Tuesday, August 19, 2014

the future or a case for mulder and scully

i was all set to drone on and on about riots, looting, dead negroes, dead palestinians (tunnel dwelling ferrets), dead comedians or benevolent corporations when a story about BIRDS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING caught my eye. this seems to be right out of the x files and as even a casual reader can tell you, i want to believe.

Ivanpah’s Land Footprint is a real cool article giving a cursory look at the promising future of solar energy and the potential side effects such as birds flaming out in mid air. it made me smile when i read that the solar energy boys spent $56,000,000.00 relocating desert tortoises. i wouldn't expect anything less from the google boys. when google decides to do something, they do it right!

we humans seem to be at our best when the pressure is on. or to put it another way, we do fuck all until the crisis hits. the herd may get culled and the passengers on the bus may get kicked off but in the long run we'll be just fine despite the fact that most of us are fucking morons without a fucking clue how to separate the wheat from the chaff. if you don't believe me, go to facebook and observe all the lemmings tossing their privacy off a cliff. half the people on facebook will curse obama for incinerating the birds while the other half will credit obama for inventing solar power and saving the planet.

in summation: solar power good, relocating tortoises good, facebook bad. as for humans, we'll survive in spite of ourselves.

i love you sons of bitches.

23 comments:

BBC said...

Maybe folks in the area will be able to pick up precooked birds for dinner.

billy pilgrim said...

and toss a potato in the air to get some french fries.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I never realised solar power was a threat to birds. It reminds me of 'The Man with the Golden Gun', where Scaramanga had a ray gun powered by solar energy, but he used it to blow up Bond's sea plane rather than birds.

BBC said...

How many of those tomatoes have you eaten so far?

billy pilgrim said...

gb - it was news to me too. kinda like an iron dome for electrical generating installations.

bill - about 5 and i just picked 2 more.

BBC said...

That is pretty good, they should keep coming until the end of August, or longer.

The salad bar at the hospital is only $2.45 so I load up on cherry tomatoes when there.

peppylady (Dora) said...

Us American loves our oil and some are willing to die for it.

Off to the Olive Tree for there soup kitchen...Carrie my client is going to check it out

Plenty of veggies coming out of our garden.

BBC said...

You keep asking me where Harry is. I'm kind of wondering where the washed up redheaded cocksucker is.

billy pilgrim said...

harry and leslie sitting in a tree....

BBC said...

If she sucks his dick it might become a post.

BBC said...

Of course she may suck his breath out of him, but at this point I don't think he would care.

Mr. Shife said...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't but it would be god damned nice if we could thin the herd starting with the folks that enjoy Fox news. Have a good one BP.

billy pilgrim said...

thanks mr shife, of course there are some very intelligent people on facebook as well.

BBC said...

I opened a fucking Facefuck account cuz my long lost daughter from my first marriage has one. But she never updates it, she just has it to stalk her sons.

BBC said...

Did I blow it when Leslie wanted to fuck me?

billy pilgrim said...

i'll bet you're real popular on facebook.

BBC said...

I don't post on Facebook, just have an account there. I'm under the impression they won't let you say cock there.

Well, maybe you can say, "I'm going to cock my gun now."

But you can't say, "I'm going to shove my cock up and down in you like a toilet plunger, complete with sound effects."

BBC said...

I was just informed that Leslie still has moments of temporary sanity, but uses them to brush her teeth.

Leslie said...

Don't you ever tire of being a boring and repetitive old creep and can you not go a single day without mentioning your dick which you know damn well hasn't functioned in years even when you coughed up 5 bucks for a toothless meth head hooker I'm sure all that left you was no cash for meatloaf night at the diner you pathetic cadaver piece of demented shithead redneck loser white trash bastard.

BBC said...

Gosh, I wasn't expecting a compliment.

billy pilgrim said...

hi leslie - how's motherhood treating you? and say hi to harry for me.

thimscool said...

It seems that Leslie only responds to BBC these days...

BBC said...

I should write a book on how to rile a cunt.