something is wrong with me. in the past when i became unstuck in time i would drift off to another world or date in time but my body would retain it's current age and form. the ravages of time appear to have caught up with me, i now stay in the same time period but my body ages. something is amiss.
there's nothing like a self imposed deadline to spur a guy to action. i vowed to get a new tv for the world cup and i'm a man of my word. the new tv is sitting a box at the moment patiently waiting to be set free in its new home. getting a new tv inspired me to paint the batcave. i've been working like crazy moving furniture and painting. it's a fucking miracle that i didn't trip over the million wires and spill paint but so far, no major accidents. i just have a little trim to complete and then the job will be done. i plan on having everything in place for the italy/england game on saturday afternoon. it's a "smart" tv so i'm waiting for sonny to hook it up saturday morning. i know my limitations.
i have about 10 liters of paint left over. when i bought the paint my decision making process was on auto pilot. my brain is hard wired to think in terms of cost per unit and the big pail of paint had a much lower cost per liter than the 3.78 cans so i bought the big pail. those big pails are fucking heavy. if anyone needs a few liters of lindenwood eggshell latex, i'm your man. sonny just bought a townhouse so he might get some paint as a house warming gift.
i love you sons of bitches.
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It never occurs to me that I should replace my 19 inch dumb tv for something else in order to watch stupid shit.
But that is just me, carry on.
Godfuckingdamnit.
You are making good time. I bet it will be dry and ready to go the day before the game.
I enjoy being ravished... but the way time does it, isn't much fun.
bill - it never occurs to me to go out and buy a gun. but that's just me.
silly - ravishing ruby!!
Black is Beautiful.
Maybe because it is more work for you to buy a gun in Canada than it is to buy a tv?
On the other hand you can watch all the shooting on your new tv, so you got that going for you also.
But you can do that on an old tv also, but maybe not in 3D.
A smart TV really improves the football watching experience? I wonder how that's possible and I'm looking forward to your report on the game.
harry - excellent point. but it's hard to keep clean and shiny. do you use skin cream?
bill - i worship the church of deadwood so i look at the new tv as a religious expenditure.
gb - the "smart" aspect of it might drive me nuts but sonny recommended it.
Skin cream?
No.
I use watermelon, it's all about hydrating you know...,
Is aging a bad thing? There a famous Author who wrote a story about a painting and person in painting aged.
Don't you hate when you should know the title and Author name.
He from Ireland
Coffee is on
harry - excellent use of the watermelon. must be hereditary.
dora - i'm enjoying being an old man with no worries. but i know a few people my age who are totally miserable.
as i like to say, enjoy the moment and the future is now. let tomorrow take care of itself.
i'm having a cup of coffee with a few drops of vanilla extract at this very moment and i'm enjoying it immensely.
That is my favorite Stones song. Thank you.
You do seem to have the money to keep improving the economy, carry on.
i don't know why, but sympathy for the devil is my favorite stones song.
Gimme Shelter ftw
I just had this talk this very morning with my young 29 year old friend who text me she was bringing Kale to work for me to try...she said I was fussy and I said you forgot old and fussy and she said your as old as you feel I said 15...she laughed.
Enjoy your turtle cave. Me I watch netflex on my lap top...
The future is as bright as the sun.
thims - gimme shelter is on my short list.
nancy - turtle cave, i like it! now you've inspired me to rename the bat cave and work turtle it.
Let It Bleed
always liked midnight rambler after a few good glasses of scotch and a few attractive ladies around.
Nice job, BP. How about the beat down Holland put on Spain today? Wow. Enjoy the rest of the World Cup and Happy Father's Day to you.
Billy, please stop moaning about your age, you silly old cunt! You're as young as the woman you feel, and please let that be a reminder! :-P Fuck me, you could paint Buckingham Palace with 10-litres of paint, that's if you miss out everything but the Queen's bathroom and en suite. :-P
Hope the telly's OK, mate, and that you enjoy our boys cruise to a 2-1 victory! Yeah, that's my prediction for our match. So far, thankfully, I've been spot-on, on all four matches, and as such, was lucky enough to have placed an accumulator bet on each result being correct. If you're a gambling man [which I'm not, that's to say just the once every fours years when 'The Beautiful Game' is on, then look for the best odds on a 'result-based' bet, and I'll guarantee you that my prediction of 2-1 to our boys'll come true! :-P
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Day, & a Similar, But 'Starry' Night!
Peace,
Steve...
mr shife - i was looking forward to watching england/italy but that asshole farmer giles just told me the score.
farmer - cock up on the tv front. it won't get set up until tomorrow. woe is me.
Billy, ready to go, here. Sorry to hear abou your new telly, mate.
TY&YIWYAH&PSN!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
I sense that Pilgrim has to keep buying new electronic equipment he doesn't know how to set up and program to get his kid back home for a visit.
Hey, it is good for the economy and his kid hasn't got to wipe his ass yet.
farmer - i hope you didn't bet the farm on the 3 lions.
bill - actually the lovely mrs myshkin bought me the tv.
and i'm expecting more stuff tomorrow.
You are a kept man...
yes, the cracker factory put me out to stud.
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