Saturday, October 18, 2014

mexicans

those darned mexicans are up to their old tricks. back in december 2013 a mexican woman was picked up for riding public transit without paying. when the transit cops checked her identity it was discovered that she was in the country illegally and had been ordered deported twice. while in custody she killed herself. so it goes.

all of the politically correct special interest groups jumped on the case and somehow or other it became our fault that she was in the country illegally and decided to kill herself. there were lots of protests by other mexicans and statements from the government of mexico condemning our actions. imagine a lowly country like canada having the temerity to try and enforce their immigration laws. there was such a hue and cry over our actions that an INQUEST WAS CALLED FOR TO LOOK INTO HER DEATH. these public inquests are not cheap and it's almost a foregone conclusion that the government will be condemned for doing its duty:

"This coroner's jury listened to six days of evidence and it is absolutely crystal clear that they understood that Canada Border Services had made just so many mistakes, had so many problems that contributed to the death of Lucia Vega Jimenez."

what really bugs me is not one politician has the guts to stand up and say, "oh fuck off, she killed herself. blame mexico for having a shithole of a country she was trying to escape."

but who gives a shit. hockey season has started and our mighty 'nucks are undefeated at the moment. 3 wins, zero losses! and hockey is a very classy sport!

if mexicans and hockey aren't your cup of tea, how about HITLER'S SEX LIFE??? i kinda believe the bit about hitler having his niece crap and piss on him.

i love you sons of bitches.

35 comments:

texlahoma said...

Shy little feller.

Yeah, Hitler lived in Cleavland for a while, started a whole thing, then moved to Argentina,
that's what I'm told anyway.

billy pilgrim said...

eva to adolph -ich werde dich zu blasen, wenn Sie mich Frankreich geben.

billy pilgrim said...

adolph to eva: Scheiße auf mich und ganz Europa liegt bei Ihnen.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I don't believe Hitler asked anyone to piss on him. I do believe he enjoyed watching women take a leak. Hitler was a failed artist and voyeurism turned him on. He probably played with himself while they did it.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Mexico has it's nerve. Hitler was a real piece of shit.
Love hockey! Love the video of the hockey fan! Not so much the butt crack shot, but variety is the spice of life, right?

thimscool said...

We bus our Mexicans around free of charge here.

billy pilgrim said...

gb - old adolph certainly had his idiosyncrasies.

dixie - yup, when you look at it, life's a piece of shit, always look on the bright side of life.

thims - if you give them free bus rides, why are they all coming up here????

thimscool said...

You Canandians are famous for your hospitality!

billy pilgrim said...

the mexican is not the issue, i've come up with the perfect cup of coffee:

2 parts fresh ground dark roast beans and 1 part premium godiva chocolate roast.

fucking A man!

thimscool said...

OK, then I can comment on the video which involved gratuitous bear-back nut knocking for all to see.

Are those two gonna get married?

billy pilgrim said...

yes, and they'll spend their honeymoon in a small homemade plywood camper perched upon a utility trailer with a toothless crazy man towing the trailer.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Wow! I gave that Hitler article a read. I guess it shouldn't surprise me that such a crazy guy was crazy in the bedroom too, but yikes.

Leslie said...

I see the parallels here. Broke fucks looking for a free ride. Drunk fool trying to rub up on an accommodating furry...

BBC gone to visit S.

billy pilgrim said...

kenneth - i don't think there's ever been a boring article on hitler.

leslie - you forgot the german shit fetish. that must dovetail with dumping buckets of shit in campground and walmart crappers.

Leslie said...

Short, crazy menaces are always obsessed with poop and hookers.

BBC should head to France next.

peppylady (Dora) said...

Some people need to find a reason for everything.
Sound like she made the choice to commit suicide. Actual I feel sorry for her family.

There were couple of Mexicans in our local area. Sure used the word "nigger" quite freely.
Crap if any white person use that term as they did. They would been fired on the spot...coffee is on

TheWayfarer said...

Gee, Billy...that sucks!
I thought it was only England & US who were constantly doing the "It's all our fault because we're white!" self-immolation bullshit, but apparently the stupidity has gone viral. At least the Canucks are not getting bullied & brow-beaten to change their name because old-money, filthy-rich, pasty-white, BanKHAZAR$ "FEEEEEEL" it's offensive to Canadians...or is that going on, too?

billy pilgrim said...

leslie - that thing looked like a monopoly piece to me. maybe a giant inflatable iron will be next.

dora - mexicans dissing coloreds! with current birth rates they'll be dissing everyone soon.

galt - what in the fuck is a BanKHAZAR$?

thimscool said...

This oughta be good.

Leslie said...

Galt's profile lists of his favorite books and music are evidence of a very unhealthy mind.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Sorry Billie - It's habit stopping by all my favorite reads. Well, I did want to see the bear dance again.

thimscool said...

Holy crap.

Do y'all need some air support at Parliament Hill?

We're crack shots!

thimscool said...

Leslie? You've got a problem with Air Supply?

billy pilgrim said...

what do you think the chances are that the crazies who shot up our parliament hill had read atlas shrugged at one point in their sad lives?

one day when i'm not so lazy i might devote some time to the fraud that is ayn rand.

i suspect old galt in the box has had a few bad experiences with women and has not participated in the current economic renaissance.

thimscool said...

I'd be careful there, Pilgrim.

A lot of folks have been left out of your "economic renaissance"... some of them take it personal like.

billy pilgrim said...

careful r us.

it's a great big beautiful world out there and i've been entrusted with the task of turning frowns upside down.

whereas that cunt any rand made a fortune out of turning smiles upside down.

thimscool said...

Libertarians in general strike me as insufficiently cynical, naïve if you will. But Randian libertarians are fucking insane.

Leslie said...

Thanks for the shout out, Omar!

<3

billy pilgrim said...

but what is a bankhazar$? i checked it on google and only got galt's blog and good old enjoy the moment.

i could lose my street cred by not knowing the true definition. i have my suspicions of what it means but i only deal in rock solid facts.

Leslie said...

Bank Hazar $

Leslie said...

Maybe if you listen to a nice Dr. Dre/ Clay Aiken duet, you'll get it.

billy pilgrim said...

i still don't know what it means but if i had to guess; it's not a term of endearment for jewish bankers.

thimscool said...

Oh FFS. I'll explain it to you tomorrow.

Try to keep up.

billy pilgrim said...

well, i erred in connecting the parliament hill shooter to the paranoid pro militia ayn rand faction. he was a petty criminal loser with family ties to syria and a recent convert to islam. the gene pool will not miss him.

i don't know what his position was on bankhazar$.

our freedom and privacy will end up being the big losers in this whole sad episode.

McRaven said...

The United States of America is not responsible for supporting a failed nation, Mexico.