The good news is they only have one cold weather game! The Saints should NEVER have to freeze their adorable butts off because cheap fucks don't put a lid on their stadiums.
Well, two cold games if you count the Super Bowl. Which you should.
Now that the second suspect is caught it is going to be interesting to see what information is obtained. I am glad Jay and Silent Bob are now free to do what they please. Enjoy your weekend, BP.
Also very bad news: An ever increasing number of pseudo-citizens who feel comforted and secure when these leather-gloved, baton wielding, bullet spraying agents of the state ride in to some town-of-need on their mechanized chariots of glory. Safety over civil liberties? Fuck that noise. Somewhere Ayman al-Zawahiri laughs in his cave.
Ayman al-Zawahiri also snorts, guffaws and uproariously laughs with pleasurable lofty detachment at the New Orleans Saints! Reportedly the Z-man has often times expressed, "If it ain't Tom Brady tossin TD's on Game Day Sunday, I ain't watchin!" Apparently if the Pats don't make it on his CaveTV live feed, he kicks back, peruses his favourite Qur'an passages, and watches curling.
1) Drew Brees has a much cuter butt than Tom Brady on top of holding the record for consecutive TD passes, which Tom Terrific will try to beat when the Pats play the Saints on October 13th as I sit chugging Sam Adams and deep-throating Nathan's footlongs behind Breesus at the 50 yard line while you lot are shoveling snow. . 2) why can't you d-bags live without me for a single day?
3) what is the STILL unidentified fucking plant from the post below?
the plant is my summer gimmick. new photos will be posted each week or so building to an end of summer spectacular post that should garner record breaking attention for enjoy the moment.
I think Frump is dealing with two things, I suspect that the wife is wanting him to move to a different home and he doesn't want that extra commitment, but he won't admit that to me even in emails.
His anger is because of an asshole ego on a power trip at the U that he's had an issue with for some time.
Like I told him, just beat the fuck out of the fucker.
Oh, and I just pointed out a fact is all, some folks in Boston and West, Texas didn't know they wouldn't be here today. Life is a crap shoot on this rock.
Why in the hell would I do that? I haven't got an email from her for a while, she's hit and miss.
I was in the bar this afternoon and it turns out that the lady sitting next to me (really cool chick) works in the hospital so I told her about this gal that works there that I spent two weeks with in 98 that likes to screw two or three times a day, turns out that she knows her.
Hmmm, no dreams of any significance to share, but I did make a salmon loaf with zesty pomegranate and Dijon glaze for supper tonight! Good? Knock your motherfucking socks off, good! Now, time for a herb nightcap.
Maybe save your condescending crap for the bumpkins lined up behind you tonight at Danny's salad bar. Americans are pounded with Benjamin Franklin and George Washington quotes from the moment we're born.
Research my alleged President George W. Bush quote a little deeper - ignoring Mr. Franklin - and experience the true frivolity of my enviable morningtide.
Tell you what, it's a gorgeous, sunny day here and I'm gonna roll out to the Hamptons nurseries with Bob Seger as my co-pilot while you sit here bastardizing spew from dead people. Cool?
That makes sense, actually. It's not like you are young enough now to fulfil the minimum requirements needed to qualify as one of the " Silver Bullettes".
Okay, that's not an "Oh, snap", but two out of three ain't bad. Okay, that's Meat Loaf. Meh, they all look just the same. Okay, that's the other Seeger.
"The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion." Proverbs 28:1 (KJV)
Don't think I'm not onto you Leslie. I most certainly am. I'm not pursuing you though, because if I did, you wouldn't be wicked. Now would you? Stands to reason I reckon. Your comment: "while you sit here bastardizing(sic) spew from dead people" is a clear example of the well-known ex recto fallacy, against which you would have been warned by your preceptors if it weren't for the fact that you are a demonic lunatic. As a matter of principle, however, I will defend to the death your right to ex recto pretty much anything your easily-bruised ego might conjure. I'm an admirer of buttocks(1), what can I say? My aforementioned proclivity notwithstanding, you won't be getting out of this quandary that easily.
