's a pretty damn cool old bat.
I meant to say Auguri! but my "smart" phone foiled my simple birthday greeting.
Does Thims mean augury? Not that I give a shit about the spelling, but my word web dictionary does.
A smart phone can change "Come raid my pantry" To "Come raid my panties."
Well happy birthday to Ruby! She doesn't look any worse for the wear. We love you, too, Billy! ;)
Thim's must have to charge his smart phone every night as much time as he spends on it.
I don't charge my dumb phone until the battery goes dead.
love and kisses to miss ruby.
Birthday slobbers to Ruby. Tell her she looks fabulous for her age. Dogs almost never look the age we imagine they are supposed to be in human years; why is that?
"i'm going to love these discarded americans, even though they're useless and unattractive. that is going to be my work of art." That warms my cockles, it does. And we love you back. (Which means we never have to say we're sorry, right?)
It's a fine Tuesday morning, I watched a man cave video the other day, you can get a nice set of Wisdom speakers for just a crummy hundred grand.
a not so smart phone?
jayne - the morning light when it's in her eyes really shows her age but that don't worry me none, in my eyes she's everything.
nance - the myshkin foundation loves everyone. (but you better don't call me on the red phone!)
Ruby ? Short for Rubenstein aye?
Well, I guess we all can't be WOPS,..er, I mean WASPs.
Happy Bar Sinisters or whateverthe hell you peoples celibrate up there.
Carry on.
pilgrims
When I'm 64. Only a year and a half and I can sing that and be honest.
What you don't want to be when you are 64 and single and wanting a mate is to hope to find one because the available women are are so fucked up.
Give Ruby a birthday kiss for me.
I am late to this party. Happy, happy birthday to the beautiful Ruby! That sweet puppy face is amazing isn't it? She is a doll. I'm glad she keeps you from being alone. =;]
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