today was my big day, a visit to the doctor to get the results of my bone scan. i received the scan 1 week ago but the young lady who did the scan would not give me the results. i tried to use a little charm but struck out. i tried the old sympathy ploy but she held firm, i had to get the results from my doctor.
i'm happy to say that i no longer have osteopenia, my bones have mended and i can stop taking that feckin fosovance. so i got that going for me too which is real nice. i have 5 fosovance tablets left and was told to take them. that's a five week supply. it's a once a week pill that is a real pain in the neck. the instructions are to take the pill as soon as you wake in the morning, drink a cup of water and not eat anything for 30 - 60 minutes. it's a real pain in the arse when your whole day revolves around having a great big strong cup of coffee as quickly as possible after waking. truth be told, i didn't follow the instructions to the letter. so it goes.
i'm also happy to report that my all time favorite prime minister, jean chretien, is in venazuela for THE FUNERAL OF HUGO CHAVEZ. our current prime minister, did not attend the service. rumor has it that netanyahoo forbade him to attend and our boy stephen has to clear everything he does through israel. there certainly was an interesting cast of characters attending the funeral. i wonder who was in charge of the seating arrangements?
anyone remember the classic speech hugo delivered at the united nations?:
i love you sons of bitches.
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I don't know who started the rumour about Netanyahu, but it sounds like the kind of thing Dr Goebbels used to say about the sneaky Jews controlling everything from behind the scenes. Glad to hear your bones have made a full recovery.
Better to remember:
¿Por qué no te callas?
There is video, I think.
Happy bones!
gb - did i mention a netanyahoo rumor?
aquarian - isn't that what frump said to you?
bob - bones be dense, bones be happy.
billy pilgrim said,
"......aquarian - isn't that what frump said to you?....."
The poor man has not said, or deleted, much of anything for about 24 hours now. I am a little concerned.
I think I may have shamed him a bit too much. Some people are very sensitive you know.
Oh and "i be dense"?
"Buns: The lowest form of wheat" is all I can say of that title.
pilgrim?
What entrancing topics are discussed in those emails you share with the King of Banal?
Do you discuss "fucking bitches"?
Does he ask after me?
Please lie if you have to, my ego is already fragile and I am very distraught over my inability to befriend the Frumpy Professor and the thought that I may have driven him to un-healthful distraction
Of course Frump has disappeared!
One by one The Big Hole Posse have all dropped out. Soon it will be just me and BBC running slow motion thru a field of daisies!
all correspondence to the rosewater foundation is confidential.
i can't understand why frump isn't taking advantage of my offer.
Leslie said,
"......Soon it will be just me and BBC running slow motion thru a field of daisies!......"
Who's chasing whom?
We are running towards each other, arms outstretched, guns drawn.
P-Frump is in love with the sound of his own misery. He does not want offers, he does not want solutions, he doesn't even want comments.
I remember that speech.
I thought he was right,
until Obama came along.
Good to hear you're good & mended! If you dial up the calcium, magnesium & zinc in your diet, I doubt you'll ever have this problem resurface...You only got one you - congrats on taking care of him!
Now to much less important business:
Fuck HUGE-0! Glad the Commie is dead, Speaking of Jews, I wonder how many of the poor devils got killed, cooked & fed to Chavez during his reign of terrorism?
The fawning, swooning & bawling over this greasy tyrant by alleged American "Democrats" & media morons reminds me of our Republicans' sad devotion to Vaticanism, despite its pederast-topheavy LIARarchy...
I don't know what our ruling dumbasses are smoking, but I'm pretty sure it ain't Camels!
i think the king will be the life of the party at big hole.
tex - it was pure theatre. old hugo knew how to work a crowd.
galt - i'll have to dial up the ice cream intake and lower the vegetable intake. it's not all bad.
i don't think hugo ever hassled the jews. lord knows, the jews make a fuss when the goyim get out of line.
Good news BP. Glad to hear you are all better and can quit taking those pills. Enjoy that coffee first thing in morning as soon as you can.
Bones is bones....
Frump is often absent from his blog, especially on the weekends. He does after all have a life, fucked up as it may seem to him and others, and he doesn’t have the time to deal with the queen of bitches of the internut bitches.
She can frolic through all the fucking daises she can find in the Big Hole alone, I’ll be out fishing with Doc Terry, who just happens to be still onboard, just silent on the internut other than through emails.
bill - every king needs a queen, even you.
tell frump he needs a new gimmick, the teenaged angst angle is wearing thin.
Buddy, frump isn't looking for a new gimmick, he's just dealing with his shit.
