i'm fascinated with the upcoming showdown between barrack and mitt and i have a really cool theory.
as far as i can tell barrack is a much better politician and street fighter than mitt. mitt always seems to look like a kid who just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar whereas obama can probably lie as well as slick willy. in a fair fight i'm sure barrack would make mincemeat out of mitt but it might not be a fair fight. barrack was able to outwit and outflank hillary so outwitting mitt should be a piece of cake for barrack.
barrack hasn't made a trip to israel and has been openly critical of the expansion of the westbank settlements while on the other hand mitt has been kissing israel's arse like there's no tomorrow. my best friend is a very ardent anti-semite who continually tells me that "the tribe" controls washington as well and most commerce on the planet.
i've told him that if mitt wins the election then i might start listening to him about israel controlling washington.
so that's my theory. it's not really a contest between mitt and barrack but a test of israel's power over washington. if mitt wins, then the jews really do pull the strings in washington. i might be nuts but that's how i see the whole fucking thing playing out.
here's a preview of what's going to happen:
i love you sons of bitches.
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How does believing Jews control everything make one an anti-Semite?
fuck me, you're right!
he loves jews.
See?
:-)
Fuck American folitics. And fuck everything else including the Jews and those motherfuckers and cocksuckers they have a problem with.
And fuck Romney, Obama is a fucking idiot also, but at lease I'd go camping or boating with that nigger.
Um, that mutt...
ALTF.... You fool, my sperm hasn't got to make healthy kids, it just has to get out of me, I could care less about knocking some broad up.
Dear Most Horrible Human Being,
Could you explain this whole "spirit" thing to me one more time? Once in awhile I need a little refresher course.
The problem with your theory is that most American Jews vote Democrat. Obama isn't against Israel and his opposition to West Bank settlements is long-standing US policy. He got most of the Jewish vote last time and will do so again. This election will be decided by white swing voters worried about theit economic situation.
Could you explain this whole "spirit" thing to me one more time? Once in awhile I need a little refresher course.
It's spirit, not jesus fucking christ. For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
Why should a spirit have to fucking love all of humanity? That's some make believe shit in some fucking bibles.
Helen and others here think I'm a wonderful human being and I don't give a shit what Leslie thinks of me.
Obama will get a second term, I'm pretty sure of that, and if he doesn't America is really fucked. I don't see any point in getting all worked up about the politics in this country, there's nothing anyone can do to fix this clusterfuck.
Go boating or something.
I've been through enough presidents to know that it doesn't matter who the president is, my life has always rumbled along pretty much on an even keel. But I'm still voting for the nigger again, I just don't trust that other asshole.
If Romney becomes president I think it will put some more hurt on the working class, but I'm not one of them so fuck it.
And if I had to go back to work I'd start my own business, I'm torn between becoming an assassin or an arsonist, both pay well.
he loves jews.
He loves politics and running this country, it's just to get votes.
Anyone thinking being president of this fucked up country is wonderful has to be retarded, but the fucking retirement package is great.
You don't have to love all of humanity, but what delight do you get in using intentionally hurtful words? And don't tell me "it's just a word". They"re all "just words", but that word has a very nasty history and you're just pushing buttons because you're attention-starved and dense. "Spirit" my ass.
Fuck you, you say plenty to others also, go look in a mirror before ragging on me.
And try to stick to the subject at hand, fucked up politics.
Frankly, I think it's time to put some tits in the white house so the country can be disappointed in a woman for a while.
Oh, yeah, I tend to forget that it's not nice to use the word nigger unless you are a nigger because they think it's only okay for them to call each other that.
I suppose if a woman of Italian decent ran for president someone would get upset at me for calling her a wop. And she'd rant, "That motherfucking honky has a lot of nerve calling me a wop."
I have no problem looking in the mirror, now tell me a word I use of equal significance. I'll rag on you as long as you're begging for it.
You thinking "mutt" is a substitute for "nigger" is equally offensive, you backwoods d-bag. Die already.
Die already.
