does the pope shit in the woods?
i don't know about the pope but i know about someone else. i rode up to the big mall and was chaining my bike to the rack when two guys walked up to have a smoke. there are lots of smoking rules including not being able to light up within 5 meters of any mall entrance. the first guy lit up and started to smoke a few feet away from the bike rack while the second guy, an asian, lit up and walked over to stand behind a few short cedar shrubs. my asian friend then pulled down his pants and squatted behind the shrubs. that's right, he took a shit close to the mall entrance, a few feet away from the bike rack. i immediately cried out, "this fucking idiot is taking a shit." i seemed to be the only person that gave a shit that some nine iron was taking a shit beside the bike rack. the insane thing is the mall has countless public washrooms. i guess it's an asian custom to forego a nice indoor shit and go outside to fertilize the greenery.
multiculturalism in canada. if that isn't nice, what is?
i love you sons of bitches.
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My guess is that he prefers to squat, which isn't that easy on a standard loo. That's why you can now buy a squatty potty, which is supposed to make it easier to dump the full load. Did he looks at his turds afterwards?
gb - a squatty potty! sounds like an excellent idea. any other jungle tidbits of jungle info that could make my life easier?
Your video seems to be "Broken for Good" too...unless that's a prank. Then I say, hahhaahahha - good one!
So obviously the first guy forgot a poop baggie for his pet - so he downloaded in the shrubs. Dang!
Yeah, the squat & squish works well. But don't do it in the okra patch.
Seriously, that's all I got, Sad King Billy.
That reminds me of some people that had a foreign exchange student staying with them, he would put his feet on the toilet seat, squat and shit. To me, that raises and even bigger question though, why were they watching him shit?
There is a bike rack in the woods??
dixie - the video works good for me and it's excellent.
tex - the foreign exchange student must have been real skinny and agile. i just tried it and fell off.
king - no, the fucking bike rack is right by the entrance of maybe the busiest mall in vancouver!
I sure am glad I don't live near the busiest mall in vancouver!
ouoat, I saw a drunk taking a shit in the woods by holding onto a small tree. Yes. It did. The tree broke. He shit and fell back into it. Ah, these are luminous times.
The weather here was really nice today.
He has competition.
Well that is certainly something you don't see every day. What the hell did he wipe with? I was intrigued by your video link but the it's no longer available. Take care, BP.
Video says, not available. No problem. I'll see if it's listed elsewhere on youtube. Someone may have "dumped" it.
the video works fine for me. maybe it's like the comedy central videos i can't watch because i'm not in the united states.
i'll blame it on obama.
I'll applaud. If I were a drinking gal, I'd drink to that. Hey, wait, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, damn link and obama-mama-ding-dong! pffft.
Do I move to Texas? Yup.
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