i watched the first 2 episodes on disc one and all was well with the world. when the episode 2 was over i grabbed disc number 2 and put it into the dvd player but nothing happened so i decided to eject the disc and take a look at it. the disc would not eject so i decided to turn the player off and on to see what would happen. the feckin player would not turn off! i tried using the remote and pushing the button on the player but it would not turn off or open the tray. the machine had seized up!
this really bugged me because i was well medicated from some excellent fish and wasn't up to the challenge of figuring out what was going on. i decided to pull the plug and really teach the fecker who was the boss but there were a million wires behind the entertainment center. if i pulled the wrong wire i might lose a bunch of settings or have to reset a clock so woe was fecking me!
after a few minutes i figured it out and pulled the plug. the machine went dead so i was happy. i turned it back on and was able to eject the disc. i decided to give it another try and lucky me, it worked.
the lovely mrs myshkin was not impressed when she heard me yelling, "those motherfucking nine irons! those motherfucking nine irons"
does anyone know what i meant by saying "those motherfucking nine irons?"
i love you sons of bitches
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does anyone know what i meant by saying "those motherfucking nine irons?"
I've only watched Deadwood once so, no, I don't know what you mean.
Motherfucking rain....
I contend that the world doesn't end when you are dead, that you just go to a different level being as this one is pretty much fucked up anyway.
Hopefully going to the next level will be during sex, or at least having your dick sucked on by an angle of death as she sucks the last breaths out of you.
Before she eats that fucking bacon you cooked for her, those bitches love bacon.
According to my mother she wanted to die while being fucked, so there you go, why make this shit so difficult?
it's pissing down rain here. luckily i got a good long bike ride in this morning.
nine irons isn't connected to deadwood.
It was decent here this morning also, just went to hell later.
So what is nine irons connected to?
I pack a seven iron in the truck in case I need to beat the shit out of some deserving asshole, but I don't know the difference between a seven and a nine iron.
I remember the good old days when I would beat the shit out of a deserving asshole with my fists instead of a seven iron.
Sigh...
I miss the good old days.
Well, not that much, it was pretty fucking hard on my fists.
The only man that ever whipped me was my dad, maybe I should have taken that motherfucker on to see who was the best man, at least in a fight.
Na, that fucking monkey was like a rock, he would have whipped my ass.
Are you a golfer? I've known DVD players to get in a huff if they don't what you've put inside them. They're like female gorillas in that respect.
"Nine irons" is a racial slur for Japanese, or "Japs" in BBC-speak.
Is there a prize involved?
Still trying to figure out the nine iron thing. Na, got nuttin.
Racial slur for Japanese, never heard that one before, just learned something here.
But why are they called nine irons?
Take your pick....because, in the minds of those who use such derogatory language, they are flat-faced and look like they've been hit with one or because their eyes are slanted like the shape of one.
He's cursing his DVD player.
And I fully expect you to absorb this into your vocabulary, right after you finish using this comment thread to work out your mommy and daddy issues.
Well, there's japs, chinks, and injuns in my family tree, my white trash ancestors would screw anyone.
Sounds like all that is more a part of her vocabulary than it is mine. The bitch should accuse Billy P of it, not me, I didn't start this shit.
The bitch thinks she's an expert on me and will just continue to babble on. I don't have any issues with my parents, they're fucking dead.
Time to go steamroll this day out, I'll be back this evening. Meanwhile someone will cook that bitch some bacon.
Fucking wind...
bill - it seems leslie is one step ahead of you again.
i worked with a man who called chinese nine irons based on the belief that their foreheads sloped like a nine iron. i was cursing the chinese for sending me a faulty disc.
i think the aquarian's tutor was a nine iron.
I got to thinking, I do that at times, that you may have meant the chinks and not the japs.
I don't know where Leslie got the idea that it was japs that are called that but there's no point in arguing with that know it all bitch, it gets to the point to where you can't decide who the fucking idiot is.
It's you.
Fuck you, really, fuck you.
Literally, fuck yourself Ms. Einstein, no one else wants to. When you open your mouth dicks go soft.
You are incredibly stupid.
Only according to you, but I can rebuild an automatic transmission. Shut the fuck up and go see if you can make a cake from scratch like I can.
Or sew something, do you even know how to use a sewing machine?
Can I send you a protractor? It might come in handy if you run into one of those death angles.
