big news out of canada!
the party quebecois won a minority government in the quebec provincial election yesterday. the party quebecois has been a separatist party with one of their main goals being the separation of quebec from canada. they don't like anglos and are quite militant about maintaining the french culture. there are laws restricting the use of english in quebec, or chinese for that matter.
last night a looney anglo man ATTEMPTED TO ASSASSINATE THE FUTURE PARTY QUEBECOIS PREMIER OF QUEBEC.
that's right, canada has joined the 21st century with a crazy man running amok armed with a rifle and a handgun. he was wearing a bathrobe and a balaclava when he did the dirty deed. you would think a crazy man walking around in a bathrobe and balaclava carrying a rifle would have attracted a bit of attention.
i doubt if quebec will ever leave canada. they receive over OVER 7 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR in equalization payments from ottawa. we anglos like the french about as much as they like us, not very much.
i love you sons of bitches.
48 comments:
Well, the bathrobe proves the guy was a kook, so they can't say it was an anglo conspiracy. Isn't most of Canada bilingual? These Frenchies will never be satisfied.
I'm afraid you must be mistaken.
Canada has strict gun laws (unlike us hicks south of the border). So this is clearly some kind of fiction or hallucination because strict gun laws prevent such things from happening.
gb - vancouver has about 100x more chinese speaking residents than french speaking residents and the east indian population is catching up fast. i admire the way french canadians protect their culture.
thims - he must have bought his gun on the internet. my buddy is taking a firearms course so he can get a license to buy an assault rifle. he's leaning towards an m16. he's 58 years old, overweight and bald.
Fat people can own guns-- it's in all the home owner association bylaws. However, scrawny people can only own blowguns. "I'm not anti-gun-- I'm pro-knife" --Molly Ivins.
The planet is getting more insane, be careful out there, and if you need protection call me, I'll bring my new 50 caliber Hawken.
Only been in Quebec once, beautiful country and I got along with the folks just fine but I didn't deal with any officials, snuck my load in at night and snuck out the next night.
Must be about 40 tomatoes on my plant but the leaves are dying. Oh well, it's just a fucking tomato plant.
Earl gave me a piece of thick walled stainless pipe, think I'll make a hand cannon with it, fire it with a percussion cap.
that's standard dress fare in Texas...welcome to the world of nuts.
"you would think a crazy man walking around in a bathrobe and balaclava carrying a rifle would have attracted a bit of attention."
LMAO!
Great freakin security.
bill - i have about 30 good tomatoes and a shit load of little things that are never going to ripen before the blight sets in. i've eaten a few and they taste excellent.
bob - i'm not anti-knife, i'm pro pitbull.
yellowdog - 3 - 0 giants. big goal line stand by the boys but tony looks shaky.
tex - the shooter looked like doc holliday in the rockford episode where jim goes undercover in the nuthouse.
Well hell, I thought Canada was too polite and smart to go copying us gun happy 'Merkins!
I have no idea what the blight is but I guess my plant has it.
Shaw Kenawe, if us gun happy Merkins hadn't come up with guns the injuns would still own this place, and Canada also.
I wonder who will own all this shit next, or if anyone will even want it after we're done trashing it.
Where is Leslie? Well, I guess she is out feeding stupid fucks, being god and all that shit, been there, done that, fuck it.
Spackled a wall where I removed a shelf and now I'm getting a pedicure. Anything else you want to know? If contributing hot meals to a shelter makes me God, you are even more of a turd than I suspected. The morning after the hurricane, a neighbor I don't even know came by with a chainsaw and asked me if I needed any downed trees cut, and my B&B neighbors brought me a bag of ice and a cold Mimosa. It's called paying it forward. We all gotta live together down here. A nasty fuck like you wouldn't last a second.
leslie - bill would probably like to know how much the pedicure cost you.
i'm a little curious too.
$20 with a $10 tip. Hot stone foot massage included.
Bargain, innit?
I know he'll tell me he could eat for a month on that, but 1) what does his foul little hypocrite existence have to do with my life and 2) who gives a shit and 3) he's just jealous because he has Syphilis toenails and they don't look any prettier painted.
I guess someone has to help save stupid shits if they want stupid shits around them that will stab them in the back when they can. The stupid shits next door are moving, I’m pleased.
Leslie don’t like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches with pedicures waiting for me to give a fuck.
Paying it forward only works when you help folks that will do that in return, doesn't work with the bottom feeders, fuck them.
Billy, I can get you a great deal on black powder, just 15 bucks a pound.
BBC ~ I have news for you. You are a bottomfeeder. An atheist munching free church dinners and camping in WalMart's parking lot..? Spending your Social Security checks on beer and ammo and hookers while the government pays your dental bills...?
