it seems our lovely planet is getting a wee bit warmer these days. in fact, you might say it's getting real fecking hot!
the ice caps are ARE FALLING APART FASTER THAN A DODGE MINIVAN! it wasn't that long ago that i thought i would croak before things got real interesting. but with the melting of the ice caps proceeding at a break neck pace, i might live long enough to see the oceans reclaim a huge chunks of land. i was already confident i'd live to see extreme droughts and famine but the speed of the ice caps melting has caught me by surprise, from 2100 to 2050 to 2020.
i worked in the artic in 1975 and my most vivid memory was seeing the frozen arctic for the first time. it wasn't pristine, it was dirty in southern areas. i didn't make it to the inner part of the ice caps where the ice was supposedly clean. it was a dirty world 37 years ago and it's a dirtier world today. of course the oil companies deny this and play upon people's fear of higher energy prices if pollution is taxed. the simpletons buying into this don't seem to realize that their grocery bills are going to go through the roof as the food supply shrinks. i'd rather live in a world with higher energy prices than exorbitant food prices.
so there it is, while most people are focused on unemployment and deficits the earth's air conditioner is on it's last legs. since obama supports initiatives to curb carbon emissions and romney won't address the problem, only saying that jobs are his priority, i smile everytime mitt sticks his foot in his mouth. i do wonder if mitt is a believer in global warming but is being forced to agree with the tea baggers and conspiracy nuts that global warming is a hoax.
i love you sons of bitches
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Always liked a lot of Johnny's music. I'm 800 feet above sea level so I'm good and I don't give a shit about places like New Orleans, or pieces of shit like Leslie.
Interesting that you did this post at this time, I posted tomorrows post this afternoon stating that I also don't give a shit if the waterfront here goes under.
We can't save stupid when they don't have enough goddamn brains to move so fuck them.
OLD BITTER BALLS
i think the food supply is our immediate concern. first we have to feed the fools, then teach them how to swim.
first celine dion, now bieber. we owe the world an apology.
Food isn't one of my problems, I'm surrounded by it. Don't have a problem with Celine Dion, but Bieber is a fucking idiot.
Even the sceptics have stopped denying global warming - what they're saying now is that it isn't caused by human activity. But even if that's true, it's still a good idea to reduce consumption of fossil fuels.
I have a plan for feeding my family and community. It involves composting toilets and child labor.
Stock it with crappy American beer and feral cats and you've just created BBC's utopia.
How may BBCs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One if it's a very big light bulb and there's a desperate hooker or a corpse inside.
And to think I give these away for free...!
Man made global warming is a hoax, but it's okay, I'm wearing a teabag cap and my conspiracy nut tee shirt.
"Man made" is the important part of that statement.
gb - we in the pacific northwest rain forest just had the driest aug-sept on record. global warming has arrived.
thims - good plan. i have a very plump dog.
tex - ruby says humans are root of all evils, including global warming. i'm wearing my green peace cap.
Pilgrim, you aren't gonna eat Ruby are you? That's an awful solution.
Half of the great barrier reef has vanished, as oceans warm fish will become smaller. Our demise will go well with beer (and feral cats to eat) as we watch New Orleans sink.
thims - no, i'm going to use her as bait to attract something bigger to eat. you forget, i'm a master baiter.
bill - considering our masterminds can't figure out how to get the greek finances in order i can't imagine solving the enviromental problems. or maybe it's always darkest before the dawn.
I'm not interested in the darkest, just the entertainment before it.
Pilgrim, you aren't gonna eat Ruby are you? That's an awful solution.
Hell no, you've followed my blog long enough to know that he'll eat a neighbors dog, I'll bet he's on friendly terms with most of them so he can take them out easy.
My neighbors moved and took their dogs with them, the inconsiderate cocksuckers.
My only hope is that the next renters have bigger dogs.
I'll have to admit, Green Peace caps look better than the cap I stapled teabags to, in hindsight, it would have been smarter to take the cap off before stapling the teabags to it.
tex - i wish i could find my bad religion cap. i've probably put in a real secure place. a place so secure i can't find it. kinda like i do with my fish sometime. ;)
And by "fish", you mean...
go to arakis and immerse yourself in melange and the true meaning of fish will flood your consciousness will expand, the fish will become clear. i'm not talking about sandtrout.
