here's my review of pulp fiction.
if a movie catches my fancy i usually watch it twice within a week or two. the first time through i just sit back and take it as it comes and occasionally find myself daydreaming or thinking about tomorrow so i miss a lot of the fine details. the second time through i know what to look for in order to fill in the gaps. plus i can check wikipedia to identify all the actors. maybe a 20 year old can grasp everything the first time but it's long since passed me by.
pulp fiction was certainly worth a second viewing and my initial feelings about the movie were certainly confirmed if not magnified. there is way too much bruce willis! he is definitely the weak link in the movie. almost all the other actors had a certain aura about them where i was hanging on every word waiting for the next line. but with willis it was more like, i wish he would shut the fuck up.
the question i ask myself is, did tarantino use willis to make jackson and travolta look even better? if he did, it certainly worked. jules' soliloquy to ringo at the end was highlight of movie in my books. expertly written and expertly delivered. maybe vincent could have been a bit more ruthless with lance.
a few months ago i watched pat garret and billy the kid and found myself comparing it to pulp fiction several times. all in all i would have to rate pat garret and billy the kid as the better movie. the main reason for this is, bruce fucking willis wasn't in it. i think slim pickens dying with knocking on heaven's door as a back drop outshines anything in pulp fiction. i admit to being biased when dylan is involved.
my review of pulp fiction ends with a clip from pat garret and billy the kid. how the fuck did that happen. lack of concentration i suppose.
i love you sons of bitches.
111 comments:
And we just crashed a 53 million dollar drone in Nevada, hell, give me 53 million dollars and you'll never hear from me again.
And some people just don't know how to say I'M SORRY.
I liked PF more. Willis didn't annoy me but Uma did.
Pulp fiction is kind of a strange concept to me, but what the hell, I have enough problems dealing with and understanding reality.
bob - i guess i'm just a sucker for westerns. some of the scenery in pat and billy just seemed to pull me into the movie.
bill - i don't really think about concepts, i just watch it and let the magic happen, or not happen.
I like westerns and all that good guy and bad guy shoot 'em up shit.
Clear out the fucking town and grab all the money and booze and women and head for the hills.
Except of course for when I'm saving the town and the town beauty decides to fuck my brains out. :-)
'Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid' is definitely a superior movie. The characters were behaving naturally, whereas Tarentino makes everyone perform for the gallery. How likely is it that a man would run into a shop owned by a hoodlum with a psycho friend who likes buggering black men? Best part of 'Pulp Fiction' was Travolta and Uma Thurman dancing to the Chuck Berry song. Great song!
We ain't gots no education.
We ain't gots no thoughts at all.
No dark sarcasm in the comments.
Leslie leave them dolts alone.
Hey!
Leslie!
Leave us dolts alone.
All in all you're just a 'nother cunt on the blogs.
All in all your just a 'nother cunt on the blogs.
Happy Day of Infamy!
The local fishwrap has a story today stating that we can't take our pot to Victoria.
Well DUH !!!!
I'm packing a small bag of it but that's just to support the cause, because I fucking can. :-)
You are venturing into the Western end of the Canadas BBC?
Let me know when and by which crossing - I'll inform my contacts at Canadian Border Control.
Best you wear clean underwear.
I wasn't talking to you, go away.
Make me?
Illiterate crunt!
Be nice to me. I can make your life hell BBC.
I can arrange for Leslie to show up at your door - In Real Life!!!!!!!
bill - don't forget the horses and railroads.
gb - i agree on travolta dancing. the $5 milkshake really caught my fancy too.
altf - cunt or dolt, which one is the higher calling?
in leslie's case she's covered her bases by claiming both.
Showing up at my door uninvited is a fine way to get dead.
Decided I can't put the new big cabinet where I was planning on it living..... Sigh. On to plan 37A.
"......Showing up at my door uninvited is a fine way to get dead......"
Oh BBC, you are so naive. Leslie will send in her Ninja's first!
Are you going to spend all day blowing smoke out of your ass?
