the king has been a little under the weather lately so i don't if he's up to the challenge but he's the fucking king and the king has a duty to his subjects.
alright king, try and match all the techniques below:
king's challenge, this might be a great gimmick. i'd hate to be a schmuck with only one gimmick. i've smoked zero bowls so far today.
who would have though THIS WARMONGER would outlive phil everly?
i love you sons of bitches.
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Billy, please allow me, through your blog, to wish The King a speedy recovery! So, Bill, when you read this, please hurry up and get your arse and brain back into gear - there's a unique sense of humour missing on this site, along with the presence of the a bloke who's got a unique ability to look at life from a very different and hilarious viewpoint, which, personally, I find hilarious.
Bloody hell, Billy, just watched the videos, and I've gotta admit that some humorous, not-to-mention, equally haunting memories came flooding back - especially to the days when, in desperation, people would do almost anything to get a bottle of beer/spirit bottle open! :-P
To You You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Day!
Peace,
Stephanie...
Well, Sharon was a warmonger in 1982 when Israel invaded Lebanon, but not in 2005 when Israel withdrew from Gaza. Isn't The King Elvis Presley?
A little under the weather? On Monday and Tuesday I was fucking train wreck and I'm still pretty damn sick but fighting my way back to the top of the hill, it's going to take another week or two.
They sure abused a lot of booze in that video. When I'm train wreck I can't stand the thought of drinking.
Steve, don't know why some folks think I'm humorous, I don't work at it, just bitching about things, and the cunt. And I'm dead serious when it comes to her, I simply cannot stand that cunt.
Those guys were great, I'll link to one of there songs in the morning. Excuse any mistakes, the illness has my brain muddled.
Lot of crud is starting to go around now...Trying to avoid people, not a big fan of the yukkies.
I video of opening beer. Drank plenty of beer in Canada.
Coffee is on
I would love to drink a beer but I'm going back to bed.
king - have you opened a beer with your chain saw yet?
since your sick, maybe you should start with your feet.
Why in the hell would I want to do something like that? It's just not that hard to open a can or bottle without doing stupid with them.
May the butcher burn in hell
Bill, why not try knocking the top off a bottle of ale with your dick, mate! I've done it, it's a piece of piss! :-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Stephanie...
That wasn't your dick, you must have been drunk and thought that stick you was holding was your dick, not noticing that fine stick was was twice the size of your dick.
could you attach an opener to your pocket pussy?
I don't think so, it is pretty, you know, rubbery.
Butt I'm guessing that I could use it as a bottle cozy/wrap, what ever they call those things. I've done and said so many things at the bar that I don't think I would surprise them at all if I shoved a bottle of beer through my pocket pussy and sat there drinking it. :-)
Bill, you cheeky cunt, you ain't seen the enormity of my dick, mate, thankfully! :-P I'm gonna miss that fucker, you know. I dunno, here today, gone tomorrow! Ah, such is life, eh? :-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Stephanie...
Bill, I think you meant, 'Slippery When Wet, didn't you? You ain't by any chance a Bon Jovi fan from their early days are you? :-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Stephanie...
Steve, I have known a number of trannys so I know some things about them. But I'm not clear on the operation itself, I once read that they shove your cock into you to make the new pussy. Something tells me that if you have a big cock you will end up with a big sloppy pussy.
Fuck me, Bill, I didn't know that, mate. Perhaps I'll give it a miss, then! Eileen's already got a nice, big, sloppy pussy!:-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve... :-P
i suspect the aquarian may have first hand knowledge on steves's planned surgery.
It's just strange to me, if the dick is used as the lining as the new pussy it is still just a dick. It just needs some filler to fuck itself, a dildo or a man.
They spend most of their time sexually frustrated because of a lot of scar tissue and lack of the right feeling for good sex. Or they retrain their brains to not require sex at all.
They take voice lessons and lessons on how to move and act like women and blah, blah, blah.
I mean, it's just fucking weird, they are about the most fucked up people I have ever met.
I was just reminded of Phil, one walked into the bar one night and he didn't know what 'she' was and he tried to screw every woman that came into the bar, 'she' went home with him.
It became such a big joke that a month later he couldn't live it down anymore and moved to Ca.
The last one I met was in 'her' sixty's when 'she' got 'her' operation done. But 'she' was already gay and shacking up with an other woman.
