it seems our little slice of heaven has been INVADED BY FRANKENFISH!
this is the park i ride my bike through most days and have been doing so for about 50 years. about 15 years ago i released a turtle into the lake where the frankenfish was spotted. when i released "jack" into the lake i was always worried that some chinaman would catch him and eat him. when i rode through the park this morning there were floating nets blocking off the inflow and outflow of water into and out of the lake. the fools are penning the fish into the area where the turtle spend countless idyllic hours basking away. maybe they should bring some of those swamp people from tv or billy the exterminator if they can afford his rates.
speaking of frankenfish, my little frankenbride will be returning from asia in a few days. i think she's in thailand at the moment. lucky thailand. i've always said that i couldn't live alone but these past 6 weeks have been bliss, i'm happy as a clam having the house to myself. i might just pull up stakes and move to the island when i retire. the thought of living in a trailer beside the ocean has always appealed to me. i'm a jim rockford wannabe.
on a different note, i picked up "the lost notebooks of hank williams." i picked it up because bob dylan put it together but fell in love with it because norah jones lends her beauty and brilliance to the project.
i love you sons of bitches.
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Living in a trailer on the beach would be wonderful if it's in an area where it isn't fucking raining all the time.
And you can drag your trailer away for a while if nasty storms roll in, and go visit an other area for a while.
If I ever leave here that's what I'll do, maybe.
Well, Jim Rockford had Rocky to keep him company, as well as Angel and Beth. Wouldn't your turtle be big enough to take on the Frankenfish?
Take it from me, Billy, don't mess with the Frankenfish. They've been known to murder our women...then flee briefly to the icy northern territories and return to wreak havoc and even murder again. But they are afraid of fire and large crowds so that's a plus. I'm organizing a mob right now. Since we're on foot (thanks OPEC!), we should be there in a fortnight.
Franken fish I ate one. Tasted like chicken.
I don't know about living in a trailer on the beach, but I live in a van down by the river.
bill - i'm thinking more of a luxurious double wide. me and ruby need our comforts.
gb - i'm told those franken fish can eat a good sized milk cow so the turtle might be in over his head.
static - murder your women? i might tell a certain lady that there's a frankenfish that swallowed the hope diamond in central park.
charlie - probably like a silky chicken and even ketchup can't salvage one of those things.
tex - who's the motivational speaker, you or bob?
we don't have an ocean here to camp next to but we have things in Texas they call tanks(ponds) and could park a trailer there...throw up a fence and tell people to stay the fuck out..hog heaven.
I would love to live by the ocean! Perhaps someday I will.
Now I am worried for your turtle pal. What kind is he? I hope he has a good sharp beak.
I see they found the guy who made the body parts and mailed them. Fun in France!
".....when i released "jack" into the lake i was always worried that some chinaman would catch him and eat him....."
Was 'Jack' of a Species and Genus indigenous to the area? It is not nice to fuck with Mother Nature ya know! Look what happend to the Columbia that was British when the non-indigenous 'Chinaman' was introduced?
I can't believe you used the word 'chinaman'. Are you not aware of the Canadian Human Rights Commission? Though they are a quasi-judicial body, they wield a tremendous amount of power.
Still, BC is less racist than, say, Alberta.
In Calgary, once, I heard the following while walking down the street: "Hey Chink, come over here and suck my cock". Kinda nasty, yes? In Squamish, on the other hand, again walking down the street, I heard: "Hey pretty girl, come over here and suck my cock". I can live with that.
I'm not Chinese.
I am Burmese.
aquarianzomg - i like that aqaurian that likes to cuddle. you obviously haven't followed my literary career and don't understand my use of chinaman.
silly - jack is/was a red eared slider that i rescued from sushi bar.
yup, they found our gay porn star cannibal. it's a way better story than that zimmerman/martin saga your media is flogging to death. poor old zimmy.
Everyone says chinaman, but what about those cocksucking chinks, you know, the females.
Have never had a pleasure of having one suck my dick myself, but some injuns are fine cocksuckers, based on my humble experiences.
now bill, one of the lovely aquarians might have to give you a little sensitivity training.
I don't do aquarians, they're fucked up.
I made a mistake! It happens. Ha. I guess they found your porn star in Berlin, not France. Oh well. It is a much more interesting story than our zim/mar saga. Very odd indeed.
Jack sounds like a fabulous turtle. Perhaps he saw the frankenfish finning about and headed for shallow places where he can hit the land if need be. Perhaps you can get a chinaman to pee on the frankenfish.
Count me among those who would call BBC a cancer.
bill - i did you a favor and deleted a few comments that weren't up to your usual standards.
"....you obviously haven't followed my literary career and don't understand my use of chinaman....."
Fair enough, but what about the turtle? Indigenous or what?
My use of a 'Chinaman' may involve sexual contact.
Yours?
Speaking of non-indigenous introductions, most of the problems y'all face in North America today can be traced directly to that rather unenlightened immigration policy designed and implemented by the aboriginal First Nations.
They were entirely decimated by a super-pandemic by the time the Englishmen began to arrive. Over 90% population reduction in New England. All courtesy of the Spaniards.
For years their immigration policy had been to slaughter any Viking landing parties. But once the plague was done with them it was all about minimalist survival and the could not prevent the establishment of a beachhead.
first nations?
do you mean indians?