Mr. pilgrim said,
".......altf - cunt or dolt, which one is the higher calling?......."
Why cunt, of course.
BBC said,
".......Are you(ALT-F) going to spend all day blowing smoke out of your ass?......"
Yes.
Yes I am.
Fuck it, I'm out of here.
*poof*
"......*poof*....."
?
I didn't know you were a poofter?
Sheesh, I guess you're happy about the Same-Sex Marriage thing y'all got going now in Warshington State.
Are you going to get Same-Sex Married like, you know, just 'cause you can'? Like carrying that Gateway Drug around with you?
ALFie -
what's it all about....
when you sort it out ?
ALFie?
i didn't get to where i am today by being a poofer.
i wonder if bill really would shoot leslie if she showed up at his door. i've never seen a picture and but i suspect her dislike of men might have something to do with her inability to attract one. i'm thinking of that rubenesque woman on the old drew carey show. mimi seems like a fitting nickname for bill's foil.
billy the pilgrim said,
".....jules' soliloquy to ringo at the end was highlight of movie in my books......"
It was a 'monologue' not a 'soliloquy', you ignoramus!
And I have never seen the film!
I know it must have been a monologue because one never uses the literary/theatrical device of a soliloquy 'to engage' another character - and this Ringo is involved, yes? The soliloquy is meant for the audience only.
It has to be a monologue.
Leslie Rubenesque?
Ha! Try Botero!
I see y'all miss me. I leave you alone for a few days and you beg for more. Typical.
Pilgrim~ I dislike BBC. I quite like men. It's women I hate. Jesus, is that all ya got? So lame. I don't care what you imagine I look like, I thought I already explained that to you. If you're this upset because I called you an artists' livelihood-destroying bootlegger, I obviously hit the nail on the head. Get it? You called me fat and I don't care...?
In the future, if possible, please be more creative with your insults, as they reek of misogyny. Bitch, cunt, shrew, slut...blah blah blah
As for showing up at BBC's door, rest assured I would never cross his shit moat of a yard to get there.
ALTF~ why don't you show us your tits.
Tits?
or Teats?
mimi - it's your lack of manners and breeding that irritates me. if your overwhelming desire to associate yourself with so called celebrities truly irritated me i'd simply delete your comments but it's my policy to allow creatures such as yourself to make fools of themselves ad infinitum. which you seem to be taking full advantage of.
perhaps the aquarian can give you a few lessons in how to deliver clever and interesting insults.
so fuck you and that imaginary 3 legged dog you rode in on.
Give me lessons, or give you lessons?
Thanks for your continued support. I appreciate the forum.
If you actually meant 'teats', y'all are in for a treat!
I have three!
That's right, a Tri-teated treat indeed!
Two regular ones and a rare third nipple situated off the 'Milk Line' on my left side near my sternum.
It drives the boys wild it does.
3 teats! i knew you were familiar.
t'nuk layor! give my best to chode.
Leslie said,
"......Give me lessons, or give you lessons?......"
No thanks.
I learned my lesson.
Besides, Mother Nature has made certain that I can only give lesions now.
so fuck you and that imaginary 3 legged dog you rode in on
Wait. You're bringing my wee hounds into this? And you question MY breeding?
And which "so-called" celebrities are we talking about? Just so I know.
The friend of Norah Jones? She would thank you for calling her a celebrity. Even a "so-called" one.
billy the pilgrim said,
"......t'nuk layor! give my best to chode......."
I had to research this.
"Tripping The Rift"?
Are you a fucking peri-pubescent 13 year-old boy?
What the fuck?
ALTF~ Duh?
i'd trade all the gold that's buried in this land to be a 13 year old boy again.
where the river is winding.....
I like pulp fiction, the "Say what one more time M.F." scene reminds me of the rough old days. Jackson looks a lot like my old roommate, we didn't shoot anyone, but we did have to "question" a guy as to the whereabouts of a guy that ripped us off.