Um, trousertrout?
Pretty productive day here, got more done on the camping setup.
hey thims - i had a productive day myself. i'm now the proud owner of some energy c7's and c3's.
i'm basking in jazz bliss at the moment.
High value option, not too expensive but really nice quality. But you've got to have the space.
i'm ready for the upcoming deadwood marathon!
What's the center channel and the sub?
My radio boom box is from the 80's and I'm pretty fucking sure both speakers are the same kind.
My old Grundig beats the shit out of all you hi- tech rednecks.
My old Grundig beats the shit out of all you hi- tech rednecks.
Huge erection, geez, I just got it, Harry sure likes to play with his brain.
Now that I belong to the Peninsula Looong Rifles club I suppose I could crack jokes about my looong rifle, but I won’t, there’s longer rifles there than mine. And some of them are better shooters.
The Kentucky flintlocks are about a foot longer than my Hawken but I have a bigger barrel and bore and spit out bigger wads, hehehehe. Oh hell, I’d better go away, I’m just waiting for daylight so I can get outside and get some work done.
thims - velodyne and paradigm.
hugh - wow, bill just figured it out! i don't think he'll ever come up with one as clever as mr rekshonn.
My mind doesn't generally work that way, to me a dick is just a dick.
pilgrim- yeah, especially for someone so obsessed with the cocck and fwapping!
HAR !
My mind doesn't generally work ANY kind of way.
To me a cigar is just a cigar but a dick is a cocck.
Wait, what?
BBC~ good job, buddy. So happy you're leading us down the path to enlightenment.
If Leslie seeks a different path of enlightenment the babbling cocksucker can go look somewhere else for it. Read a fucking bible or something.
Leslie has a fear that one night in a dark street a sex maniac will jump out and ignore her.
In the bank this afternoon I asked the cute redhead with the nice tits what Canadian money was worth, 96 cents to our buck. Said I would just hang onto my two dollar Loonies then.
"Oh, we don't take coins, it costs too much to ship them." WTF? Victoria is only 18 miles away and they don't weigh your fucking cars when you go on the ferry.
This fucking planet is fucking insane.
Okay, I'll tell you why they don't like coins, those rich fucking bankers that are fucking everyone are flying the money around on airplanes, and when it comes to airplanes weight does make a difference.
I've hauled coins before, out of the mints, for the government, but never for bankers, those fuckers like to do things in high style and are not into chump change anyway.
Fucking bankers...
the canadian canadian $ is now worth more than a yankee $, $1.02.
BBC, do you have 2 toonies or 2 loonies? Either way, you're obviously broke as fuck. I will send you $5 if you promise not to spend it on a pedicure.
Totally agree with you BP. I would rather take a chance cleaning up the environment and being proven wrong by the so-called Republican experts.
the canadian canadian $ is now worth more than a yankee $, $1.02.
Not as of this afternoon, according to the redhead with the nice tits in the bank here.
BBC, do you have 2 toonies or 2 loonies? Either way, you're obviously broke as fuck. I will send you $5 if you promise not to spend it on a pedicure.
I have three loonies left over from when I used to go visit the crazy eyed Cher, and some lessor canuck change.
I'm not broke, you dumb bitch, my income is damn small but I'm damn good managing it and my stash is likely bigger than your checking account.
My income is $973.00 a month and my expenses are about four hundred bucks a month, the rest of it I get to piss away, figure it out.
I'm trying to figure out why I'm spending 42 bucks a month for high speed internut so I can communicate with fucking idiots like you.
I got a woodie, what is IT worth in the REAL world?
anybody ?
You should absolutely stop spending $42 a month on high speed internet! But before you do, email Harry and see if you can trade your 3 loonies for his woodie and take that to the bank.
I figured it out. A spare $573 a month is roughly $19 a day to blow. No wonder you're a miserable POS.
bill - it looks like you're part of mr romney's 47%. i guess that makes you an obama man.
"This erection ain't about Obama, it's about yo Momma".
Thankyou,
Rev Al.
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