Wednesday, January 14, 2015

a.i.

are muslims the big threat to western civilization? if it's not muslims how about: union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired weirdos, vandals, hooligans, football supporters, namby- pamby probation officers, rapists, papists, papist rapists, foreign surgeons - headshrinkers, who ought to be locked up, Wedgwood Benn, keg bitter, punk rock, glue- sniffers etc, etc...

wrong reindeer breath, it's none of the above. the biggest threat to western civilization (probably eastern too) is ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. I

as luck would have it, i happen to be an expert on this threat having just finished reading MENTATS OF DUNE and SISTERHOOD OF DUNE. of course i have read all the other dune books including the BUTLERIAN JIHAD. and that's my big complaint about the CBC article about artificial intelligence. canada's commie pinko news outlet left out any mention of dune and it was frank herbert who brought all this up almost 50 years ago. cbc also forgot to mention battlestar galactica.

all bullshit aside, i do think that artificial intelligence is a major threat to the human race. god only knows what experiments the military is conducting on artificial intelligence at this very moment.

in addition to artificial intelligence i'm also very concerned about the declining JTMR figures. yes, the JTMR may well be our biggest threat.

i love you sons of bitches.

23 comments:

BBC said...

Why do you even bother with this shit?

BBC said...

It isn't likely that you even have any beer or enough firewood for a decent campfire.

texlahoma said...

Machines that firearms can't take out concern me before A.I.
I mean, they don't need to be very intelligent or complex, just a screwed up human with the right resources, that wants to kill humans with robots or machines is scary as hell to me.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Your familiarity with British culture is admirable. Wedgwood Benn changed his name to the more proletarian 'Tony Benn' when he became a commie pinko in the late 1970s. AI won't scare me until computers want to get laid.

billy pilgrim said...

king - firewood? i have something way better; a wife. she looks after all that stuff.

tex - a.i., biological warfare, chemical warfare, nuclear..... we're sure as hell ready for the alien invasion.

gb - you ought to see all the grot in my basement.

BBC said...

I see that Target is getting out of Canada.

billy pilgrim said...

yes, they wisely decided to cut their losses. retail is a tough racket these days, sears is doing the shits too.

Mr. Shife said...

It would be interesting if Vegas had odds on what destroys modern civilization. Granted if you won the bet you probably would not collect but it would be fascinating to see what they think will do us in. Take care BP.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

What is JTMR?

BBC said...

Too bad about Sears..

billy pilgrim said...

mr shife - you should tell kyle to open a kayak or canoe shop in florida.

dixie - excellent question. JTMR is an advanced metric used for community planning and national security.

simply put: JTMR = jew to muslim ratio.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Wow - okay, thanks.

Demeur said...

No I think obesity and chemicals will kill us first. Sheesh the crap they're putting in food these days are listed in my haz mat book.

billy pilgrim said...

the toxins give us cancer etc, setting us up to be rescued by the medical industrial complex.

obama's health insurance reform makes it possible for the poor obese diabetics to send lots of money to medical industrial complex.

it's a finely tuned economic model.

BBC said...

JTMR

The ratio of cocksuckers to goat fuckers.

Interesting.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I do worry about stuff like this. Especially when I watch "Terminator." Unless I had a good guy Terminator on my side like the kid in the second one because that would kick ass.

BBC said...

Looks like the seacocks are going to the pooper bowl again this year.

Jesus the hobo said...

If that's the case then we better lock up the homeless and hobos too. You know how much they threaten the safety of the free world. The Seahawks are one of the greatest NFL teams, Mr. BigBlackCock, show some respect.

Static said...

Religious extremists are a pretty major threat, Billy. The reason why is because extremism is often tied to political agendas. The threat of far right-wing fascism is just as bad as far-left totalitarian ideologies. But then again, Mr. BigBlackCock has a point--so is the American past-time of FOOTBALL. If a bunch of guys dressed up in tight pants slapping each other's butts isn't a threat to Western civilization I don't know what is.

BBC said...

Football is just a way of keeping the monkeys distracted.

billy pilgrim said...

kenneth - i'm not worried about this stuff either. i have an infinitely greater chance dying from the missus hitting me over the head with a cast iron frying pan.

jesus- yes the seahawks rule! i'm pretty sure your dad had a hand in the outcome yesterday.

static - yeah, i'm not fooled for a moment by that media friendly pope the vatican is foisting upon us.

king - yeah, but it must feel good for the seahawks to be in the big game again whilst those lousy saints from new orleans are out beating their wives and girlfriends.

BBC said...

"yeah, i'm not fooled for a moment by that media friendly pope the vatican is foisting upon us."

That stupid fucker sure likes to talk, and the more he talks the more stupid he looks to the rest of us.

Static said...

The church claims that the popes are infallible, but that doesn't explain why the church is still stuck in the Dark Ages on a number of issues. Man, there’s a whole lot of work to do.