It was kind of funny, we were through with the guy, we got what we wanted, weren't going to bother him any more. He left town, left his job and everything. Sure we wanted to scare him, but not THAT bad!
I like a good Western every once in a while too.
I would actually love for you to delete me. Better still if you can ban me! Seeing as I have no self-control, I'd consider it a huge favor.
~You know, when you're done shopping for pirated discs on eBay.
".......i'd trade all the gold that's buried in this land to be a 13 year old boy again......."
My tutor says that too. He always adds a proviso though;
"As long as I get to remember everything I know now and my parents understand this - so I can drink and stay up late - you know."
tex - thanks for bringing us back to pulp fiction. jules really did bring out the christian in me and for that i'm thankful. but sheriff baker brought out the humanity in me and for that ruby is thankful.
say hi to bob for me.
When I first saw Pulp Fiction in the theaters it blew me away because I never saw anything like that before. Haven't seen it in a little while so I don't know how it would hold up in my eyes. But you are absolutely correct about that closing scene in Pat Garrett with Dylan signing "Knockin' on Heaven's Door." Amazing. Take care, BP.
Leslie said,
"......I would actually love for you to delete me. Better still if you can ban me! Seeing as I have no self-control, I'd consider it a huge favor(sic)......"
I don't know what you did pilgrim, but not only has the fair Leslie disappeared from here, she's vanished from the entire Internet!
That's some mighty powerful Juju you got goin' there pilgrim.
Perhaps she's 'knockin' on heaven's door' now? There's a rumour about that she has fucked-off, permanently, to the Seychelles.
I reckon BBC will have an extra-happy Christmas this year - something he has not experienced for at least the previous 6 or so. That Leslie's been a bothersome burr up his Night-Soil-generating Sigmoid Colon, for like, ever!
I for one, will miss her gentle besprinkling of lexical bird seed and Faerie dust hither and thither.
And what now should we expect?
ALT-F as she malevolently bungs her vile cacophemistic Avian semen and Tinker Bell dander every which way, bespattering all with its foetid stench.
shife - any movie that gives birth to one of finest songs of the age is tough to beat.
sterc - gosh, i feel worse than those two australian dj's that make the crank call to the royal princess.
bless me father for i have sinned.
"Bird seed and Faerie dust" transubstantiates into, "Avian semen and Tinker Bell dander"?
Funny as all fuck Bilious.
billy pilgrim said,
"......gosh, i feel worse than those two australian dj's that make the crank call to the royal princess......."
What shocked me about that was the incontrovertible revelation that Mr. Bell's invention had finally made its way to Australia - those Antipodeans being who, and what, they are and all.
it seems odd to me that the australians are being blamed for the hospital's lack of staff training and poor assessment of their staff's capabilities.
much like i'm being blamed for the demise of the not so fair leslie.
so it goes.
Even with your well written analysis and comparison of the two movies, I think I would prefer Pulp Fiction over the Billy the Kid movie. I agree about Bruce Willis being the weakest link, but damn, One badly written or badly acted character doesn't dim the multi-dimensional characters and converging plot line of Pulp Fiction.
I can appreciate both movies and the messages they conveyed, but for me, Pulp fiction is the winner of the two.
What's all this fuss about Leslie? Was she a demi-god or some type of royalty. People always come and go.
thanks kelly but my post wasn't really a well written analysis.
one thing pat garret and billy the kid had was great cinematography and visual presentation. the contrast of james coburn immaculately dressed and sitting so erect on his horse compared to the usually sloppy and carefree billy the kid was engrossing in my opinion. i still have the images in my mind of james coburn in his black suit accessorized in silver. and of course the dylan soundtrack was a work of art.
last but not least, slim fuckin pickens.
Wait- someone said well ridden anal cists?
Can I spelle you ax?
Well hell no.
cyssies
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. - Andrew Jackson.
i can't remember seeing any axes in pulp fiction or pat and billy.
