Sunday, March 22, 2015

something new

i picked up these two little buggers because i liked their style.

little did i know that they have mystic powers and that i'd be under their spell. somehow or other this sweet little couple have taken over my life and demanded that i remodel the bat cave to be more to their liking. i'm not the only one under their spell. they cast a spell on the lovely mrs myshkin and she will soon be off on one of her trips. i don't pay much attention to what she says but i'm pretty sure she'll be gone for about 2 months. more than enough time to make a few changes.

in other news, IT SEEMS OBAMA IS DEAD SET ON FUCKING WITH ISRAEL. i think it's pretty common knowledge that o'bumble is unable to contain his anti-semitism at the best of times and his inner racist self would like nothing better than to be rid of netanyahu and possibly the entire state of israel. but i think there is more to the story than that. if there's one person that o'bumble detests more than netanyahu, IT'S THAT UPPITY HILLARY CLINTON.. he's leaving a scorched earth for hillary's run at the presidency in 2016. he's a mean one that o'bumble.

in case you forgot about their past:

i love you sons of bitches

15 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

They make a nice couple, but the expression on the man's face suggests he's been badly henpecked. Is that why you put a clock between them?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I'm with Gorilla. There is something really sad about that fellow on the left. I think he just sharted.

billy pilgrim said...

gb - i'm hoping the old man can fix my clock. i lost the key to wind it.

kenneth - when i bought them the only thing i noticed was the balloons. i'll look for a smile on the next figurine.

BBC said...

"i picked up these two little buggers because i liked their style."

Okay, but don't forget to dust them once a month.

peppylady (Dora) said...

nice pieces. Any how do you think United States would do better with a prime minster.
Coffee is on

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Hey pilgrim - the figures look a bit like gypsies. Don't know if they're worth sumpin', but nice paint and glazing job. I really like the crystal oyster on the far left (holding the pearl - yeah - that one.) You post the most thought-provoking clips. My favorite scene will always be the campfire circle of fart-fully fulfilling adventures; unlike today's political conventions, where they only talk shit. Did you ever see the movie, 'the fokkers'?

billy pilgrim said...

king - excellent point on the dusting.

dora - better with a prime minister? i don't know the answer but even though i'm not crazy about our prime minister, i wouldn't trade him for obumble.

dixie - yeah, i like all the scenes with slim pickens. especially when he gets hit over the head with the shovel.

texlahoma said...

I'm no fan of Obama, but I think he's got it right on Hitlery and Netanyahu.

The old lady reminds me of my wife's Grandma in a public place saying "Well, what do you think of the Coloreds?" "I guess it's okay for them to vote."

BBC said...

As of this morning I am no longer a property owner, now I'm just squatting, moving is a pain in the ass.

billy pilgrim said...

tex - i put obama at the bottom of the heap. in fact, he's under the heap.

king - you must have a pocket full of cash. time to buy a little loving?

Mr. Shife said...

Lovely couple you got there BP. They really tie that room together. Thanks for sharing the Blazing Saddles clip. Love that movie. One of the best. Take care my friend.

Demeur said...

Maybe it's time to change the clock to a coo coo clock. More fitting.

As for Nut-N-Yahoo and the rest it's all a scam to keep the arms dealers happy. They must be creamin their jeans with Yemen heating up.

billy pilgrim said...

mr shife - yes, i don't know i ever got along before the room got tied together but now i live in fear of waking up and a having the room not tied together.

demeur- we're a warlike species. we'll be goddamned ready when mars attacks.

BBC said...

Yeah, we can build boats faster than other fuckers can sink them.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Thia A-Z challenge might kick my AZZ.