Americans are 'Merkins indeed!
Leslie said,
"......he's just jealous because he has Syphilis toenails and they don't look any prettier painted......"
The Tutor had a Spirochaete set when he was a child. He said he would spend hours playing with this geometric drawing toy. He never painted his toenails though.
Ya? Did he pick his toes in Poughkeepsie?
popeyes
Need protection?
Have gun Will travel
wire Palladin, San Francisco
(it's a blow "gun")
Leslie called me a fucking atheist, what a stupid bitch, I'm spirit, but that has nothing to do with any fucked up religions.
I had a most wonderful day but I wasn't saving stupid shit bottom feeders and painting my toenails.
Fuck you, Leslie, I paid taxes for many years before getting a little help with my teeth, so yeah, fuck you.
Fucking bitch....
She'll never meet any of us, said so herself, not that any of us would want to meet her.
leslie - a 50% tip, tres generous.
bill - is the black powder for blowing stuff up?
no thanks, i quit drinking.
aquarians - i just received a disc of wedding pictures. you wouldn's believe how many pictures there were of painted toenails! your tutor should get with it.
harry - richard boone?
bill - i don't get this spirit stuff. did you get inspired whilst shit faced drunk in the wilderness?
bill - i don't get this spirit stuff. did you get inspired whilst shit faced drunk in the wilderness?
Na, women started me down that path, if you look into the history of all this religious shit you'll discover that women are often the cause of it.
Fucking women are a curse on this planet, generally speaking, the only decent ones I know don't believe in any fucking god.
I wouldn't mind trying drug induced sex someday, has anyone here had any experience with that?
With a fucking woman they could get along with that is.
Well welcome to the 21st century. I hope it treats you well. It sure has done wonders for the US of A. Have a good one, BP.
Why don't you ask Uncle Sam for some Viagra? Not like your teeth are costing him much these days.
Billy P gets all kinds of free medical care, get on his ass bitch. I don't need Viagra, I don't need a fucking woman anymore.
LESLIE.
If you New Jersey and Louisiana cocksuckers are so self supporting stop asking the government to help you every time you turn around.
They've been fighting over that shit for a long time.... BATTLE OF LAKE GEORGE.
He's Canadian and apparently a civilized human being. I don't care what he gets for free.
You might not need women, but you sure need something. I bet you'd hump his garden gnome, given the chance.
bill - i don't get free health care. there are user fees and british columbia charges a monthly premium. as they say, there's no free lunch. plus i pay a shit load of tax.
I like BBC's cartoon of Leslie.
Does that make me a bad person?
No, you were already a bad person.
Fine then. Does it make me an even worse person?
I mean, he got the hair right! Innit?
I drowned my government in the bathtub.
Hey, it was an accident, get off my fuccen back.
It wuz a good day, I shot at shit, and hit some of it.
Gotta hold that 50 caliber Hawkens tighter to my shoulder though, it's a bit sore, it's got a decent kick even with a target load. Load it for bear and I'd damn sure better not have it loose on my shoulder.
aquarians - is justin trudeau a future prime minister in waiting?
bill - i bought a new bike today but i'm too lazy to post the details. let's just say it's a used bike and there were surprises.
Did the chain break? I hate it when I'm on a power stroke and the chain breaks and I bust my balls on the seat.
bill - i don't get free health care. there are user fees and british columbia charges a monthly premium. as they say, there's no free lunch. plus i pay a shit load of tax.
This is true, and down here we don't have better health care because our government is always bailing out fucking idiots that live on low lying coastal areas that are always getting destroyed.
We have a lot of fucking coast line in this country and a lot of fucking idiots living on it, ever notice that?
I live on a sort of coast myself, but I'm at 800 feet a mile from the sound. But I may have waterfront property someday.
Nice to see Harry still hanging around, he has pretty hard days sometimes these days.
Great guy though...
Mr. Cook,
Suggest you might want to try some drug " enhanced" sex before proceeding to drug " INDUCED " sex.
Weed rather than LSD, easy on the PBR.
Ask your friendly local sex professional.
Remember, baby steps!
"Wrap that rascal up"!
Thank you Willie, it's nice to be able to squeeze the huskings just a little bit harder.
Everyone has their own bad days/ nights, aye?
pilgrim-
Yes, Hec yes.
I don't get all googlyeyed about actor(ress(s), but he was a genuine piece of work.
He could bitch slap that pretty boy fagoath Clint Eastwood and make him like it!
" Popeye" Doyle (still) wants to know, " ...do ya pick yer toes in Poughkeepsie" ?
i think mr cook should try smoking a little pot to increase his sensuality and bring out his true spirit. i don't think men with a real spirit bond to nature enjoy blowing stuff up and shooting the shit out of stuff.
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