Smith & Wesson shares - NASDAQ-SWHC - tanked on Friday, last, losing 10 percent. The stock lost a further 5 percent yesterday.
Now, pray tell, what happened on Friday that would cause the investment community to decide the bottom has now fallen out of the market for handguns?
Did someone leave the North American continent and therefore render unnecessary, for those of us who remain, the need to carry hand guns for defence?
A: They're buying guns not made by Smith & Wesson.
B: Everyone that wants a gun has made their purchases.
C: Busy buying christmas presents.
D: I don't give a shit if they go down or not, I don't own any of their stock.
E: The bottom falling out of the market for handguns is YOUR conclusion, not necessarily the fact of the matter.
The Investment Community
If I was going to invest in the killing trades I guess I'd get stock in ammunition companies. Guns last a while, ammunition is always being used up.
Profit taking by those that were wise and unscrupulous enough to buy in before election season.
"wise and unscrupulous"?
Don't you mean 'scrupulous'?
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: extremely careful
Synonyms: conscientious, conscionable, critical, exact, fastidious, fussy, heedful, honest, honourable, just, meticulous, minute, moral, nice, painstaking, particular, precise, principled, punctilious, punctual, right, rigorous, strict, thinking twice, true, upright
Notes: meticulous first meant 'fearful' or 'timid' and now means 'exact, finicky, or precise'; scrupulous means 'conscientious or principled'
Antonyms: careless, negligent, unscrupulous
The stock dropped 'cause Leslie, the demi-god cunt, has left the continent!
Jeez, you fuckers are thick!
My scruples have kept me out of the weapons game since NROTC kept trying to persuade me to keep the engines running on their subs.
My thesis advisor told me how his roommate created a plastic with the same xray backscatter coefficient as flesh... that way the doc misses some of the shrapnel and you die of infection after having occupied the bed space.
How wise is that?
NROTC?
Do they have traditions like the Royal Navy?
You know, like, "Rum, Bum and the Lash"?
That sort of plastic would work a treat if used to manufacture handguns! I won't have to engage the 'Kevin Kline Flip' each time I traverse a metal detector at the airport!
Now that the 'Infernal One' has left, I no longer need to 'dumb down' my clever missives such that she might understand - I can use my vast knowledge of Canadiana for Omar's delight
In Days of yore,
From NOLA's shore
Les' the dauntless fucker came
And planted firm her cunting dross
On Pilgrim's fair domain.
Here did it rot,
Our sense, our pride
We joined in hate together,
That seedy, sordid, wretch entwined,
The cunt is gone Forever.
bill makes an excellent point on the ammunition investment. but i'd rather have a shoebox full of mercury dimes.
thims - pulp fiction or pat and billy?
aquarians - how did you get so fucking smart?
harry - the bottom falls out one day then it's through the roof the next. they's go up and they's go down but there are only 2 numbers that count, the price you paid and the price you sell at. the rest is fucking noise that culls the herd.
"......aquarians - how did you get so fucking smart?......"
I'm not. It's just you fuckers are so fucking stupid - thimscool excepted.
It's all relative.
On Sunday, last, The Tutor and I were the sole staff in our friend's flower store - the 'friend' was off buying some crack I think. I was serving a customer at the Cash and The Tutor was at the back of the shop blowing his nose. The Tutor blows his nose at a decibel level sufficient to shatter windows and cause widows and orphans to dive for cover - but The Tutor denies it is loud and gets very angry if you even think about suggesting he might be mistaken - no one can talk about it. The customer turned his head in the direction of the cacophony and then back to meet my gaze. I shrugged my dainty shoulders and said, "That's the elephant in the room".
Nyuck or what?
Speaking of Wolfe, one of The Tutors familial ancestors died fighting with the dauntless hero during that historic battle in 1759. My Tutor would also be quick to indicate that he had no familial ancestors who fought for Montcalm (1), AND that his deceased relative was the fourth generation of his family in the New World at the time.
Any of you Caucasoid cunts who cannot trace their lineage in the New World to before 1646 are nowt but swarthy immigrants and should go back from whence you came.