You stupid broad, I have a really nice set of fancy protractors and compasses. I used one today to make a special funnel for putting black powder in my powder horn.
Would someone please cook that bitch some bacon?
You needed tools to make a goddamn funnel?!
Dying laughing.
K.
Night night.
I'd like to see her make a goddamn funnel without tools. I'd also like to see her make a dress without a sewing machine, that just happens to be another tool.
I'll bet she doesn't even sew on buttons that came loose, goes to some fucking quirky shop for a new blouse made by a stupid chink in china with a fucking sewing machine.
Trying to recall where she is from, I think it was a seven iron country. Whateverthefuck.
I'm from Salem, Massachusetts. I grew up in Thailand. I can sew, I studied costume design at Parsons School of Design. I can even make patterns. I don't eat bacon and I don't eat gluten. Gluten free cakes taste like concrete, therefore I don't bake a lot of them.
Anything else, asshole?
Anything else, asshole?
No, I simply don't give a fuck about you and wish you would go away, after you make me some patterns for mountain man clothes of the 1830's era, they want ten bucks each for those fucking patterns.
Glad all is well because a man has to have his Deadwood discs. Those cock suckers really knew what they were doing when they made that show. Have a good one, BP.
I studied costume design at Parsons School of Design.
Jeez, now I'm really fucking impressed.
I only studied tits at a local bar.
Well if you'd studied what they were attached to perhaps you wouldn't find yourself empty-handed in your twilight years.
"Abliss"...???? "ABLISS"...???!!!!
The word is "ABYSS" you fucking halfwit!
The word is "ABYSS" you fucking halfwit!
I'll spell it the way I fucking want, you fucking halfwit !!
No one wants to go to an abyss, you fucking halfwit.
You are possibly the dumbest person ever. If you'd shut up, it would be ok, but you insist on advertising it everywhere.
Abyss: A bottomless gulf or pit; any unfathomable (or apparently unfathomable) cavity or chasm or void extending below (often used figuratively)
Also a way to describe Leslie in one word.
Abliss: A fun and beautiful place full of sensual pleasures.
Not that the fucking halfwit can grasp that.
Ah, the sun is out, and I'm going out also.....
You make your stupidity even more evident by attempting to cover it.
Yup, she’s a bottomless unfathomable pit of babbling bullshit. Would someone cook that bitch some bacon?
You stupid broad, it was never my intention to use the word Abyss, that's your homeland.
thanks mr shife, i'll be getting some excellent business advice from e.b. this evening.
I had a good time with some crazy Canadian chicks this afternoon, I'll give you some good advice based on what they said, stock up on explosives.
That's damn good business advice, they may triple in value in just a few years.
The one sitting next to me was a cute cocksucking accounting chick, I think you can take her advice to heart.
I have a date with the vice president of the local chapter of the Cocksuckers Guild this evening.
I'll catch up with you on the flip flop.
Mass shooting in Wisconsin, it gets more crazy south of the boarder everyday.
Especially if the boarder lives in the abliss, waiting for the death angles.
Why don't the babbling idiot shut up?
But she has a point, I wouldn't mind one showing up when I need her.
Hey doofus, it's not angles, it's angels.
yeah, one of your loonies shot one of our border guards then shot himself.
At least he saved you the expense of prosecuting him.
And he did a better job of killing himself than he did her, last I heard she should recover okay.
I've never been shot but I'm sure it's not a lot of fun, I damn sure didn't enjoy the fights I was in when young, it doesn't matter if you're winning, you're still taking a beating.
My loonies did not shoot anyone, they are tucked away in my desk drawer, the fucking bank won't exchange Canadian coins for me.
They'll still be there when I die if I don't go back to Canada to party with crazy fucking Canadian chicks.
Oh really? It's "angels"?
Jesus I'm stupid!
Next you'll tell me it's "border"!
Jesus I'm stupid!
That's okay, so was Jesus.
If you were any less thick you wouldn't be nearly as much fun!
Fuck you, you're no fun at all while others enjoy me.
And I'm not on the internut to be funny, you want funny go somewhere else.
Wanna screw?
I understand you are not intentionally funny.
I understand you are not intentionally funny.
Good, get the fuck over it.
Get the fuck over what?
I nailed comment #69.
Get the fuck over what?
Yourself, you mean nothing to me.
That's nice. It matches your IQ.