I was here before you, get the fuck off my planet. If I gave a fuck I’d give it to you.
I’m sorry, did I fail to mention that I don’t give a shit what Leslie thinks of me, or that she doesn’t understand me and my views. If so please forgive my oversight.
Who the fuck does she think she is now, Ms. Liberty? Hell, she should run for president, then she could really help fuck this country up more.
Need I point out that Obama also called himself a mutt?
Wops weren't enslaved for hundreds of years and then systematically repressed for another hundred years, all with the blessing and encouragement of our government.
Black folks that use the word nigger dissapoint me, but since I haven't walked in their shoes I let it slide. White folks that use the word out of prejudice, or simply for shock value, should be castigated.
It's not the end of the world if you're racist. But it does more or less shutdown any reasonable conversation.
Besides, we're supposed to be talking about the heebs.
I don't use it out of prejudice, I don't have an issue with them, I was a slave in past lives, I just think it's cool to get things stirred up at times.
What in the hell are the heebs?
You know... da jooos.
The jews? Fuck the jews, I'd rather hang out with niggers. Of course I associate jews with a religion I don't like.
I'm not running for sainthood or political office so I have no need to be nice or politically correct, they're a bunch of fucking fakes anyway.
Jews don't control everything, no one controls everything and there's a lot of infighting and back stabbing at the top amongst the powers that are trying to control everything.
And there's so many mirrors and smoke screens it's hard to pinpoint who the top dogs are, but I bet they care less about niggers and jews, let alone the rest of us.
And there you have it, Pilgrim.
My problem is how and where to install a push button starter switch on the back of the boat, I'll take a nap and think about it.
gb - i'm talking the rich jews not the drones. the big money from the wealthy jews has swung to romney from obama. the poor foolish jews might well vote for obama but they're not the ones i'm talking about.
thims - does the theory hold water or is romney capable of winning without divine intervention?
bill - put it on the outer hull about 8 inches below the water line.
In this country Leslie could win office with enough polished bullshit, and by supporting all religions and other bullshit.
Install a push button starter switch on the back of your brain while you're at it.
At least I have a brain to install it on.
She sucks my cock in a parallel dimension.
Blazing Saddles, the uncut version.
I'm of the opinion that most everything happens without divine intervention. To quote Byrne, "He only takes what He can use."
Jews are well represented in the halls of power. But another of my favorite quotes is from John Bigbooty: "I am sure that in the miserable annals of the earth you will be duly enshrined."
Romney is a complete chump and Ryan needs to put away the action figures and smell the bananas policies. If they win it will be intervention of a non-divine nature.
Bah. Banana republic policies.
If they win it will be intervention of a non-divine nature.
All politics are non-divine, they just cater to all that shit to get the votes.
We live in a country of fucking brainwashed religious idiots, you have to cater to them to become president.
I have no interest in being the president of this fucked up country. Wise people do not get into politics.
But if Ms. Liberty runs I'll vote for her, you have my word on that.
I'll even vote for her as a write in if she'll provide us with a proper name to put in the ballot.
Wise people also do not use the word "nigger", marry numerous times, pay for sex from 10 dollar hookers, or let all their teeth rot.
PS, your state is on fire. You know, the state where nothing bad ever happens...?
Meanwhile, it's a lovely morning in New Orleans. Clear skies and a warm breeze coming off the river, carrying the smell of chicory and beignets into my garden.
BBC admitted,
".....I was a slave in past lives,....."
I was a slave master! Coincidence?
"....I could care less about knocking some broad up....."
Don't you mean 'couldn't care less'?
Leslie sighed,
"....a warm breeze coming off the river, carrying the smell of chicory and beignets into my garden....."
AND the smell of urine! Remember, by the time the river gets to your location it has traversed the excretory systems of at least 7 people.
Downwind of Café du Monde are we?
Stalker!
Damn. Very first hit on your boyfriend, Mr. Google. I hate you with a passion.
Mr. Google treats me like a lady.
What can I say?
Or do?