I have a queen next door, I just don't screw her is all.
How about you assholes just stop fucking with Frump? What in the hell did he ever do to you? You’re not so fucking special.
are you calling me an asshole?
Only when you are being an asshole.
BBC dictated,
".....I’ll be out fishing with Doc Terry, who just happens to be still onboard, just silent on the internut other than through emails....."
Who's Doc Terry? And why have you boarded her?
".......Buddy, frump isn't looking for a new gimmick, he's just dealing with his shit......."
You mean he's dealing with you? Or do you mean he's a coprophile?
Herr Professor may not be "looking for a new gimmick", but he still needs one.
Who's the leader of the Hole
That's Big for you, you runt?
B-B-C
R-U-Spry?
Y-R-U-A-Cunt?
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as a grunt
B-B-C
R-U-Spry?
Y-R-U-A-Cunt?
BBC! (Frumpy Prof!)
BBC! (Doc Teri too!)
Forever will you dance and bore us
Here! Here! Here! Cunt!
Come along and wreck a song
And join the fucking stunt!
B-B-C
R-U-Spry?
Y-R-U-A-Cunt?
B-B-C? - See you real soon.
R-U-Spry? - Why? Because I love you.
Y-
R-
U-
A-
Cunt?
that's pretty good king. occasionally i might act like a arsehole, but who doesn't?
He's a real lonely man
Squating on poor Helen's land
Making all his Big Hole plans for nobody.
Doesn't have a brain to view
Sure knows where he's leaving poo
Isn't he a bit like Peking Man?
BBC, please listen
Toilets are what you're missing
BBC, your world is at her command.
You're as blind as you can be
Just see what you want to see
BBC can you see her at all?
BBC, don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave that shit till somebody else digs up her land
--------
Making all your Big Hole plans for nobody.
Making all your Big Hole plans for nobody.
Making all your Big Hole plans for nobody.
billy pilgrim lamented,
"......occasionally i might act like a arsehole, but who doesn't?....."
Leslie doesn't.
She had her's bleached. Did you know?
Oh no!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1308580/Cancer-risk-doubled-taknig-drugs-fight-bone-thinning.html
Notice the typographical error in the Web address.
Oh those Brits, eh?
It's The Daily Mail though: so don't worry.
In October 2011, the Daily Mail printed an article citing research, titled "Just ONE cannabis joint can bring on schizophrenia as well as damaging memory."
Dorothy Bishop, professor of neuroscience at Oxford University, on her blog awarded the Daily Mail the "Orwellian Prize for Journalistic Misrepresentation", calling the Daily Mail's article "the worst misrepresentation of a scientific article in a national newspaper."
So it goes.
jesus aquarian! i proclaimed you to be the sharpest knife in the this drawer yet you can't leave a proper link. it looks like leslie or the king may take your place when the rankings are updated next week.
but thank you for planting the seed in my brain about cancer.
".......but thank you for planting the seed in my brain about cancer......"
Hey!
"Do no harm!" is an oath to which I have sworn.
Apologies for not being arsed to code a live link for you, but I am distressed that Her Professor will not allow my comments to pass his stringent muster - even the nice ones!
It appears BBC has defeated me yet again.
Curses!
Though, in truth, this prohibition allows me to communicate with the Professor without BBC attempting to read and comprehend my "urgings". And the Professor can now deny I even try to post comments if BBC should get jealous.
Win Win
BBC should always top the rankings. He should be proclaimed, "Top Ranked Emeritus". Leslie should always be second - it will help her fragile ego, but a first place finish would embolden her too much - she'd be insufferable.
the king might get a little swell headed if he's proclaimed sharpest knife in the drawer.
i have left a farewell comment with frump. is there a time limit for getting a comment published? or will he keep me in suspense ad infinitum?
Why are you abandoning Herr Professor?
Is it because he lets people call me a "nine iron" but won't let me call BBC a "poopy pants"? The incongruity of it all offends you?
Don't proclaim BBC "the sharpest knife in the drawer". Heads will swell. Instead call him "the most effulgent bolo in the reliquary". We'll know. He won't.
If you're wondering where the fair Leslie has been all day, I'll tell you.
She flew to NOLA and while poking a stick at the dirt in her back garden she was sucked into a huge Who Dat Piping Psuedokarst.
Mephistopheles and his buddies are trying to throw out the succubus as we speak.
Actually I've been in bed all day. We fly to New Orleans on the 25th.