Chrissy Amphlett carked it. When I think about it, I touch myself.
"Chrissy expressed hope that her worldwide hit I Touch Myself would be utilized to remind all women to perform annual breast examinations," said Drayton - her husband.
I fuckin' hate Australian drummers now - there goes the imagery of that song forever. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
i'm guessing the ladies don't know about the king's exploits yesterday but if the fair leslie and aquarian aren't fat with a pet cat, it wouldn't concern them.
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What awaits cunts who can't fucking spell the word 'rumour'?
Sodomy!
We agree on this Ms. Ortona.
With pilgrim's nautical credentials, I reckon "Rum, Bum and the Lash" would be apropos.
Doesn't anyone want to talk about the just-released New Orleans Saints game schedule?
I won't even need a coat for the Saints @ Patriots game on October 13th, which means I don't have to cover up my fleur de lis dress!
Dearest Leslie,
No.
Fuck off!
Here ya go!
Week 1: Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints – SUNDAY, SEP 08TH 1:00 PM ET
Week 2: New Orleans Saints at Tampa Bay Buccaneers - SUNDAY, SEP 15TH 4:05 PM ET
Week 3: Arizona Cardinals at New Orleans Saints – SUNDAY, SEP 22ND 1:00 PM ET
Week 4, Monday Night Football: Miami Dolphins at New Orleans Saints – MONDAY, SEP 30TH 8:40 PM ET
Week 5: New Orleans Saints at Chicago Bears – SUNDAY, OCT 06TH 1:00 PM ET
Week 6: New Orleans Saints at New England Patriots – SUNDAY, OCT 13TH 4:25 PM ET
Week 7: BYE
Week 8: Buffalo Bills at New Orleans Saints – SUNDAY, OCT 27TH 1:00 PM ET
Week 9: New Orleans Saints at New York Jets – SUNDAY, NOV 03RD 1:00 PM ET
Week 10, Sunday Night Football: Dallas Cowboys at New Orleans Saints – SUNDAY, NOV 10TH 8:30 PM ET
Week 11: San Francisco 49ers at New Orleans Saints – SUNDAY, NOV 17TH 4:25 PM ET
Week 12, Thursday Night Football: New Orleans Saints at Atlanta Falcons – THURSDAY, NOV 21ST 8:25 PM ET
Week 13, Monday Night Football: New Orleans Saints at Seattle Seahawks – MONDAY, DEC 02ND 8:40 PM ET
Week 14: Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints – SUNDAY, DEC 08TH 1:00 PM ET
Week 15: New Orleans Saints at St. Louis Rams – SUNDAY, DEC 15TH 1:00 PM ET
Week 16: New Orleans Saints at Carolina Panthers – SUNDAY, DEC 22ND 1:00 PM ET
Week 17: Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New Orleans Saints – SUNDAY, DEC 29TH 1:00 PM ET
rumor, rumour.
one is british, one is american.
i am neither so i can pick and choose.
The good news is they only have one cold weather game! The Saints should NEVER have to freeze their adorable butts off because cheap fucks don't put a lid on their stadiums.
Well, two cold games if you count the Super Bowl. Which you should.
And where is my prize from the previous post?
A fleur de lis frock hanging on a fleurs du mal body.
And yes, I meant for the Baudelaire reference.
That's a compliment, so thanks, Kitten!
I thought you might appreciate that.
billy pilgrim protested,
".......rumor, rumour.
one is british, one is american........"
Wrong!
One is proper English and the other is illiteracy incarnate. It has nowt to do with British or American.
"..pilgrim's nautical credentials, etc, etc.."
And if he'd prefer a good face-fucking? What then? A midshipman's transfer to La Royale?!
it was more smoke, toke and hash.
you don't want to be on deck with a hangover.
La Royale?
Ha!
He'd make two spelling mistakes just writing the Motto!
"Honour, Homeland, Valour, Discipline"
Face-fucking?
Please, the word, "Irrumation" is to be preferred amongst us in the Literate classes.
They still haven't caught the second one at this time of writing. They guy must be hiding in someone's chimney.
if the cops made up the story about 7-11, what else is a fabrication?
