anyone getting tired of my whining about the cracker factory? i'm tired of me whining about the cracker factory but i don't have a lot of other shit to whine about so i'll drone on until jesus gives me a sign. i'm not going to hold my breath waiting for jesus to shit or get off the pot.
today i was called into the big office and the h.r. manager was there. when the h.r. manager is present, you're fucked. plain and simple, you're fucked. remember the old george carlin bit? all right billy we're gonna fuck ya, but we're gonna fuck ya slow.
on a more pleasant note, donald is growing like a weed. but as they say, one man's weed is another man's flower.
if you think that's nice, this is even nicer! my favorite turtle jockey, the magic gnome, has taken up residence in a nice little spot in our front yard and is there to greet me and the roo every morning when we go on our walk.
on a more somber note, the son of a policeman WENT ON A MURDER SPREE with a knife. the prick killed 5 people before running away and suffering a dog bite from a 4 legged cop. that's what happens in a country with gun control, you get knifed. he did the dirty deed at a party full of university students. you'd think there would be a few guys there capable of knocking the shit out him before he could take off.
anyone remember this old classic?
i love you sons of bitches.
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Nice plant. Do you name all your plants?
Coffee is on
So Spring has finally arrived in Canada. Was that gnome buried in snow a few weeks ago or did you bring him out for the new season?
dora - yes, i try to name all my plants but i usually forget their names. i'm particularly fond of bob the blueberry bush.
gb - we haven't had snow over a month but apparently it was snowing in toronto yesterday. but yes, spring sprung around here over a month ago.
I've never understood why you want to stay at the fucking cracker factory but I guess I don't have to understand it.
Donald looks right happy.
I don't know about jesus but I enjoyed some nice runny shits this morning. I'll be having my operation pretty soon and it will be nice to have that problem cleared up after all these years.
Helen's yard is due for the fifth mowing but it is raining a bit today so I can put it off for now.
it's a love/hate relationship. i love the $ but hate the bosses.
donald's happier than a pig in shit. plenty of water and the occasional sunny day. and i tell him he's the most beautiful weed in the world every morning.
Money.
Piff...
money: can't live it, can't live without it.
I see that there is now a legal pot growing operation just a few blocks away from my place.
I don't name my plants but my flower bed have names.
I bet you could run the cracker factory better. Just like I could run the home care system better. I could do for a lot less and pay the worker a hire celery.
Coffee is on
"hire celery."
Hahahahaha, don't you just love Dora's grammar and spelling?
"It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word."
If the bank doesn't take the celery a least you'll have something to munch on.
Ok one needs a salary.
Coffee is on
dora makes an excellent point on the celery and salary. very insightful.
i knew bankers liked lettuce and now i know they convert it into celery.
lettuce prey....
Lucky you!
So, what are the tiny-balled minions running the cracker factory trying to screw you out of, other than your job?
Seems to me you've got grounds for harassment claim.
Keep fighting the good fight, BP. HR folks are some of most useless folks around the office. Not a big fan. Take care my friend and have a wonderful weekend.
galt - i might go quietly or i might go out kicking and screaming. i have the element of surprise on my side.
mr shife - thank you for your continuing support in my time of need. (i need a good cup of coffee and a little fish)
Doc Teri got her mother all tucked away and is on her way home.
Billy, my friend, sorry to hear that you're still having to endure the bad karma at The Cracker Factory, mate. I remember years back when jobs were plentiful, no man had to take shit from any employer. Well, that was in this 'dirty old town' in the UK. Personally, whilst working as a machinist, when I used to get sick 'n tired of being harassed or hassled I'd just tell my boss to go stick his job where the sun didn't shine and would go and get a job at another machine shop. However, after a while, this didn't do my reputation much good and I was almost black-listed. Still, I was young and didn't give a shit anyway. It's good to see that Donald, the 'Garlic Mustard's' [ :-P ] flourishing, and that the magic gnome's cheering your good self and Ruby up by his mere existence and place of residence. Evil and violence, sadly, are all too much apart of today's society. Perhaps it's acts like these that force me to use the phrase, "It's a sad indictment on today's society that things like this happen." Billy, if someone was able to have stopped this guy, then I'm sure they would have. Surely people don't just sit idly by, freeze and let someone who's 'lost it' do as he so wishes. Yeah, remember the Bryan Adams track, 'Cuts Like A Knife'. Sadly, in my worthless opinion, this was one of the worst tracks he wrote. Still, shit happens and life goes on.
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful 'Starry' Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
farmer - yeah, it was kind of a crappy song but i like the young vixen in the video.
you could make a fortune as a machinist at one of our oil sands projects. there's a huge demand for skilled trades and machinists are near the top of the food chain so dust off your skills and catch a flight to fort mcmurray.
as for the cracker factory, i'll put my fate in jesus' hands. that son of a bitch owes me a favor for all the positive comments i've thrown his way. this is his big weekend so i won't try to catch his ear and ask any favors until the bullshit blows over.
jesus owes you a favor? The only thing that cocksucker can pay you back with is a blowjob.