Indians come from India. Every school boy at Eton knows this.
Dearest thimscool,
If the population reduction was 90% - and I believe this was the case - then they were hardly decimated now were they?
Decimation implies a tithing of a tenth - 10%. Surely a 'nona-decimation' took place?
A Nona Decima Morta as it were.
Fair enough, ALTF, but I knocked that out with my thumbs while dropping a deuce, so you're lucky you got only two misappropriated words.
"....dropping a deuce...."?
I had to research that idiom.
Quaint.
Not as descriptive as my Tutor's cacophemism: 'Toss a caber', but certainly more in keeping with the tenets of polite conversation.
as a viking, i would like some compensation from those feckin indians that bushwacked my ancestors but that's never gonna happen. although i must say that at the moment i'm being well compensated for a little risk taking earlier this week.
You admit to Viking ancestry?
Brave man!
The popular conception of the Vikings differs markedly from the complex picture that emerges from archaeology and the extant concomitant written sources - particularly the 'Runestones'. Far from being Germanic noble savages, the Vikings were, according to their own Runic inscriptions (though these are short and formulaic) and contemporary European Latinate literature, violent brutes who would rape men and boys before availing themselves of those whom nature intended for such diversions; females. That's just not right.
more in keeping with the tenets of polite conversation
If it's not Scottish, it's crap!
We all have shameful ancestry, and we should thank Gaia that Christianity has civilized the world.
Or at least the parts that we haven't bombed into depleted uranium riddled piles of shit, blood, and rubble.
Sounds like BBC's yard.
Then let us pray that come it may,
(As come it will for a' that,)
That Length and Girth, o'er a' the earth,
Shall bear the glee, an' a' that.
For a' that, an' a' that,
It's comin yet for a' that
That man into man, the world o'er,
Shall Vikings be for a' that.
Apologies to Mr. Burns for gaying up his opus.
it's my scottish heritage i'm loathe to admit.
thimscool?
Did you know that Robert Burns never wore a kilt?
He was a Lowland Scot and the kilt was Highland dress.
Besides during most of his adult life the 'Dress Act'(part of the 'Act of Proscription' in force between 1746 and 1782) made wearing "the Highland Dress" including the tartan or kilt illegal in Scotland.
billy pilgrim said,
"....it's my scottish heritage i'm loathe to admit....."
This is wise. One would not want to have oneself connected to those deep-fried, inbred Neds.
thimscool said,
".....we should thank Gaia that Christianity has civilized the world....."
Of all the things for which we should thank Gaia, christianity's erstwhile influence on civilisation is not one of them. What civilisation we might have is here in spite of christianity and it is for this we should thank Gaia.
That’s what I like about Ms. Fun, she’s never had any interest in our ‘signs’ or ‘destiny’, stupid shit like that just never comes up, she’s just interested in my method of payment and having some fun. Smart woman, fun also.
Life is about lessons, I’ve learned to stay from women into astrology, they’re just fucked up. They’re like, you know…… the anti-cock.
Hey, did that twisted queer send you any body parts before getting arrested?
who the hell is ms fun? i haven't even figured out all these aquarians yet.
You don't pay close enough attention, Ms. Fun is my pay per visit girl friend, who says you can't buy love? All women are whores, they just have different ways of going about it.
If I had a backyard it might be full of old contaminated Fords, but I don't have a backyard and they don't allow us to warehouse old clunkers in our front yards here.
All women are whores. Well there you go. The poster child for mental health has spoken. Sick fuck.
Perhaps you should give us your definition of the word "whore". I'm sure it will make for some choice reading.
Why don't you try to have sex with your hooker without paying her the 10 bucks and see how much she "likes" you.
Leslie, you're a fucking idiot, my friend likes me just fine and we often talk and share emails not related to any other arraignment we have with each other. Idiot, at least she has my respect when you don't.
Change your LinkedIn password now. The service has been breached….
Oh, hell, have never used LinkedIn...
Leslie will define ‘whore’ for you, she’s college educated in psychology. Hahahahaha
It's "arrangement" you moron.
Oh my god, I fucked up a word, sue me.... Ever notice that she doesn't bring it up when she fucks up a word?
My grandma Cole was a whore for a while, part time anyway, to take care of her sexual need and make some extra income when she ran a mining town boardinghouse for a year or so. Wasn’t much point in her just giving it away when she could make some extra money.
Grandma was a no nonsense, no bullshit woman that did what she had to do to get by and was loved and respected by everyone. Years later she allowed that the catholic priest there was a pretty good fuck.
Me thinks that Leslie lacks real life experiences and a clear understanding of the reality of life on this rock, but she has a fine education and knows big words. Pfft !!
You go right on thinking that.
Typos are one thing. You are clearly a moron. I knew how to spell "arrangement" in 2nd grade.
Your vile reality is not mine. If it was I would shoot myself.
No one gives a fuck that she thinks I'm a moron, she wouldn't have made a pimple on my grandmas ass. Go ahead and shoot yourself, I would celebrate that fact, I'll lend you a fucking gun.
Too bad that grand old woman died while taking a shit on a toilet, she deserved a better ending than that. Time to quit putting wurds here and get some work done.
Just like Elvis.
At least she had a toilet.
bill - i just noticed a link you left to a nasty picture of our queen.
here are your new rules:
1. no profanity
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