Shit happens.....
Now that the second suspect is caught it is going to be interesting to see what information is obtained. I am glad Jay and Silent Bob are now free to do what they please. Enjoy your weekend, BP.
More shit has happened, this is a busy fucking planet....
Also very bad news: An ever increasing number of pseudo-citizens who feel comforted and secure when these leather-gloved, baton wielding, bullet spraying agents of the state ride in to some town-of-need on their mechanized chariots of glory. Safety over civil liberties? Fuck that noise. Somewhere Ayman al-Zawahiri laughs in his cave.
MECHANIZED is in the dictionary so shut the fuck up.
Crunt.....
I know what a crunt is.
Ayman al-Zawahiri also snorts, guffaws and uproariously laughs with pleasurable lofty detachment at the New Orleans Saints! Reportedly the Z-man has often times expressed, "If it ain't Tom Brady tossin TD's on Game Day Sunday, I ain't watchin!" Apparently if the Pats don't make it on his CaveTV live feed, he kicks back, peruses his favourite Qur'an passages, and watches curling.
i'm wondering if any of the storm troopers were patriotic enough to donate their time for this little display of firepower?
is it possible for a white man to be a sand monkey?
1) Drew Brees has a much cuter butt than Tom Brady on top of holding the record for consecutive TD passes, which Tom Terrific will try to beat when the Pats play the Saints on October 13th as I sit chugging Sam Adams and deep-throating Nathan's footlongs behind Breesus at the 50 yard line while you lot are shoveling snow.
.
2) why can't you d-bags live without me for a single day?
3) what is the STILL unidentified fucking plant from the post below?
the plant is my summer gimmick. new photos will be posted each week or so building to an end of summer spectacular post that should garner record breaking attention for enjoy the moment.
I hope it fugging dies. You didn't say we'd have to wait all fugging summer, some of us may not be here next fall.
you only have to wait until the end of summer if nobody figures out what it is.
if frump spills the beans on his gimmick, i'll spill the beans on my gimmick.
Frump ain't got a gimmick, he just won't call assholes assholes so he gets all worked up about assholes.
frump has some big decision to make that drives him to tears but he won't say what the decision involves.
that's a gimmick in my books. only an honest and forthright man calls his gimmick a gimmick.
and hoping my pride and joy plant dies is quite nasty.
I was just kidding about deep-throating footlongs. Hot dogs are gross.
I think Frump is dealing with two things, I suspect that the wife is wanting him to move to a different home and he doesn't want that extra commitment, but he won't admit that to me even in emails.
His anger is because of an asshole ego on a power trip at the U that he's had an issue with for some time.
Like I told him, just beat the fuck out of the fucker.
BBC~ it's cool how people tell you personal details in emails and then you blab the content on blogs. You're awesome.
Oh, and I just pointed out a fact is all, some folks in Boston and West, Texas didn't know they wouldn't be here today. Life is a crap shoot on this rock.
I am awesome, thanks.
And for all you know, Frump could be the ringleader for what happened in Boston. Big decision/raw hatred...etc, and now he's gone missing.
SR's girlfriend is hitting on me again, ALTF. Jealous much?
i have to go outside and water my gimmick.
Frump is too much of a pussy to plan something like Boston. He's just pouting is all, he'll be back.
I'm installing a bigger stack in the camper heater, maybe the fucker will work better now.
I got an email from Harry this morning so he's still kicking around dust mites even if he hasn't got anything to say on the internut.
Hey BBC, did you commission the painting of me your friend at Refuge Creek is painting?
Why in the hell would I do that? I haven't got an email from her for a while, she's hit and miss.
I was in the bar this afternoon and it turns out that the lady sitting next to me (really cool chick) works in the hospital so I told her about this gal that works there that I spent two weeks with in 98 that likes to screw two or three times a day, turns out that she knows her.
True story, I don't have to make shit up.
Um, that's really cool.
Oh wait, I get it. that's the last time you didn't have to pay for sex, right?
That was 98, Now I think I could do it once a day, with Viagra, otherwise put me down for once a week.