What do the 3 real men present on this blog think I should wear to traffic court Wednesday night? My IRL real men friends have all advised cleavage, telling me men actually are that primitive. I was hoping the judge would be so relieved at the vision of a white person speaking in complete sentences that I wouldn't need a ploy. But I am not above ploys. Clearly.
Dress?
Heels?
Catholic schoolgirl uniform?
Saints jersey?
And no sinkhole jokes, fuckface. And no WhoDat jokes on the day my beloveds may lose Jonathan Vilma.
submitting a comment for approval would make me subservient to the whims of the moderator.
of course if frump crowned me king in the same way i crowned bbc king perhaps i'd reconsider.
Dress the way Apollonia Vitelli-Corleone was dressed the first time Michael laid eyes upon her in Sicily.
The Tutor and I watched "The Godfather" yesterday, both of us for the first time.
I adored the "Love Theme" music. The Tutor made me act and sound like Simonetta Stefanelli for the rest of the night!
She was 16 years old when that was filmed! She's older than the Tutor now.
Leslie taunted,
"......What do the 3 real men present on this blog think I should wear to t...blah....blah....blah...like we give a shit...."
Okay, I'll bite.
Who are these alleged "3 real men"?
The question was specifically for "real men". I've never seen a Godfather movie and I'm not taking advice from a nine iron happy ending strumpet.
IT WASN'T A HAPPY ENDING !!!!!!!
APPOLONIA GOTS BLOWED UP!!!!!
THE TUTOR CRIED BUCKETS.
THERE WAS NO CONSOLING HIM UNTIL LATER WHEN I CONSOLED HIM WITH ARTFULLY PRESENTED CANNOLis
Business formal.
Do not plead guilty.
Good luck
Still, who are these alleged "3 real men"?
Business formal? I don't have any suit-y stuff. I work in the music business.
Don't please guilty? Really? Fuck it, I'll take one of the damn ambulance chasing public records peeping lawyers that contacted me.
ALTF~ one down, two to go.
sunglasses and a white cane have always worked for me in traffic court.
Wear something that oozes innocent sexuality.
Play the Saint. Not the Whore.
In other words, go against type.
Two down?
You've upset Herr Professor, pilgrim!
Are you happy now?
Fucking lachrymal beard-soaking cunt!
I hired the bottomfeeding attorney. Don't have to appear at all! Yay me! Thanks, Harry! The lawyer also told me not to plead guilty.
$400 for unlimited whatever he has to do. Soooooo worth it to not have to line up with The Great Unwashed.
SR~ two down, but no thanks to you.
years ago i mailed in a cheque made out to "the banana republic of vancouver" for a traffic ticket and they refused to cash it.
has frump made me a king yet?
Tube dress and fuckme pumps.
Does this attorney know you refer to her/him as a "bottomfeeder"?
If she/he loses your case, do you still have to pay her/him?
You know Tammany Hall is still functioning there in NY, right?
The Tutor has/had connections. Had you not just insulted him, he might have put in a good word for you. As it is, you're fuct!
Great, as long as he knows he's dead if he sells you out.
thimscool suggested,
"......Tube dress and fuckme pumps......"?
Don't you need a nice arse to pull off that sort of ensemble?
No, you're fuct! The 3rd real man has spoken, and it wasn't you, ALTF.
Without even laying eyes on my ginger goofballedness, the attorney thought I was hilarious, so EFF OFF and it's not really a win/lose situation. I just want the points dismissed.
pilgrim?
The Tutor use to pay his Bell Canada bill with a cheque made out to "Ma Bell".
They cashed it!
In spite of your best and most recent efforts neither you or the tutor have seen my ass and I really suggest you STFU real soon.
Leslie said,
"......and it's not really a win/lose situation. I just want the points dismissed......"
I've no idea how the Insurance Actuaries and the Traffic Law interact in your State, but up here in Ontario, it won't matter if 'points' are dismissed - your premiums will skyrocket with this sort of Moving Violation.
Leslie moaned,
"......most recent efforts......"
Is The Tutor stalking you again?
I'll make short shrift of that, the two-timing bastard!
That's not how it works here. He will work to get the whole thing dismissed anyway. He loved my "excuse" of being asked to pick up some Depends for my elderly neighbor and rushing so I wouldn't be late for work. I have a receipt and everything (the neighbor who gave me the Oscar Wilde books....my own "Helen" without the Burger King two-fer-ones).
Gold! Only a heartless bastard can argue with incontinence!
Leslie complained,
".....neither you or(sic) the tutor have seen my ass......"
Now come on. It can't be all that bad. Let's have a look.
That is a great excuse.
You might pull it off!
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