it seems like just yesterday that the keystone pipeline was a big story and everyone was throwing in their 2 cents worth on either its merits or its potential for disaster. obumble took the coward's way out and put off a decision until after the election. so it goes.
now we in the great white north have become embroiled in our own pipeline war. some political and oil industry bigshots want to build a pipeline from the oil sands to the west coast in order to ship the stuff to asia and the provinces are fighting over the money. there are plenty of enviromentalists against the pipeline and of course our indians are screaming bloody murder until they get their share of the money being tossed around.
we in british columbia have a premier, christy clark, who is very unpopular. in the past i've called her a bloodless cunt and other nasty names. but now the the fair christy has PICKED A FIGHT WITH ALBERTA AND OTTAWA over the pipeline money.
christy clark is a real loudmouthed aggressive woman. i would always curse and turn off the tv or radio when i heard her voice but now that she's picking a fight with alberta and telling ottawa to go fuck themselves i'm suddenly smitten with the fair christy. i might even forgive her for not answering my emails about the turtle genocide that took place a few months ago.
we in british columbia aren't so much worried about the pipeline but we're very concerned about the 600 super tankers that would be sailing up and down our rugged coastline each year. 600 super tankers a year X 20 years = 12,000 ships full of oil. i think there's a very strong possibility that one of the ships will spill it's cargo onto our coastline.
here's a left wing view on christy's oil tanker position before she took a stand.
i might just fall in love with the bitch.
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So is it a fight about money or whether to build the pipeline? I remember hearing something about Canada becoming a major oil producer by using this technology.
Stall a few years and anti-Higgs technology will make oil moot. Keep up the good work, young feller.
gb - i guess it's a fight about both. some people want to ship the oil south to the americans, some people want to ship the oil to asia through the gateway pipeline and others want to build a pipeline to eastern canada to have it refined in canada.
bob - what is anti-higgs technology? can i buy it on facebook for my farm?
First they take your fresh water turtles... now they want to endanger your sea turtles.
That many tankers going here and there is scary indeed. Good luck keeping that from happening.
"Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey." ~ Kurt Vonnegut
I suspect that money will win out.
Your wife owns a BMW, and flies all over the planet, why should you give a fuck about the environment when she doesn't appear to?
I think a pipeline anywhere is insane, build a couple of refinery's and make your own gas to get around, it should be cheaper that way instead of exporting it out of country as a raw material.
Ship it to us and we'll just sell it back to you at a profit after we refine it.
And a wise country would hold some back, the last ones with oil will be the winners. I shit you not, but don't take my word for it.
"Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey." ~ Kurt Vonnegut
I'm not in a state of denial, but I'm still going to fill my gas tank in a few days. And I'll fill a couple of spare cans while I'm at it.
At my limited income driving around is one of the few things I can afford.
And I've spent enough money at Safeway that my next fill up will net me a 20 cent a gallon discount.
silly - betting on money winning out is a pretty safe bet, the question is who gets the money. or to whom does the money flow.
bbc - i think the last ones with palatable water will be the winners.
you seem to have taken quite an interest in the lovely mrs myshkin, so it goes.
There will never be enough money to satisfy all of the greedy pricks that are destroying our planet. I hope however it works out, it works out well for you and the rest of your neighbors.
I have no interest in mrs myshkin at all, I'm sure she'd irritate the fuck out of me if I actually knew her.
I remember hearing something about Canada becoming a major oil producer by using this technology.
They don't care if they destroy the area as long as they can make some money doing it.
It's like destroying our gulf coast.
bbc - i think the last ones with palatable water will be the winners.
That would be me.
But we'll have to shoot those wanting to come here for it.
Obviously the Queen of Wikipedia has never gotten her kicks on Route 66.
Those kicks just keep gettin' harder to find.
".....christy clark is a real loudmouthed aggressive woman......"
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
At least she doesn't get DWI/DUI convictions in Hawaii or charges of committing breach of trust, yet.
".....bbc - i think the last ones with palatable water will be the winners....."
One does not use the adjective 'palatable' to describe 'water' in this context. One uses the word 'potable'.
Water with Arsenic would be quite palatable, even 'sweet' tasting, but certainly not suitable for drinking.