I had a dream last night I was making out with a giant teddy bear in the bike department at Walmart.
There, I shared.
Don't knock paying for sex, no games in that and my last fuck buddy was also a good friend and good company.
Don't look at me, I was in the sporting goods department looking for fucking explosives.
Hmmm, no dreams of any significance to share, but I did make a salmon loaf with zesty pomegranate and Dijon glaze for supper tonight! Good? Knock your motherfucking socks off, good! Now, time for a herb nightcap.
harry manx and 4/20, a match made in heaven.
Martial law, not a pretty sight.
It seems the Canadian Parliament is 'debating' the new Anti-Terrorism Bill today.
President George W. Bush:
"People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security deserve neither and will lose both."
Interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 10, 2001
Brutus:
"If then that friend demand why Brutus rose against Caesar, this is my answer: "Not that I lov'd Caesar less, but that I lov'd Rome more.""
Julius Caesar (III, ii, 22)
Is all I have to say.
Don't you people ever wake up happy??
Fuck off!
Research my alleged President George W. Bush quote and experience the true frivolity of my enviable morningtide.
Tater Tots.....
Wy do you assume I need to research it? It's a famous quote.
Heading out for a pedicure! Toodles!
Leslie, bluffed,
".....Wy do you assume I need to research it?......"
Wy do you assume I need to be asked that question?
Seriously? You think Ben Franklin is obscure? And I'm the one bluffing??
Maybe save your condescending crap for the bumpkins lined up behind you tonight at Danny's salad bar. Americans are pounded with Benjamin Franklin and George Washington quotes from the moment we're born.
Research my alleged President George W. Bush quote a little deeper - ignoring Mr. Franklin - and experience the true frivolity of my enviable morningtide.
Oh, snap!
Tell you what, it's a gorgeous, sunny day here and I'm gonna roll out to the Hamptons nurseries with Bob Seger as my co-pilot while you sit here bastardizing spew from dead people. Cool?
Perhaps you can tell us of his day moves upon your return.
Sheesh, she's not shy when it comes to name dropping, is she?
Oh, Snapple!
I can name-drop too!
I'm a big girl now!
Music, stupid. Not the man.
That makes sense, actually. It's not like you are young enough now to fulfil the minimum requirements needed to qualify as one of the " Silver Bullettes".
Okay, that's not an "Oh, snap", but two out of three ain't bad.
Okay, that's Meat Loaf.
Meh, they all look just the same.
Okay, that's the other Seeger.
"The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion."
Proverbs 28:1 (KJV)
Don't think I'm not onto you Leslie. I most certainly am. I'm not pursuing you though, because if I did, you wouldn't be wicked. Now would you? Stands to reason I reckon.
Your comment: "while you sit here bastardizing(sic) spew from dead people" is a clear example of the well-known ex recto fallacy, against which you would have been warned by your preceptors if it weren't for the fact that you are a demonic lunatic. As a matter of principle, however, I will defend to the death your right to ex recto pretty much anything your easily-bruised ego might conjure.
I'm an admirer of buttocks(1), what can I say?
My aforementioned proclivity notwithstanding, you won't be getting out of this quandary that easily.
(1) Even yours.
Bob Seger as sunny day drive co-pilot? Yeeesh..
Ms. Ortona,
One must remember, the fair Leslie drives a Prius.
You are correct though.
A Prius and Bob Seger: no road trip so constituted can long endure as a coherent entity.
Chrissy Amphlett carked it.
When I think about it, I touch myself.
"Chrissy expressed hope that her worldwide hit I Touch Myself would be utilized to remind all women to perform annual breast examinations," said Drayton - her husband.
I fuckin' hate Australian drummers now - there goes the imagery of that song forever. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
the king makes an excellent point.
i'm guessing the ladies don't know about the king's exploits yesterday but if the fair leslie and aquarian aren't fat with a pet cat, it wouldn't concern them.
Chrissy was smoking hot, but for me she always took a backseat to Kristy 'Poison Ivy' Wallace! Mmmm, American guitar playin redheads..
I just farted...
Proof that pit bulls are tolerant and kindhearted.
Cute...
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