As James Wolfe would say in reference to you lot when he placed your ilk in the front ranks at the Plains, "they are hardy, intrepid, accustomed to a rough country, and no great mischief if they fall."
(1) And his uncle once beat the fuck out of an FLQ terrorist after giving the cunt's girlfriend Chlamydia.
we're all stupider than you and thims??
that would put me in the same group as certain uppity shrew that i would prefer to keep away from.
you and thims might be a match made in heaven. does your tutor do any home schooling?
I've never seen the word cunt so much, sure glad she isn't a neighbor, what a trashy mouth.
Do you mean,
"......(a) certain uppity shrew away from whom I would prefer to keep....." ?
If 'yes', then that is also my answer to your first question. If 'no', well, in future, best you ask BBC to answer any and all questions you would hitherto ask of me. The answers will be the same, but his rendering will better suit your grammar and syntax requirements.
The Tutor, and thank the divine being(s) of your choice, did not and will not, procreate. I am at home and I am schooled - does that count?
well bill, it looks like we're the 2 fucking dumbbells around here.
although i suspect the 2 self proclaimed intellectuals aren't as smart as they think.
"......although i suspect the 2 self proclaimed intellectuals aren't as smart as they think......"
Who ever is?
I suspect I am one of those two. Who's the second? And don't say thimscool, 'cause he has never 'self-proclaimed' his august status. It is I who have thrust it upon him. He is a modest man.
I like Pulp Fiction better... fond memories are associated with its release.
Fond memories of my release, actually.
Oooooops.
Make that, "'has' thrust it upon him" not 'have'.
I should be embarrassed, but curiously, I am not. Perhaps because the Infernal One is gone.
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
She been gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
gone gone gone so long
Gone gone gone, she been gone so long
Hoping that I never gonna see that cunt.
Gone gone gone She's been gone so long so long.
Hoping that I never gonna see that cunt.
Ever since she left us
BBC is all alone
A lucky misunderstanding
We won't get her on the telephone
Hanging out down on Pilgrim's
Living in a different world
Standing around
With the gang on the blogger
Talking about that cunt.
That cunt, she was so vile to me
She`s gone away across the sea
That cunt is just a memory
She been so long hooray
No one is gone, the writing styles are all the same, just different words are used to try to hide the fact and the blathering bitch is still here using up space and sentence structures.
I’m mostly glad she isn’t a neighbor because she’s just disgusting and an uppity bitch. Female neighbors should be nice cocksuckers.
thims - pulp fiction was excellent but what if james coburn and kris kristofferson played jules and vincent?
aquarian - yeah but me and my buddy van are real, real gone.
Is pulp fiction the name of a movie?
Anyway, a young lady has been hovering around Rick a lot, she's decent looking and has a nice ass but nothing to speak of for tits. We can't figure out why she's interested in him being as she's much younger than him.
I was telling Helen about them and that no nonsense country woman said, "You don't need tits to fuck."
I's on a Can Con roll today.
(Kicking the cunt)
(Kicking the cunt)
Late night, boozin' oh I'm out of control
Red lights, cruisin', I got no sense of soul
I knew, you knew, hey we all knew your crime
Blacker, bluer, oh you're back out of line
(Kicking the cunt) takes a little longer
(Kicking the cunt) takes a little time
(Kicking the cunt) takes a little longer
(Kicking the cunt) takes a little time
Sometimes the old times, they won't drag onto new
Bad nights, bad wine oh what you put us through
I wonder why we're still on the case
Help me help us, oh we'll find us a place
(Kicking the cunt) takes a little longer
(Kicking the cunt) takes a little time
(Kicking the cunt) takes a little longer
(Kicking the cunt) takes a little time
Leslie, you pack a lousy punch
Leslie, you make us lose our lunch, oh yeah
(Kicking the cunt)
(Kicking the cunt)
"Kicking" is to be understood as in "Kicking the habit" Though I reckon Mr. BBC would prefer it figuratively.