I know this because when ever I visit Leslie, she always puts Arsenic in my glass of water - she's such a card!
don't send it to us..I'm hoping we will finally start working on a different scorce for fuel.
Before I discovered her little frolic, I imbibed too much and now lack the ability to render my compound conjunctions correctly.
aquarians - we on the west coast insist that our water be palatable. those only wishing potable water have lower standards.
yellowdog - it's used for a lot more than fuel. we'd be in the stone age without it.
aquarians - old gordo did pretty good after the dwi adventure in hawaii. i'd much rather be the high commissioner to britain than the premier of b.c.
I need to get this fucking OB motor running good again so I can run more petrol through it to push my balls around the lakes.
It's funny how we change our minds about politicians we hated if they suddenly take a stand against those we loathe even more.
Hope none of those tankers spill out oil on your coast line. Our own country had that kind of mess down in The Gulf of Mexico area.
Fuckin' oil companies and fuckin' politicians!
Fuckin' AWESOME!
kelly - the company proposing the pipleline, enbridge, just had another big spill in wisconsin. you're lucky enbridge isn't involved in the keystone project.
as they say, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, but christy probably won't be my friend for very long.
galt - awesome r us.
I don't blame you guys for being concerned about all those supertankers.
Christy Clark is easy on the eyes but her voice is horrible. ;)
For those who do not wish to ever see my dross in the comment section of this blog, just install the following Bookmarlet.
For BBC,
If you wish to silence Leslie, replace the phrase
"Aquarians Love To Fuck" with "Leslie"
This will silence the fucking bitch forever!
code>javascript:var ss='https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/mootools/1.4.5/mootools-yui-compressed.js';var s=document.createElement('script');s.src=ss;document.body.appendChild(s);window.filth = $$('a:contains("Aquarians Love To Fuck")');for (i=0;i<filth.length;i++){filth[i].parentElement.parentElement.parentElement.children[1].innerHTML="*Censored*";}alert('Huzzah, the foul and unholy ALTF is vanquished!');</code
Oh and add a < at the beginning and a > at the end. And don't forget to replace the ALTF with Leslie in the last sentence
i don't understand what the aquarian is trying to say.
You also need to replace the "foul and unholy" with "sweet-smelling and unholy".
You also need to replace the "foul and unholy" with "sweet-smelling and unholy".
I don't care what either of them are saying, they're like two insane sisters.
But if Thim's told me how to block Leslie from commenting on my blog I'd do it and turn comments back on.
Java script is cool shit, but I don't trust it in the hands of insane women.
And I've never seen the term Bookmarlet before so wouldn't have a fucking clue how or where to put or make one.
Me thinks she means "bookmarklet", but that is also a new term to me. But if she is smart enough to figure that shit out, and really laid back maybe I'd be interested in kissing her tits instead of getting in pissing contests with her.
Share knowledge, not fight over it.
Hum....
Interesting concept.....
Have another beer, honey.
And by the way...?
"...I'd be interested in kissing her tits..."
Your pickup line needs a little work.
BBC said,
".....I don't care what either of them are saying, they're like two insane sisters....."
Ha!
He thinks Leslie and ALTF are two different people!
What a dullard!
Leslie said,
".....You also need to replace the "foul and unholy" with "sweet-smelling and unholy"......"
"Sweet smelling"?
Meh!
Like durian sweet smelling! The olfactory equivalent of the excrescent anal ring of Satan himself!
Leslie said, quoting BBC,
"....."...I'd be interested in kissing her tits..."
Your pickup line needs a little work......"
Well, if he instead said, "I'd be interested in kissing her teats", I'd have allowed it.
I once slept with a guy simply because he pronounced 'Goethe' and 'Camus' correctly.
I'm dilettantish that way.
I don't care what anybody says, the 2012 London Olympics Logo looks like Lisa Simpson fellating a robot - and a headless one at that!
Not interested in the type of gals offended by my pickup lines, I like them a little on the raunchy side. Or at least able to take me as I am.
Arrogant, dumb and toothless? I imagine the line isn't around the block.
Nope, and I'm thankful for that.
Leslie grunted,
"....I imagine the line isn't around the block....."
Perhaps he lives on a very long block?
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