Fucking weird......
king - the challenge is opening beer bottles with odd objects, not turning men into women or vice versa.
i don't know if steve is a bad influence on you or if you're a bad influence on steve.
Oh, you are right of course, I just figure that a little education on any subject isn't a bad thing.
But I've never been interested in opening beers with odd things in redneck ways so I'll bow out now. Have a fine evening.
*poof*
He's not your monkey... he's Spirit's monkey.
I wonder if a shotgun primer has enough translatable power to open a beer.
Hell, maybe even a .22 primer, since these are available.
thims - i wish i lived in a place where i could get out of bed and start shooting away.
Billy, my friend, it'd appear that you're back on your old, yet, 'your humour is a gift' _true_ form, mate, I quote: " the challenge is opening beer bottles with odd objects, not turning men into women or vice versa.
i don't know if steve is a bad influence on you or if you're a bad influence on steve".
Having just read that, I have to confess that I laughed like fuck - three times over, even. :-P
You should be on stage, Billy, or perhaps you already are. After all, Shakespeare used the following phrase in 'As You Like It', "All The World's A Stage', and it's also the title of a double-album by Canadian rockers, 'Rush'.
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Evening!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
Get some land in the country.
Diversify your holdings...
Hey Pilgrim
it should be an excellent game. the question is can russel wilson regain his magic from earlier this year.
the king should take his rig to century link field and support his local team. maybe someone should tell him there's lots of liquored up women looking for a little action.
I'm a BBC subject but saw your link over at BBR and needed to share this:
http://www.dailypaul.com/306779/did-you-think-americans-wouldnt-find-this-out
I enjoy your blog. Thanks.
Brother Mark
welcome brother, bbc is known as the king around here.
I honor his appointed title and have read his blog long before his coronation.
Thank you for the welcome post. If that isn't nice I don't know what is. So, you've got that going for you.
ALTF sends her best.
i'm embarrassed to say i watched the whole thing.
Billy, mate, on the subject of 'Paint My Wagon', is Bill still making a recovery from his ailments?" Bill, when you read this, please note that I'm wishing you a speedy recovery. So why not fuckin' get on with it, you dickless wonder? :-P
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Evening!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
steve - i thought the aquarian would be more attractive and i'm also surprised the tutor is into knitting but he'll look good in that scarf.
Excellent beer opening video!
The drawer pulls (handles) in our kitchen are perfect for opening beer bottles, lucky a beer drinker like me lives here, it's probably fate.
tex - we always used one bottle of beer to open another bottle of beer.
Olympia FTW!
Well, f*ck me a runnin' backwards up a tree!
I never learned that trick, till now.
For Ruby
tex - before i retire i hope to tell my boss to fuck me running backwards up a tree. of course she'll have to lose a few pounds if she hopes to make it up the tree.
leslie - that was so sad, then so uplifting. then they asked for money, seems to be a winning formula.
Billy, my friend, I told your good self and Bill that Leslie is one unique woman - one with a heart of gold, and who possesses more love, hope and compassion for humanity than you'd ever be able to swallow and imagine! :-P
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!
Peace,
Steve...
PS Leslie, I told you that you could _shine_ when you really wanted to! :-P
"Fancy a bit of this, darlin'?" :=P
Ciao!
well steve, the king just said something quite nasty to me on his blog and i suspect his pride will prevent him from apologizing to me.
Billy, my friend, I'm sure that The King and your good self will soon patch things up, mate. As a matter of fact, Bill invited me over to his blog the other day. He gave me accessibility rights to it, and also gave me his address. However, it'll take me a while to sift through the email he sent me which contains all the necessaries!
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
steve - if i ever start posting lame cartoons and watching romantic comedies, take me out behind the building and shoot me.
Billy, my friend, I couldn't and wouldn't shoot you, mate, but I could direct you to far worse sites.
Actually just dropped-by @ Bill's site. Kinda thought it was OK. Not taking sides, Billy, mate, it was just my _artistic_ opinion! :-P
Kiss 'n make-up, quickly, my friend[s], after all, life's too short for 'comedy-strip' fallouts! :-P
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
i'm the victim of an unwarranted fuck you.
You asked for that fuck you, and you know it....
Billy & Bill, my friends, why not just agree to disagree. and as such, just simply and discreetly apologise to each other?
Make sense to me!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
PS John Wayne was _only_ a fuckin' actor, BTW - one who supported the Vietnam war!
Ciao,
Steve...
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