Wednesday, July 30, 2014

smokin hot

yes, the temperature is pretty high at the moment but that's not what i'm talking about. HELEN MIRREN IS SMOKIN HOT! i watched THE LAST STATION a while back and was totally smitten with the fair ms mirren. fast forward to a few weeks ago and i was watching 2010 THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT. i kept thinking the russian captain looked familiar, then realized it was ms mirren! yes, ms mirren is a true renaissance woman. in the past i thought jodie foster the hottest old babe around but i finally realized that my endearing roguish charm wouldn't be able to cure her sexual deviance so i accepted helen mirren as the one true goddess of the universe.

now that i've deceived the global zionist police force into thinking this post is all about a school boy crush on a movie star, let's get down to business. i've ragged on israel in the past for their crimes against humanity in palestine but it's always been a tongue in cheek sort of a deal. a few days ago i came across a site that seems to spell it all out clearly; IF AMERICANS KNEW. i encourage anyone with a bit of time on their hands to explore the site and click on a few of the tabs. the interesting thing about this site that is critical of israel is it's supported by jews. the group is called JEWS FOR JUSTICE.

as a reward for clicking on the "if americans knew" i will supply a link that might be a funny as the big lebowski: JEWS AGAINST OBAMA.

if you don't hear from me in the next few days, i'll probably be in some zionist prison or i might have been crushed when my house was bulldozed.

i love you sons of bitches.

19 comments:

peppylady (Dora) said...

I just don't under stand us human wanting to destroy each other.

It been hot here. Wish it would drop 10 degree. Worried about dry lighting.

Coffee is on

billy pilgrim said...

yeah, i just watched a discussion on tv that sort of changed my point of view. but blowing up schools and hospitals is just plain wrong.

BBC said...

It amuses me that you monkeys think you can make rules for wars.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I don't know why you ever thought you had a chance with Jodie, but you're right about Helen? Have you seen The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover? You get to see a lot of her supple body in that!

BBC said...

US restocks Israel with ammunition.

Game on...

billy pilgrim said...

of course there are rules for war, people might break them but there are rules.

gb - i might go on a mirren marathon one of these days.

thimscool said...

The cook et al would be a great place to start. I don't want to ruin the ending for you but it is an allegory for the French revolution.

thimscool said...

The cook et al would be a great place to start. I don't want to ruin the ending for you but it is an allegory for the French revolution.

billy pilgrim said...

i'm lost thims.

allegories are my achilles heel.

BBC said...

There are a few women here that I think are smokin hot. I think about them when I'm........

billy pilgrim said...

saying your prayers before retiring each evening?

texlahoma said...

Well, she looked pretty good in 1967.
Oh, Russian captain reminded me.

There was, not a captain, but apparently high ranking crew member on our cruise ship that was hot to start with, but add her Russian accent and authority, man, I'd follow her orders any day!


Seems like the same old story to me, the people could get along, the leaders can't.

I guess it's human nature to want a good side and a bad side, but in this case I think Hamas is bad and the Israeli government is bad. Sad that so many innocents are caught in the crossfire.

billy pilgrim said...

tex - i think it's turning into a classic case of the enemy of my enemy is my friend. egypt and saudi arabia haven't said boo about israel blasting the shit out of gaza due to their fear of ISIS and hamas.

Mr. Shife said...

Us humans are really good at this war stuff. Too bad we couldn't just try being good at something else like ending hunger or eradicating illnesses. We are a bunch of assholes. But you are not BP. You are one of the good ones and thank you for that. Take care my friend.

billy pilgrim said...

yeah, things are rough over there. i think my neighbor is from israel so i've told ruby to abandon the tunnel she's been working on for the past few months.

BBC said...

I don't give a fuck how things are over there, they have been at that stupid shit for thousands of years.

Fuck those cocksuckers.

peppylady (Dora) said...

I hear there a no gun fighting for 48 hours. I don't have much hope it will do any good. I can't see why some fools will let religion dictate everything in there life. Can't some people think for them self. What hell happen to free will

McRaven said...

Seriously Billy I thought I was the hottest old woman around...lol

billy pilgrim said...

dora - i don't think any of us have a lot of free will. we're hard wired to breed and accumulate stuff.

mcraven - if it wasn't for the russian angle, you'd be the hottest old lady around but i'm a sucker for those slavic beasts.