That's nice. It matches your IQ.
It matches my attitude about you stupid broads.
Answer the question, you wanna screw?
Fuck it, I'm turning in....
Boy Pilgrim... you sure do get a lot of comments.
I'll have to admit, I didn't know.
I just call them "Those people that we borrowed a bunch of money from, to pay for wars that nobody wanted".
Boy Pilgrim... you sure do get a lot of comments.
It's a good thing he hasn't got more women like Leslie drooling in here.
I try to stick to the subject but if she's going to take shots at me I'm shooting back.
thims - comments r us.
tex - feel free to start using nine iron, it rolls off the tongue quite nicely.
bill - yes you stick to the topic, as long as it's sex.
Oh, was the subject Daddy beating on BBC and Mommy being inappropriate with her dimwit son?
Sorry, my bad!
BBC~shoot back when you learn how to spell.
I’z took myz ballets to the korthouse today, all seven of dem, I stink I’ll ware my four inch heals tomorry.
Laurel Ann sweetly informs me when I screw up words, but Laurel Ann is a sweetie pie and Leslie is a fucking BITCH.
Angle, angel, ballot, ballet, bare, bear.
English is a fucking piece of shit!!!
If she is so fucking good with it she should be teaching it in grade schools instead of ragging on people on the internet.
Bet the bitch can't rebuild an automatic transmission.
Do you want a friend that can help you fix your car, or a friend that will rag on you about spelling and grammar mistakes?
I known how to spell BITCH, and I know how to build a house, but I won't build a house for a fucking BITCH.
I will however use her profile picture for target practice, both hands are pointed at a spot right between her eyes.
Cool! Send me a pic after you blast me in the head! And don't fuck up my lipstick!
Oh, it is so going to fuck up your lipstick.
And your cocksucker.
Would you like me to email you a bigger version? ~ I know you're not a very good shot.
Would you like me to email you a bigger version? ~ I know you're not a very good shot.
Sure, do that.... Make it 14X16 inches, I'm getting used to my new guns and getting better.
I can hit a fifty cent piece at fifty yards with a patch and ball gun she can't even hold up to shoot, the babbling cocksucker.
yeah bill, you and the yellowdog make a nice couple. if only you'd open your comments for her and she'd turn off her comment moderation for you.
sounds like you had a rip-roaring fun ol' time with the dvd player and the disc. no wonder you raised a fuss. I probably would have run over it with my truck if it didn't work a few minutes later.
I like what that Deadwood character said in the video.
He's right. Pain is not only a teacher but it helps realize you are usually stronger. Just gotta have the right mindset.
I'm surprised you didn't beat it with a nine iron. :)
yeah bill, you and the yellowdog make a nice couple. if only you'd open your comments for her and she'd turn off her comment moderation for you.
Only in your delusions. We don't like each other and I'm good with that.
Fuck it, lets make it a hundred comments.
Bingo...
kelly - if you haven't watched deadwood you're missing something truly great. eb farnum might be the best character in the history of television.
bill - you voted for obama right?
yellowdog said she'd blow any man who voted for obama.
Of course I voted for Obama but I'm not into fat blobs blowing me just because I did.
BBC ~ no women like you. That's why you have to pay for sex.
Also, you will die in the next 3 years. I asked a fortune teller in front of the Cabildo.
Hey now!
I voted for Obama too. He's smarter and more experienced. I just hope he can win despite those drawbacks.
Helen likes me, and she's ten times the woman you are, and there are other women here that like me also, they are just not available to me.
We don't know when I'm going to die and I don't give a shit. Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.
I voted for Obama too.
He'll get a second term after the fucking dog and pony show is over. Fucking terms should be for eight years, fuck this constant election process.
Romney raises nearly $112 million in 17 days….. I don’t understand this insanity.
All sex is paid for....
Unless it's rape.
Well, not all sex has a price, some folks just get together and fuck because they want to get together and fuck each other.
Marie and I were together for twelve years because she liked fucking me, or me fucking her, whatever.
I doubt it. She was probably just too lazy to pack.
Gosh, another love letter from the Babbling Cocksuckers Guild.
She wasn't a romantic woman but she did fine me interesting and respected me, and had a love affair with my dick. Nothing wrong with that I guess.
Hey, you finally have a weather system named after you, BBC!
Frankenstorm!
My fucking name is Billy, you fucking babbling cocksucker.
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