Friday, December 26, 2014

lunchbag letdown

well, another disappointing xmas on the gift front. it seems people don't take me seriously when i tell them what i want:

the first time i saw a hitler teapot i said to myself: if that isn't nice, what is?

oh well, maybe next year.

i love you sons of bitches.

27 comments:

TheWayfarer said...

Hope that's sarcasm: We already got too many motherfucks trying to imitate Hitler, so I'll be happy if I NEVER have to look at his ugly mug, especially as a gift.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

On Yahoo today there's a story about a guy who thinks he's Hitler reborn - looks just like him.

Another happy Pogues tune!

I asked for a 100,000,000 bar - chocolate - they all laughed. Next year it's nuts to them!!

billy pilgrim said...

galt - i need something to match up with my 3 mussolini coffee mugs.

dixie - 100,000,000 bar chocolate! every dentist's dream. i have a few boxes of almondillos waiting for me.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I heard a story that Hitler liked watching women pee, so maybe that thing should be used as a chamber pot in a whorehouse.

BBC said...
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billy pilgrim said...

gb - i'd like to keep in a box then slip into the china cabinet when the lovely mrs myshkin wasn't looking.

bbc - you are unworthy of ruby's memory.

thimscool said...

Hey man, Merry Christmas and here's hoping that 2015 is a better year for us all.

BBC said...

Hey, it isn't about me, it was good advice to you.

billy pilgrim said...

thims - thanks, i'm confident 2015 will be a very successful year. i've almost got my list of 20 complete.

king - if you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came.

because ruby don't need you and man she expects the same.

thimscool said...

List of 20 what?

thimscool said...

Santa brought me shingles for Christmas.

peppylady (Dora) said...

I saw on news some time ago. They tried to auction off some of Hitler painting and couldn't even get a bid.
Anyhow I'm not sure how I would respond if someone send me a gift like that. I know I would be sending them a Thank you note.

Love the music.

Coffee is on

billy pilgrim said...

thims - duroid or tile?

20 companies with strong balance sheets.

dora - little hitler teapots would make excellent christmas tree ornaments.

billy pilgrim said...

is harry going to make an appearance in 2015?

thimscool said...

I have two companies for your list!

Shingles of the herpes simplex variety... Deep nerve pain and an oozing rash that makes me long to take a carrot peeler to my neck and chest.

Speaking of which, where's George?

thimscool said...

Harry has had enough of our shitwich.

McRaven said...

I got a gift card for ten large coffees from Dunkin. Merry Christmas. lol

billy pilgrim said...

thims - ooh, that sounds nasty. our government health care doesn't cover shingles vaccinations. we o'bumble.

nancy - i'm guessing you'll be buying makita a donut when you pick up your coffee.

harry said...

what the fuck' r YOU lookin, at buddy?

Yeah ? ......Hahaha. Yeah ? ......U think?

BBC said...

You are not going to welcome Harry back?????

billy pilgrim said...

harry! welcome back.

not much has changed. bbc is still an idiot and i'm still smart as a whip.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Will there be a special song for 2015?

I watched an 8 part story of the Pogues on you tube - pretty wild - but truly great musicians. (Gotta go cook, I'll catch up later.)

BBC said...

If I called you an idiot in 2014 I wish to apologize for that, I tried to stick to the proper term of ‘fucking idiot’.

billy pilgrim said...

idiots r us.

Doc Teri said...

I collect teapots, too. Don't have this one though. Maybe I'll find it on Amazon.
Happy New Year...posted a video on my blog. Just a bit of holiday cheer.

Doc Teri said...

Oh...and...ah sweet Ruby...what a lovely girl. The pic reminds me of my Savannah. I had planned to bury her ashes weeks ago...they're still sitting on my mantle...

billy pilgrim said...

hi doc, i plan on hanging onto ruby's ashes forever. i say "good night" and "good morning" to them every day.