for the life of me, i cannot figure out the importance of sony electronics. barrack o'bumble IMPOSED SANCTIONS AGAINST NORTH KOREA because of an alleged cyber attack on sony corp. call me stupid and hit me with a stick but i don't see how the supposed most powerful country in the known universe can interpret hacking the emails of japanese entertainment corporation as a threat to global security. who gives a shit if sony's dirty laundry and salary structures are exposed through some sort of cyber shenanigans.
it's quite apparent that o'bumble enjoys hob nobbing with the stars of the entertainment industry and finds their financial support along with personal endorsements to be valuable to him and his brand but i fail to connect the dots on the international security threats. if a nuclear power plant or the pentagon were to be compromised i could see the threat but sony pictures???? is there some sort of strategic importance to the sony PS4 and world of warcraft video games?
i passed my concerns along to the rosewater foundation and asked eliot to withdraw all support from barrack o'bumble. as usual eliot was one step ahead of the game, he told me that the rosewater foundation withdrew all support from o'bumble after he wore the beige suit to a white house briefing session. but eliot went on to tell me that it was still my responsibility "to love the dumb son of a bitch."
i'm quite enjoying my retirement and spending my time very productively.
i love you sons of bitches.
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Sony isn't important, but if you let them get away with raiding a suchi bar they might be tempted to hold up a bank. I like the scene where the Dude had just been told he'd been used as a stud. He got over the shock pretty damn quickly.
i think all corps ought to have their private emails published. that would be fun.
gb - but it's a japanese corporation. george bush and dick cheney wouldn't forget pearl harbor.
bob - agreed.
No mention of the subsequent switch to BlackBerry for security purposes... Don't you love RIM long time?
i was thinking about john chen blowing obama but was too lazy to work it in.
It all a game that I have no desire to play.
Coffee is on
You are really going to love the next sum bitch, or dumb bitch.
dora - yeah, my eyes are getting too old for video games.
king - hillary or jeb?
has the saudi royal family decided on the next president?
We will get the preznut we deserve.
Executive order - again? Why can't Presidents utilize the other elected officials to make decisions?
Sanctions, and then he goes on vacation? Maybe he stopped over at Korea for drinks. You know how Presidents are!? Meanwhile, bend over American citizens, "a special won ton soup..."
Because congress is worse than useless. Because the American electorate sucks.
dixie - those guys in paris had their eye on sony but obama scared the bejesus out of them so some poor cartoonists paid the price.
thims - yes, i think the electorate are the root cause of the lunacy. we go to the polls this fall but all of our lunatics are in the fringe parties so they don't get elected. i always vote for some fringe lunatic.
"Because the American electorate sucks." - thimscool
That's for sure!
"...some poor cartoonists paid the price." - billy
I missed that billy. I better go read up on this. Thanks!
Hi BP. Glad the retirement is going well. Watching The Dude is definitely a good way to spend the day.
dixie - electorat/voters, it's kinda like the chicken/egg question.
my shife - i'm not watching the the dude, i AM the dude. (don't tell the cops)
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