Let's just hope the whole cracker factory isn't shipped lock stock and barrel to China or Mexico (remember Bimbo breads). If Harper gets his way we'll all be soaked in that tar sands oil and working for a Chinese boss cause ya just know it's "clean energy"...yeah right.
Billy, my friend, after being off the tools for the last 24 years, mate, it'd take me around six months to a year to get back up to speed, and, to see what technology's changed. Hopefully everything ain't CNC, despite having CNC experience! :-P Yeah, if I was mentally fit to work then somewhere like Canada would be a place that'd appeal to me. As for the ethical and moral standing with regards to the tar sands, Billy, sadly, my conscience would prevent me from being enticed into such a lucrative offer! All the best, mate, with The Cracker Factory. I'm sure that things'll turn out favourably, amigo!
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful 'Starry' Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
bill - yes, jesus owes me a favor or two and i intend on collecting before i croak.
demeur - my kid has contract work on the northern gateway pipeline so i have mixed emotions on keystone.
farmer - ethics prevent you from working in the energy sector?
i'd like bbc's opinion on delusional ethics standing in the way of supporting your family. poor little pebbles would love a nice house with a big back yard and eileen would love watching you grill steaks on your propane grill. life is good, join in the fun.
Billy, mate, are you indeed talking about the tar sands, my good friend? No worries about bar-b-q's, matey, we live on Millionaires row in this 'dirty old town'. We throw our scraps out to the peasants, that's if they stop trying to rob us and sell us illicit drugs! :-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
PS It's almost 1 AM - off to up the bedroom anti, especially after last night's six minute [?] performance! :-P
Ciao!
it's the oil sands, not the tar sands.
bill - yes, jesus owes me a favor or two and i intend on collecting before i croak.
He swings both ways these days so if you want to collect a few blow jobs from him that is fine with me.
I don't picture you as wanting to do a 69 with jesus, that would just be fucked up.
I had the thought that I could possibly be fired the other day, the word "relief" came to mind.
Too bad for the stabbing victims that there wasn't a "criminal" with a gun there to save them.
I remember and like that song but the summer of '69 is my favorite B.A. song.
Billy, my friend, as quoted from Wikipedia: [Oil sands, tar sands or, more technically, bituminous sands, are a type of unconventional petroleum deposit.] Gotcha! :-P
I've just checked-out some jobs related to my trade, i.e. that of a highly-skilled precision machinist [centre lathe turner/combination lathe turner/capstan setter operator/horizontal borer operator @ wowjobs.ca . Hmm, seem interesting. Couldn't possibly put Eileen, Mollie and yours truly up for the night if I arrange an interview, could you _please_ Billy, my friend? :-P
Nah, seriously, Billy, thanks for the job details and link/connection!
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful 'Starry' Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
tex - i always liked cuts like a knife because of the babe in the video. yeah, getting the boot won't be that bad. then a certain family member can't call me lazy for retiring early.
steve - all the proponents call it "oil sands" and all the opponents call it the "tar sands". in the end it's all oil and as long as people want to drive cars and buy cheap shit at the dollar store, the oil must flow.
Billy, mate, yeah, I've been well aware and informed of the 'tar sands' for years, my friend. I still sign the e-petitions against there existence for many of the environmental and conservation groups that I'm connected/signed-up to!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
We had a kid in the states stab a bunch of kids at his school recently too. I don't normally think that TV plays a roll in that kind of thing. But there is a popular show on right now called "The Following" where a bunch of idiots who idolize a serial killer are going around wearing masks and stabbing people on the tube. Don't know if there is a connection but its darned odd.
Love the magic gnome on the turtle. I recall him from past posts. I have just gotten my first gnome for my yard. He was on sale. Now I plan to carve some of my own to put out there.
Your weed is marvelous.
i watched the following last year. the first episode was good but it quickly turned to crap in my opinion. i had the pvr set to record the series and kept watching hoping that it would get better but it got worse.
i'm worried about someone stealing the turtle riding gnome but the little guy is so happy to be in the front yard and getting to see the world i can't bring myself to moving him into the back yard where ruby can guard him. (plus the son of bitch is made out of concrete and weighs a ton!)
Peacefully, last night, in her sleep. Helen.....
RIP
fuck me! sorry to hear about helen but someone up there must like her to take her peacefully in her sleep.
as they say, we're all just passing through.
It’s like Buddy Miller said in an email reply, “Helen was a Beautiful Lady.....I enjoyed her company. Today Heaven is a Richer Place.”
I recon this is true, she touched many lives here.
Sorry for the loss of your friend Bill. I hope you can be happy with knowing that she has been returned to the universe? Best wishes for her and the best of my wishes they fix your old guts right so we can share and enjoy your vision of the future.
Harry can suck my nuts. No reason to say that but I like him. I'm pretty sure he enjoys the game.
Be well or whatever, BM
Oh fuck, Brothers, my vision of the future isn't pretty. But Helen looked pretty good when I walked in this morning and found her stiff as a board.
She is the lucky one, she hasn't got to deal with this shit anymore, bless her little big heart.
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