from now on i vow to only buy lamps with chains for the on/off switch. after years of frustration reaching into lamp shades and searching for the knob to turn and then occasionally turning the son of a bitch in the wrong direction i finally said enough of this bullshit. when i lie on the couch and watch a movie in the dark the need often arises to make a few adjustments. things get difficult in the dark with all those buttons on the remote and the consequences can be catastrophic if the wrong button is pushed. cable companies prey on medicated fools pressing the wrong button.
now i merely have to reach behind me and pull the chain. and as an added bonus there's a chain on each side so i have a decent margin for error when reaching behind. yes, life is good in the year 2014.
if this isn't the cutest thing you've ever seen, you must have seen some incredibly cute stuff!
i love you sons of bitches.
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Good old chain technology worked just fine on toilets. Should work well on lamps too as long as you don't pull too hard. How come no one has invented a remote control lamp switch?
gb - good point, maybe i'm old enough for one of those clap on / clap off clapper lamps.
i got the clap
and the blue balls too
the clap don't hurt
but the blue balls do
I have a clapper for my crapper.
a temperature controlled bidet?
After dropping laxatives and going to fiber and yogurt I took a real shit yesterday.
Not a very big shit but I was so proud of my shit...
keep hydrated.
like tony soprano said to dr melfi after she said they were making progress:
i'd rather take a good shit.
I've got a two chain lamp, not near as pretty as yours, I keep a dim bulb in one socket and a bright one in the other.
Super cute pits, the one on the treadmill looks like a real sweetie, the pup seems smart, keeps trying to figure it out.
in the not too distant future i might have a pit pup.
I've seen that video before, have you posted it before?
harry has a brother!!!!
soon he might have many brothers and sisters if those lousy bees do their job.
no, haven't posted it before.
Where did Steve go? Did the fucking pigs eat him?
steve couldn't measure up to us.
Maybe his cocksucker told him to knock it off. I suppose I would if my cocksucker told me to knock it off.
But I'm not blessed with a cocksucker.
Hey, motherfuckers, your Royal pig Farmer's in fine fetal and fine stead, my friends, you'll no doubt be glad to hear? :-P It's great to see that you 'glory boys' are still rockin' and changing the world, my 'brother’s in nappies'! :-P
Keep the Red flag flying, fellas, I love you both. And Bill, there's no way in hell that Eileen'd censor this Brit scribe! :-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky, Gang!
Peace,
FG...Always Glad to Be A Pain In The Arse & Always Glad To Help!
PS Busy on the farm at the minute!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had some pigs,
E-I-E-I-O.
With a oink, oink here,
And a oink, oink there,
Here a oink, there a oink,
Everywhere a oink, oink,
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
Ciao! :-P
The pig fucker seems to be happy enough...
Yo, Bill, good to see ya, big fella. How's things, mate? Hope you're well, my friend. :-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
PS pass on my best regards to Billy P, mate. Cheers!
Ciao!
Things are real good over here Steve. Beautiful fucking weather but if I had to work in the heat much I'd be bitching.
I did just finish making a modified fuel delivery system for the riding mower I'm going to terrorize the neighborhood with, guess I'll take it for a test spin.
Then I'll think about gearing it up to go 40 MPH.
Bill, yeah, we've been enjoying a mini-heatwave over here in Blighty for about a month, now! Every cunt's wishing for it to rain and be cooler, already! :-P
When you say modified fuel delivery system, do you mean a bypassed kinda set-up, Bill? Hope that your latest venture in practical rocket science works out and doesn't annoy the Russians or Chinese when it unintentionally goes into orbit. Me, I just love to fuckin' bitch! :-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
Mr Pilgrim, yet again, it would seem that The Farmer makes an excellent point, as always.
Best.
Horace.
BP, let us face it, man, the Farmer's rarely wrong. He gets my vote too.
Guiness Be Mine.
Paddy
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