Does anyone bother to read all her blathering? I damn sure don't.
thimscool said,
"......Fond memories of my release, actually......."
Men are pigs!
Said the sow.
Dearest Mr. BBC,
The young folk comment with:
tl;dnr
"Too Long; Did Not Read"
When confronted with lengthy prose they do not understand.
As witty responses go, it is up there with:
"Whatever"
and
"Oh yeah? Well my dad can beat up your dad."
It is not as good as, "Said the sow" though!
fuck me, how did you know doug bennett was my hero before he met his end at the eldorado motel?
i guess we're just drifting away. (it used to be my theme song)
I like The Slugs.
Perhaps this is why I can better tolerate The BBC dolt than could Leslie.
Mr. Bennett named his daughters: Della, Shea, and Devon.
Devon? For a girl?
'Too Bad' that poor girl has to live 'Day By Day' with that name.
I do envy The BBC Dolt.
I've never encountered an individual who is so blissfully ignorant of his own profoundly deep stupidity.
Ignorance is truly bliss!
Though I must admit, I am beginning to question by belief in Darwinism.
forget darwin, i just picked up 10 cd's from the library. (and i suspect a few of them are keepers!)
good thing the shrew has been vanquished.
My Tutor filled his 4 Gb Sony MP3 player with about 1000 songs he downloaded from the Limewire and Ares Galaxy file-sharing sites.
Granted, The Tutor has each and every one of those songs on vinyl 45 rpm. He couldn't be bothered to buy the equipment needed to get the vinyl to digital.
He's a lazy cunt.
Ah, I guess it is a movie, after I get the new cabinet in here and get the TV and players hooked up I’ll rent it to see what the hoopla is all about.
rent it! don't be crazy. i saw for $1. on ebay with free shipping.
Fuck ebay, I don't want to keep the son of a bitch forever and the local Star Video folks needs to make a living.
it's a great movie. you could watch it once a year for the rest of you life. like me and deadwood.
There's lots of movies I could watch again, but won't.
BBC said,
".....and the local Star Video folks needs to make a living......"
Now that is admirable BBC. I feel the same way about local businesses 'round my place.
Use it or lose it!
So many folks around here go to the new Wal-Mart now that the local down town has a 60% vacancy rate. The place looks like your mind now - all the structures are there, but there is commercial activity any more The Banks, Pawn Shops and Fast Food Outlets are all that is left.
Oh and one of those OATC places that gives out free Methadone to the 10,000 or so local opiate addicts. The population of the entire town is 15,000 by the way.
You can attract her with the rustling of a Doritos bag.
'no' commercial activity
Doritos?
No thanks
They hurt my gums.
Rustle a drink with ice cubes - see what happens.
I'll leave that to someone that would want to drink with you.
Thank you
how in the hell can a video store in the middle of nowhere still be in business?
Fuck, I don't know how they can still be in business but they are, and I have a free movie coming.
I just returned from Rick's, fuck, he just put out over four hundred bucks for two tickets to the Seahawks/49'ers game on the 23rd.
Shit, I wouldn't pay two bucks to watch a bunch of fucking monkeys chasing a fucking pigskin around. I hope he at least gets a blowjob for that second ticket.
what are the odds that it will be a cold rainy day? paying $400 to sit in cold wet weather is a young man's game.
Not my fucking problem, I won't be there, even if it was July.
Actually, there's about forty of them from going over there, many of them older than him. I don't get it, I just report the facts.
Who wants a vasectomy, cheap?
Don't think I need one, my sperm doesn't jump to my chest anymore, it just flows out of the end of my cock and down over my thumb.
that's a good one bill! i'm still laughing.
pikers
thimscool said...
Who wants a vasectomy, cheap?
December 12, 2012 8:29 PM
Now THAT would be a ticket worth $ 400; strangled with dads favorite necktie then castrated with grannies rusty pruning shears.
SRO
I'D LIKE TO SEE THIS HERE.
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