His love is unquestioning and unconditional. His loyalty; unswerving and complete. And all I have to do is relinquish any expectations of privacy.
Fair enough, I reckon.
aquarians - i was worried you'd be intimidated by the depth and insight of my election thesis and it looks like i was right. i usually am.
These women are insane, yes, there is a fire in my state, and in a couple of years things will grow back without millions of dollars of government help. And most of the homes will be rebuilt because they have insurance.
I was a slave master! Coincidence?
Only until I became the slave master and you had to suck my dick on demand. But in truth I prefer that it be volunteer.
i don't know the mormon position on pot.
They like to smoke it, they don't like to admit it.
I'm going boating tomorrow.
Wise people also do not use the word "nigger",
What in the hell would you know about the words wise people use? You think that you are so fucking intelligent that you are above them.
As if intelligence has something to do with wisdom.
Or common sense.
Let me see if I have this straight.
YAY empire builders of Washington State and their homeowner's insurance, but BOO the dirt poor people of Louisiana who couldn't afford the required three (that's right, THREE) policies it takes here to be fully covered? And covered from what? The failure of the very corrupt Army Corps of Engineers' flawed and delapidated levee system that caused the citywide floodng. You do know that's why the city flooded, right? If not, do your research. And research the MRGO while you're at it. Especially if your response is going to be something inane about sea level. (See: Amsterdam. London. Etc. And btw, half of New Orleans is at or above sea level).
So these poor people don't deserve any sort of compensation or government handouts, yet you do because you signed up for a short non-combat stint in the Navy? (Had you been drafted into the military I would agree).
All of your opinions are peppered with classism and bigotry, yet you insist it's me who thinks I'm above.......some ill-defined "them"?
The one interesting thing about you is that you've no clue what a complete fucking moron you are.
Ron Paul is the only one that's any good.
Obama was terrible beyond my wildest dreams.
Romney will suck, but not as bad as Obama, I hope.
I like the jews and especially the http://jpfo.org/ just not their war thirsty leader Netanyahu.
Leslie, fuck you and the idiots in Louisiana, you pay to keep saving their stupid asses, and stop expecting the rest of us to help all the time, we have our own problems.
Lets all save New Orleans stupid ass one more time so they can keep partying, or lets just let that shit hole sink into the ocean and be done with the crime ridden piece of shit.
But if you want to help their economy there's plenty of hookers willing to work for an honest buck so they can return it to the economy, or drugs.
I pretty much agree with texlahoma on this one. Ron Paul was a better choice than Romney.
Obama sucks. I don't believe that he supports Israel. Not visiting is more to avoid getting into trouble with his Jewish followers than it is about international concerns.
His push about Mitt's money is ridiculous as he jet sets around himself like there is no tomorrow and wastes money obscenely. He's a rich #@&&% too.
We don't really have a choice in this election that is worth a damn.
Its a sad situation.
As usual, you spew more hate and bullshit rather than directly respond with anything of substance.
Keep advertising your ignorance, old man.
Not my problem if you hate the truth.
Why isn't the government pumping more money into New Orleans? Because the government is fucking getting tired of spending so much money on New Orleans when others need help also.
So it only gets enough to get some votes from those idiots.
The government is pumping shitloads of money into New Orleans. Read something besides Dilbert and the instruction manual for your pocket pussy.
Not my problem if there is so many worthless unemployed bottom feeders there, maybe they should get out of their drugs and wine bottles and go somewhere else and find gainful employment.
The government is pumping shitloads of money into New Orleans.
I'm sure it'll look lots better in about six weeks and you'll quit fucking asking for more.
Go eat some more of your fucking prawns.
The government is pumping shitloads of money into New Orleans.
I've never accused my government of being very wise, but it's good at buying votes.
Better my pocket pussy than a New Orleans hooker.
The safest way to fuck a New Orleans hooker, or half the other women in that town, is between the tits.
Never paid much attention to it before but I just noticed that I have hairy tits, boy, I'd make a gross woman.
