it's june 30 and 2014 is at the half way milestone and i'm happy as a clam. say hello to harry:
i've been checking the plants several times a day and doing my best to pollinate the flowers, this afternoon all my hard work paid off. finding that little tomato truly did make me happy. there's a fair bit of clover in my lawn that i truly hate but i can't use any weed killer on it due to ruby and i've been very frustrated seeing countless bees hovering around the clover but ignoring the beautiful yellow flowers on the tomatoes. but as of now, all is well in leo's world and i owe it all to harry, the most beautiful tomato in canada.
and i love playing in the moat around the plants:
me and harry are going to steer clear of spain.
i love you sons of bitches.
21 comments:
Hi Harry! Pleased to meet you.
When Harry going to turn red? Maybe you can speed things up by showing him some nekkid cucumber pictures!
I guess the tomato plants folks have going here are doing very well but I'm plum happy not to be doing one this year.
You should buy that turtle ceramic Dora is working on, I think you might like it.
Hell, she may even send you one for free cuz you are such a swell fucker. You can always ask.
cheyennne - harry appreciates your support.
gb - harry is not gay!
bill - harry seems have more support than you.
What a plucky little gay tomato!
harry and i expect an apology mr thims.
Enjoy some good coffee while you wait for it.
For what?
harry is no nancy.
I think I read somewhere that tomato plants swing both ways.
It's been a fine fucking day here, hottest day of the year so far.
I'm sorry that you and Harry are so sensitive about sexuality.
Can we move on now?
ok.
sorry that you guys lost to the red devils. another fuck up under obama's watch.
bush/cheney wouldn't take shit from red devils.
It's payback for them buying $150B in bonds on short notice, when Putin pushed the plunger a few months ago.
There's a jingle on TV or radio
"When you shop at Harry's TV, you also get Harry as a friend...
you also get Harry as a friend."
I didn't say it was a good jingle.
A five year old asked me this the other day:
"Why is Peter Pan green?"
"Well, you'd be green too if somebody hit your peter with a pan!"
I didn't say he was a particularly smart five year old.
thims - did they buy the bonds or did yellen put on her red devil jersey and buy them herself?
tex - i'll keep the pans away from harry. i was out in the patch this afternoon looking for any siblings harry might have but so far harry's an only child.
Why not? What's a little more in that bucket gonna cost? It's not like there are any consequences when you can just print all of the money you need. Print the money to pay the money. What could go wrong?
Everyone trusts the US dollar.
Oops... I commented on the tomato fight on the previous post.
Harry is a handsome up and commer!
Here's a suggestion. If your clover isn't too big of a patch, then just snip the flowers off and toss them.
I'm glad that you take such good care of Ruby.
I'm sorry, Billy, but certain things have to be said, and unfortunately/sadly, this is one of those certain things. "You're the gay fucker, and no, people, I ain't homophobic, for naming a stupid fuckin' tomato, Harry! Are you fuckin' insane? A Tomato's a tomato for fuck's sake, are you away with the fuckin' fairies or what?" :-P
Ah, well, see you's guys in another seven or so years, I've got a baby on the way and a dog that needs spaying, which equate to two hormonal females on my hands, and I've still got a lot of things I want to do, and achieve, in life. :-P
Nah, seriously, Billy, mate, it's time to quite. Hope life's good for you and the equally wonderful people who hang around here.
TYAYIWYAHAPSN!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
And Keep Smiling & Laughing, It's Infectious [so they tell me]! :-P
Peace,
Steve...
thims - there's people a million times smarter than us running the show so sit back and relax. they'll look after us.
silly - good idea, i could pick all the little while clover heads and put them under the tomato flowers.
farmer - is the baby going to be named bill or billy? the king and i have a lot riding on this.
farmer - it says your blog has been removed.
excellent gimmick.
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