Friday, September 12, 2014

the middle east

so tell me, what's wrong with this photo?

here's what's wrong with in my opinion, kerry's body language! he's sitting there like a school boy in with his hands clasped on his lap sitting absolutely straight on the edge of his chair whilst the saudi is relaxed in a semi reclining position. here's kerry, the secretary of state of the most powerful nation in the world absolutely kowtowing to some fucknut in a dress who has a need to display giant portraits of himself in the background. remember 9/11? what was the administrations first act? safely evacuate the saudi royal family!

and who funded the 9/11 attacks? GUESS FUCKING WHO!!

i love you sons of bitches

14 comments:

Mr. Shife said...

Not looking like the most powerful nation in that photo. It looks like the US is never going to leave Iraq. What a mess. Have a good weekend, BP.

BBC said...

So.... What are you going to do about it?

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

billy pilgrim said...

maybe these fucking saudis are actually extraterrestrials with amazing powers, gods if you will!

Gorilla Bananas said...

They should have asked Kerry to take off his shoes on a carpet like that. He would have looked like an even bigger clown wearing purple slippers.

billy pilgrim said...

excellent observation mr bananas. i can't imagine a self respecting silverback grovelling to the saudis.

Demeur said...

And who funded 911? Wouldn't be the Saudis now would it?

Thank you sir may I have another?

BBC - Canada will of course send its' crack submarine fleet.

billy pilgrim said...

demueur - you must have heard about our used sub purchase from britain. they swindled us big time.

now obama and company are trying to sell us f-35s. ain't life grand.

subs that won't sink and planes that won't fly. we're sitting ducks for putin.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I like the video. Could have just as easily been Sheik Yurbuti by Frank Zappa.

BBC said...

If any other country comes after you we will take care of them, we'll want to annex you into the U.S. in the future.

billy pilgrim said...

kenneth - not familiar with zappa's shiek but i'll check it out.

king - well yeah, were both owned by the same corporations.

BBC said...

That want to fuck the rest of us.

texlahoma said...

I remember, all other air traffic was grounded except for the flight with the bin Laden family.

I'd all but forgotten Sheik Yurbuti.

Rock the Casbah by the Clash would have worked too.

Shaw Kenawe said...

An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl, tzitzis and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear,"Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells,"Thank you!"

The Arab asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly bugger does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

billy pilgrim said...

tex - rock the cashbah is a good song but ahab the arab supported my position better ;)

shaw - excellent, you'll never go broke going long on israel.