This whole election is nuts. I think the US would have better luck electing a monkey as president. The whole system is so divisive and dysfunctional right now that we should just start over. Take care BP.
BBC~ you'd make a gross man.
The same can be said for you, you know...get out of your wine bottle and go find some gainful employment. Cracker Barrel is always hiring.
silly - i think the most telling fact about obumble's administration is the gap between rich and poor has increased under his watch. he's a lot like slick willy, pretends to be a friend of the poor but is more at home smoking a cigar with the captains of industry than playing crazy eights with a chamber maid.
Leslie, fuck you, why can't you get it in your thick fucking head that I'm retired and don't need to work?
You fucking go to work at Cracker Barrel if you want more money.
Like I would work at Cracker Barrel when I can make 20 bucks an hour fucking around on my own, but I prefer to help my friends for free, or a few free meals.
I wonder if Leslie has any friends, she seems to be on the internut 24/7.
I was caling you a Cracker, dumbass.
At The Saints game, actually. My phone sends me email cracker alerts.
What an idiot....
Cracker: A poor White person in the southern United States.
I don't fucking live in the welfare states.
I'm guessing that we help pay for her high speed internut service.
When you google for information you lack, try reading beyond the first hit.
You don't pay for anything I have. But I pay for your gub'ment cheese, Old Navy.
Fucking idiot.. I don't get any government cheese, I have a block of cheese here I haven't even opened yet.
Fuck, I still have part of a cube of butter Thim's gave me when he was here, if he ever gets back this way I'm going to put it on his fucking fish I stole from the king for him.
And if he comes with his cute cocksucker and house apes I think I'll have enough for them also.
Scott's son, a waste of sperm cells, fell off of a horse at the fairgrounds today and busted his wrist all up. Hahahahaha
Fucking horses, should just eat them.
Actually the government food programs don't give out cheese anymore, they've switched to other lobbies.
If you go into a food bank here you are not going to get a damn thing provided by the government, guess they are busy providing to places like New Orleans and New Jersey.
Welfare recipients by state:
Louisiana 56,157
New Jersey 101,854
Washington 140,721
EFAP food banks by state:
Louisiana 3
New Jersey 4
Washington 7
Tragically stupid, gum-flapping old men by state:
Washington 1
People with cooties, by State?
C.P.
It has come to the attention of yours truly that one, or more, of us has been afflicted with cooties. Now I for one, already harbouring an alphabets worth of Hep infections, can ill-afford contact with such a calamitous scourge.
I will, by necessity , have to append
"C.P."
to all my comments, henceforth.
In grade 5, inscribing 'CP' (Cootie Proof) with ink on my palm, I could effectively protect myself from boy cooties. Often having to add the letter "S" - "Cootie Proof Special" to ward off some of the most affected with social stigma.
Now that I am grown up, chronologically at least, CP now represents the phrase "Cootie Prophylaxis". Hopefully, I need not have to append the "S".
C.P.
Hornady is making zombie bullets and they’re selling good, rolls eyes, but hey, I think autistic people would make good zombie targets, it’d save the taxpayers some money.
Does tourettes get special dispensation over autism? Or can we shoot you too?
wow, there sure are a lot of deadbeats in washington!
Leslie is so full of shit, but here are a lot of deadbeats in Washington, just like any other place, so fuck them, I got tired of feeding them.
Does tourettes get special dispensation over autism? Or can we shoot you too?
Oh sure, you can shoot me, as if it will do you any good to shoot part of an omnipresent spirit that is tied in with nature.
Verify those statistics yourself, you fucking asshole. Then get your facts straight.
Yes! Shoot him!
Fuck you bitch, I'll die when I die, get the fuck over it.
It's a shame you don't have a bigger vocabulary.
I don't need your fucking vocabulary, I don't carry a fucking dictionary around with me and neither do 90 percent of the rest of the population that gets by just fine just fine on less than five hundred words.
Fuck, wordsmiths really fucking irritate me.
A cocksucker is a cocksucker and a cigar is a cigar.
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